This isn't going to be like regular chapters. Most of the chapter is going to be articles on Harry from various wizarding newspapers and magazines. The bottom of the chapter is the breakfast of the next day.
I was also wondering if I should have elves and if show how should I portray them?
Chapter 20 The Media
Daily Prophet
First Page: 'Boy-Who-Lived Invents a Spell to Block the Unforgivables and Brings an Uprising Against Fudge in the Process'
Yesterday at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter demonstrated the Shield Charm he made that will block all curses including the Unforgivables. The incantations, which he said he shortened from one minutes means "gold life saver." The spell creates a big golden shield that can protect anyone within a certain distance. When the Killing Curse hit the shield it made a deep gong like sound and ricocheted upwards.
(Below: Picture of the killing curse hitting the shield and flying upwards)
After finished the demonstration Minister Fudge stood up and tried to claim some credit for the working of the spell. However Potter had other ideas. He wandlessly sent Fudge flying into a chair. Then he let loose some information that was held from the public. Like how he pleaded for a fair trial for Black but Fudge demanded the Dementors kiss for Black without trial because it would do good for his image. Like how Fudge with held information that Voldemort was back and even went as far as threatening the media to tell lies about the boy-who-lived and Dumbledore.
After stating those facts Potter yelled "You are the worst Minister I have ever seen! You only care what is good for your self not for the people! I demand the resignation of Cornelius Fudge from his position of Minister of Magic!" The crowd went wild and the Wizengamot is debating the idea right now.
(To the right of the article: Picture of Harry flicking his wrist and Fudge flying into a seat)
Page 2: Potter stepped off the stage and answered the question on all our minds. What exactly happened at the Department of Mysteries?
"I was lured into a trap set by Mutilated Snake The name Potter wants us to use instead of you-know-who Every time we said that he would always reply with "No I don't know who. 5 of my friends insisted on coming so riding thestrals we rode to the Ministry. We managed to enter the highest security leveled department. We were ambushed by Death Eaters and managed to hold our own until Dumbledore arrived with back up. However we escaped with major injuries and one man was captured by the Death Eaters. He was freed from his prison though." Harry Potter explained.
(Picture of Harry, wand drawn and in a dueling stance)
It seems that if it wasn't for those events we would still not be aware of Mutilated Snakes return. The Prophet would like to thank Mr. Potter on his voicing of removal of Fudge from office. I'm sure many of us were thinking it. Just to afraid top speak our minds.
Teen Witches Weekly
(Cover: Picture of Harry from the waist up, dripping wet and a towel at the bottom of the picture around what can be seen of his lower abs. His glasses are off and he has a shocked expression on his face. On top left of page it says Exclusive Interview with the Boy-Who-Lived. On top left it says Potter photo gallery. Middle left it says Boy-Who-Lived Love Interest? Middle right it says the Dream Team. Bottom right it says magical makeovers and bottom left it says Is He Really the One?)
Page 2-3: Yesterday after the demonstration of the Golden Potter Shield Spell we were able to get an exclusive interview with young heartthrob Mr. Potter. Our reporter Trisha Starr was the luck lady who was permitted to speak to Mr. Potter.
TS: Honor to meet you Mr. Potter
HP: Please, please call me Harry. Stop with all this formal crap.
TS: So Mr Po...Harry how does it feel to create a spell that can stop the Unforgivables?
HP: I'm just glad I can at least know people have a way to defend themselves from even the Darkest of Arts. I mean with Voldemort and his little house elves running around people need away to protect themselves.
TS: You say house elves. What do you mean by that?
HP: Death Eaters are house elves. They go around following their "Masters" every whim. Voldemort can say "Clean my ass with your tongue" and they'll do it! And if they fail they get punished. There isn't much difference between a house elf and a Death Eater. The only difference to me is I have more respect for house elves.
TS: Rumor has it you have done some pretty amazing things. Care to tell.
HP: I did nothing really.
TS: Just tell us what you did.
HP: In first year I saved the Sorcerers Stone from our Defense teacher Professor Quirrel. In 2nd year I saved Ginny Weasly and slayed a basilisk. In 3rd year I saved my godfather Sirius Black from the Dementors kiss and fought off 100 Dementors. In 4th year I won the Triwizard Tournament and dueled with Voldemort.
TS: WOW!
HP: Nothing much
TS: Getting on another subject is there a lucky lady in your life?
HP: (Mr. Potter blushes) Don't wanna talk about it
TS: And school?
HP: Not much going on. Snape, the potions master, is a greasy git who I hate. I'm doing good in everything else.
TS: I heard you're the best in Defense Against the Dark Arts, Dueling and Transfiguration.
HP: Yeah but just barely in Transfiuration.
TS: What about your friends Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger? The Dream Team? Golden Trio? Gryffindor Trio?
HP: Oh well Hermione is best in the school. She is first best in most classes and the ones she isn't best in she is second. Ron is Gryffindor Quidditch Captain and Keeper. Pretty powerful and a good dueler.
TS: Now what is this I'm hearing about house rivalries?
HP: Yeah they reached an all time high. It isn't safe to walk the corridors alone now. I think it is all stupid. People are just scared and don't know who to blame. Of course I just happen to be stuck in the middle. Even the D.A. is weary of each other.
TS: The D.A.? You mean the club you started last year in secret?
HP: Yeah the Defense teacher. Dolores Umbridge was a horrible teacher. Worst of the lot we had. She was only sent there because Fudge wanted to keep a closer watch on the school. She used a Blood Quill, even though it is illegal, for detentions. She almost cast Crucio on me. If it wasn't for Hermione's quick thinking.
TS: That is horrible.
HP: Yeah I hope a Auror or Madam Bones reads this. I'd do something but I'm to busy. Spread the word. "We want Umbridge severely hurt so we don't have to see her ugly cardigan again!"
TS: I heard your p for most Charming Smile how do you feel?
HP: As long as I'm not another Lockeheart.
TP: Why not?
HP: He was a fraud. He would get the story from someone then erase their memory and claim he did all that stuff. Couldn't duel and was a big coward. Actually a Memory Charm, he tried performing on me and my friend Ron backfired on him. That is why he is in St. Mungo's.
TS: Anything else we should know of?
HP: Um well if anyone is seeking safety they can owl me
TS: What do you mean by that?
HP: I'm offering a safe haven for all those who fear for their lives. Muggle-borns, their families, half bloods, purebloods anyone who needs it.
TS: I'm sure other will take not of that. Is that all?
HP: Yes ma'am
TS: Well it was nice talking to you Harry.
HP: Same here
Page 4-9: Potter Gallery
(Various Pictures Of Harry. Taking up 6 pages. One of Harry sitting backwards on chair and his chin resting on the top of the back. One of Harry sitting by the lake under a willow with Ron, Hermione and Neville. One of Harry on the Quidditch Pitch wearing a muggle muscle shirt and shorts. Harry standing with his dueling robes on, his wand is drawn and a invisible breeze is blowing. The one that is on the cover except full body.)
Page10 Potter Love Intrest?
By Joan Hawkings
The female population of the wizarding world is knowing. Is Harry Potter single and if not who is his girlfriend?
We have several leads that say right now he is seeing fellow Quidditch player Katie Bell who is a year older then Potter. Bell and Potter have been teammates for 6 years.
Several other girls who might be Potter's love interest include:
Hermione Granger-Best friend and third member of the trio. Beautiful and smart muggle born witch. Rumored to be Potter's girlfriend in 4th year. We believe however that she is going out with Ron Weasly, another member of the Dream Team.
Ginny Weasly- Potter's best friend, Ron Weasly's little sister. Cute and witty is how she is described. People claim to see these to getting cosy. Many people claim that Ginny Weasly has had a major crush on our boy hero. Ginny is going out with Dean Thomas, dorm mate of Harry. But who knows what could be going on.
Susan Bones- Told she is ex-girlfriend of Harry Potter. Never no though. Sparks could fly in old fires. Miss Bones is quite the catch.
Cho Chang- Source reveals that Potter had a crush on Miss Chang for two years before finally going out. Like we said with Susan about old fires. Miss. Chang is the pretty daughter of the Chinese Ambassador.
Blaise Zabini- The Queen of Slytherin and King of Gryffindor? People say not likely. However sources say she is part of the D.A. and people see her and Potter chatting it up in classes. Some call her the Ice Queen but she is hot!
No one knows for sure who Harry Potter is really interested in but one thing is for sure. Whoever she is is one lucky lady!
Page 11-12 The Dream Team of Hogwarts
By Jessica Bisagni
Everyone knows of the Dream Team of Hogwarts. Of course some call them the Golden Trio or the Gryffindor Trio or the Infamous Trio. Hell there are hundreds are names for them. The school has been saved from disaster at least every year by them. The team consist of Harry Potter 'leader', Hermione Granger 'brains' and Ron Weasly 'lovable sidekick'
Of course that is not there real personalities. That's just how everyone sees them. Well we did some digging and we got the scoop on the Dream Team.
We all know the story of the boy-who-lived. What the books forgot to mention is that with the Potters dead and Sirius Black on a hunt for peter Pettigrew Harry Potter was placed in the hands of his only living relatives, that anyone knew of. There Harry Potter grew up neglected and abused. Sleeping and spending most time in a small room, like closet small, Harry was barely fed.
At the age of 11 Rubeus Hagrid arrived and took Potter to his world. On Sept. 11 Harry Potter met Ron Weasly on the train to Hogwarts and they instantly became friends.
Now Ron Weasly is the 2nd youngest and the 6th boy of Arthur and Molly Weasly. Having to always live up to the shadows of his brothers Ron left for Hogwarts. The Weasly family though well known and honorable they are though have not always been rich. Most things were hand me downs and used. However the Weasly made up for their lack of money by producing the most outstanding group of witches and wizards alive.
Hermione Granger is a muggle born witch. She loves to read books . The shop keeper at Flourish and Botts says he hasn't had such an enthusiastic buyer since Lily Potter. Hermione Granger is the only child of two dentist, a muggle tooth doctor.
Contrary to most beliefs Harry Potter and Ron Weasly were not always friends with Hermione Granger. In fact it was said that Weasly use to make fun of Granger. Their first impression of her was bossy. However on Halloween's night in their first year Miss. Granger was in a bathroom because Mr. Weasly was making fun of her. A troll was let into the school and Harry and Ron realized Hermione didn't know about it.
They both raced to the girls bathroom only to find to their dismay that the troll had just entered. Using quick thinking and luck the two boys managed to beat the troll. Since then they have become fast friends.
As it mentions in his interview Potter did many great things. Many he says he couldn't of done it without their help. Like in 1st year he said without Ron's strategic mind and Hermione's logic he wouldn't of got up to Quirrel.
People say it is impossible to get in even close to the Dream Team. Supposedly they have other friends but none that close. Teachers describe them as closer then brothers and sister. However Ginny Weasly and Neville Longbottom are said to be as close inside the Trio as one can get.
Best friends and probably the three most vital members of the light side. I'm just glad they're on our side!
Wizarding World Bachelors
(Picture of Harry in boxers, while asleep in his bed. One leg is half way bent and the other is straight. His right arm is behind his head and the left is hanging off the side. On the top it says Top 15 Wizarding Bachelors of the Year. On the bottom it says the Sexy Harry Potter)
Page 23Number One Bachelor
By Laura Cosner
We all remember the boy we saw two years ago don't we? The 4th year Harry Potter. I mean he had a cute face but that was all that was working for him. Now though, when did he cross the cute line, straight pass the handsome zone and right into sexy/hott/gorgeous! Looks like his growth spurt decided to finally happen!
With a nice body and a handsome face. Combined with power, wealth, fame and amazing skills at Quidditch Harry Potter is the perfect bachelor. That is why we are naming Harry Potter the Number One Bachelor of the Year! He may still be in school but all the woman are trying to get a hand on their savior! To all you ladies around the world fly to England or America. It appears most of the hotties come from there!
(Other 10 winners are in this order from 2-15 Oliver Wood(England), Luke Winslow(American), Steve Olsen(Australian), Jacques Dupont(French), Orlando Bloom(American) {Come on he can't be normal!}, Angelo Soprano(Italian), Kareem Zua'rai(African) Muhammad Jubar(Saudi Arabia), Dong Chao(Chinese), Scott Ikeson(Canadian), Raul Yanza(Spanish), Chris Gatmin(American), Franz Hiechman(German), and Sirius Black(England))
It seemed everyone had all magazines and newspapers that morning. Many people were looking at him. "Bloody hell Harry!" Ron exclaimed. "11 pages of Teen Witches Weekly!"
"No not 11, you guys are on 2 of them with me!" Harry defended himself.
"Number 1 Bachelor in the world!" Ron exclaimed, eyes wide.
"I wonder how they got these pictures?" Hermione asked. "Look, Harry coming out of the shower! Harry sleeping! Harry you got a stalker!"
"COLIN!!!" Harry yelled. The shaking 5th year came walking over to Harry.
"Y-yes Harry?" Colin stammered.
"Did you give them all these pictures?" he asked pointing to the pictures of his everyday life at Hogwarts.
"Well not the ones of you sleeping and coming out of the shower" Colin stuttered.
"Colin, just, just go Colin" Harry said frustrated. Colin scurried away quickly.
"Most eligible bachelor in the world eh Harry?" Sirius taunted.
"What about you Sirius? Number 15 and you're what 40?"
"I'm not 40!" Sirius said offended. "I'm 37 years young and still sexy if I can get on the Top 15 Wizarding Bachelor List!"
"That's it old man lets go!" Harry yelled playfully.
"OI! Old man, I'll tear you up!" Sirius said. He and Harry ran at each other and started to wrestle.
Harry made "crack" sound come out of his wand. "Oh no Sirius your hip!" he shouted. They continued to play wrestle until Dumbledore 'ahem'
"Sorry Professor" Harry said walking back to his seat.
"Sorry" Sirius said grinning sheepishly.
Harry walked out of the Great Hall. An entourage of his fellow 6th years following. Out in the hallway Malfoy and most of the 5th, 6th and 7th years of his house were standing there.
"Well Potter. Found a way to defend yourself" Malfoy sneered.
"Malfoy don't you have to go clean Voldemort's ass or something?" Harry asked tiredly.
"Don't insult me Potter!" Malfoy said.
"Yeah, yeah cause you'll go crying to daddy I know!" Harry started to walk away but a dark blue light flew over his shoulder. He turned around and saw the Slytherins had their wands drawn, same with the Gryffindors.
"You're out numbered Potter" Malfoy drawled.
"You're out skilled" Harry replied. Harry made a circle in the air with his wand. A circle of yellow light formed in the air. The Slytherins started to fire curses. The ones that hit the shield were absorbed. The Gryffindors opened fire. Harry disbanded the shield and started to fight.
Dodging a stunner Harry sent a blinding hex at a burly 7th year Slytherin. Using his knowledge of muggles and his quick and strong magic Harry set out some traps, behind the Slytherins. He sent a purple light at them. The Slytherins that were hit slid backwards on their feet. Some got caught in the traps, ropes rose bringing the Slytherins with them. Harry yelled "Blocco" and an orange light bounced to the ceiling.
"Hermione, Ron!" he called out. He saw his best friends a couple of feet away from him. "Trio formation!" he yelled. They both ran over to him and they went bac to back, making a small circle. Harry threw up a shield and kept it in place as Ron and Hermione sent out spells. They kept taking small diagonal steps so they went in circles. Neville ran into the shield, boils all over his face. He dropped to his knees as Ron and Hermione's spells flew over his head.
Hermione did the counter curse for Neville. "Alright disperse now!" all four went their separate ways into the crowd. Harry sent of a barrage of red, purple and orange lights. He sent a "reducto" at Goyle but the idiot actually managed to duck. The spell hit the doors leading into the Great Hall and they flew open. Revealing the fight to the teachers. They immediately stood up and started to move in to control the situation. Harry flicked his wand and ropes shot out and hit Goyle. He fell to the ground struggling. Making a circle in the air Harry made a twirling movement over his head like he was twirling a lasso. Then he made a throwing movement , a bright brown rope wrapped around Malfoy. Harry pulled and the rope caught at Malfoys feet. A 7th year knocked into Malfoy and using that momentum Harry started to swing him around.
"Stop!" Dumbledore's voice commanded. Harry stopped swinging and Malfoy flew into a fellow Slytherin. "Professor help clean up the students. Take them all to the hospital wing"
Harry looked around and found Hermione on the ground. Her robe was soaked with blood by the shoulder. "Ron!" Harry called. Ron turned around. He had a small gash on his cheek "Take Hermione!" Ron rushed over and scooped up Hermione in his hands.
Harry looked around and found Neville awakening Lavender. It seemed only Ron Neville and him were the only Gryffindors left. The Slytherins were lucky they had as many as they did.
Harry scooped up Parvarti and walked to the hospital wing. The Slytherins would have to learn sooner or later. You don't mess with Gryffindors they may ask questions later but they rarely stepped down from a fight. Most willing to fight till the end and making hell while doing it.
The next chapters are going to be weird. I'm going to skip ahead to the end of April then do a series fo flashback chapters. Oh and I want 100 reviews! I won't write anymore until I get that many..........Okay I will but I won't be happy.
I was also wondering if I should have elves and if show how should I portray them?
Chapter 20 The Media
Daily Prophet
First Page: 'Boy-Who-Lived Invents a Spell to Block the Unforgivables and Brings an Uprising Against Fudge in the Process'
Yesterday at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter demonstrated the Shield Charm he made that will block all curses including the Unforgivables. The incantations, which he said he shortened from one minutes means "gold life saver." The spell creates a big golden shield that can protect anyone within a certain distance. When the Killing Curse hit the shield it made a deep gong like sound and ricocheted upwards.
(Below: Picture of the killing curse hitting the shield and flying upwards)
After finished the demonstration Minister Fudge stood up and tried to claim some credit for the working of the spell. However Potter had other ideas. He wandlessly sent Fudge flying into a chair. Then he let loose some information that was held from the public. Like how he pleaded for a fair trial for Black but Fudge demanded the Dementors kiss for Black without trial because it would do good for his image. Like how Fudge with held information that Voldemort was back and even went as far as threatening the media to tell lies about the boy-who-lived and Dumbledore.
After stating those facts Potter yelled "You are the worst Minister I have ever seen! You only care what is good for your self not for the people! I demand the resignation of Cornelius Fudge from his position of Minister of Magic!" The crowd went wild and the Wizengamot is debating the idea right now.
(To the right of the article: Picture of Harry flicking his wrist and Fudge flying into a seat)
Page 2: Potter stepped off the stage and answered the question on all our minds. What exactly happened at the Department of Mysteries?
"I was lured into a trap set by Mutilated Snake The name Potter wants us to use instead of you-know-who Every time we said that he would always reply with "No I don't know who. 5 of my friends insisted on coming so riding thestrals we rode to the Ministry. We managed to enter the highest security leveled department. We were ambushed by Death Eaters and managed to hold our own until Dumbledore arrived with back up. However we escaped with major injuries and one man was captured by the Death Eaters. He was freed from his prison though." Harry Potter explained.
(Picture of Harry, wand drawn and in a dueling stance)
It seems that if it wasn't for those events we would still not be aware of Mutilated Snakes return. The Prophet would like to thank Mr. Potter on his voicing of removal of Fudge from office. I'm sure many of us were thinking it. Just to afraid top speak our minds.
Teen Witches Weekly
(Cover: Picture of Harry from the waist up, dripping wet and a towel at the bottom of the picture around what can be seen of his lower abs. His glasses are off and he has a shocked expression on his face. On top left of page it says Exclusive Interview with the Boy-Who-Lived. On top left it says Potter photo gallery. Middle left it says Boy-Who-Lived Love Interest? Middle right it says the Dream Team. Bottom right it says magical makeovers and bottom left it says Is He Really the One?)
Page 2-3: Yesterday after the demonstration of the Golden Potter Shield Spell we were able to get an exclusive interview with young heartthrob Mr. Potter. Our reporter Trisha Starr was the luck lady who was permitted to speak to Mr. Potter.
TS: Honor to meet you Mr. Potter
HP: Please, please call me Harry. Stop with all this formal crap.
TS: So Mr Po...Harry how does it feel to create a spell that can stop the Unforgivables?
HP: I'm just glad I can at least know people have a way to defend themselves from even the Darkest of Arts. I mean with Voldemort and his little house elves running around people need away to protect themselves.
TS: You say house elves. What do you mean by that?
HP: Death Eaters are house elves. They go around following their "Masters" every whim. Voldemort can say "Clean my ass with your tongue" and they'll do it! And if they fail they get punished. There isn't much difference between a house elf and a Death Eater. The only difference to me is I have more respect for house elves.
TS: Rumor has it you have done some pretty amazing things. Care to tell.
HP: I did nothing really.
TS: Just tell us what you did.
HP: In first year I saved the Sorcerers Stone from our Defense teacher Professor Quirrel. In 2nd year I saved Ginny Weasly and slayed a basilisk. In 3rd year I saved my godfather Sirius Black from the Dementors kiss and fought off 100 Dementors. In 4th year I won the Triwizard Tournament and dueled with Voldemort.
TS: WOW!
HP: Nothing much
TS: Getting on another subject is there a lucky lady in your life?
HP: (Mr. Potter blushes) Don't wanna talk about it
TS: And school?
HP: Not much going on. Snape, the potions master, is a greasy git who I hate. I'm doing good in everything else.
TS: I heard you're the best in Defense Against the Dark Arts, Dueling and Transfiguration.
HP: Yeah but just barely in Transfiuration.
TS: What about your friends Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger? The Dream Team? Golden Trio? Gryffindor Trio?
HP: Oh well Hermione is best in the school. She is first best in most classes and the ones she isn't best in she is second. Ron is Gryffindor Quidditch Captain and Keeper. Pretty powerful and a good dueler.
TS: Now what is this I'm hearing about house rivalries?
HP: Yeah they reached an all time high. It isn't safe to walk the corridors alone now. I think it is all stupid. People are just scared and don't know who to blame. Of course I just happen to be stuck in the middle. Even the D.A. is weary of each other.
TS: The D.A.? You mean the club you started last year in secret?
HP: Yeah the Defense teacher. Dolores Umbridge was a horrible teacher. Worst of the lot we had. She was only sent there because Fudge wanted to keep a closer watch on the school. She used a Blood Quill, even though it is illegal, for detentions. She almost cast Crucio on me. If it wasn't for Hermione's quick thinking.
TS: That is horrible.
HP: Yeah I hope a Auror or Madam Bones reads this. I'd do something but I'm to busy. Spread the word. "We want Umbridge severely hurt so we don't have to see her ugly cardigan again!"
TS: I heard your p for most Charming Smile how do you feel?
HP: As long as I'm not another Lockeheart.
TP: Why not?
HP: He was a fraud. He would get the story from someone then erase their memory and claim he did all that stuff. Couldn't duel and was a big coward. Actually a Memory Charm, he tried performing on me and my friend Ron backfired on him. That is why he is in St. Mungo's.
TS: Anything else we should know of?
HP: Um well if anyone is seeking safety they can owl me
TS: What do you mean by that?
HP: I'm offering a safe haven for all those who fear for their lives. Muggle-borns, their families, half bloods, purebloods anyone who needs it.
TS: I'm sure other will take not of that. Is that all?
HP: Yes ma'am
TS: Well it was nice talking to you Harry.
HP: Same here
Page 4-9: Potter Gallery
(Various Pictures Of Harry. Taking up 6 pages. One of Harry sitting backwards on chair and his chin resting on the top of the back. One of Harry sitting by the lake under a willow with Ron, Hermione and Neville. One of Harry on the Quidditch Pitch wearing a muggle muscle shirt and shorts. Harry standing with his dueling robes on, his wand is drawn and a invisible breeze is blowing. The one that is on the cover except full body.)
Page10 Potter Love Intrest?
By Joan Hawkings
The female population of the wizarding world is knowing. Is Harry Potter single and if not who is his girlfriend?
We have several leads that say right now he is seeing fellow Quidditch player Katie Bell who is a year older then Potter. Bell and Potter have been teammates for 6 years.
Several other girls who might be Potter's love interest include:
Hermione Granger-Best friend and third member of the trio. Beautiful and smart muggle born witch. Rumored to be Potter's girlfriend in 4th year. We believe however that she is going out with Ron Weasly, another member of the Dream Team.
Ginny Weasly- Potter's best friend, Ron Weasly's little sister. Cute and witty is how she is described. People claim to see these to getting cosy. Many people claim that Ginny Weasly has had a major crush on our boy hero. Ginny is going out with Dean Thomas, dorm mate of Harry. But who knows what could be going on.
Susan Bones- Told she is ex-girlfriend of Harry Potter. Never no though. Sparks could fly in old fires. Miss Bones is quite the catch.
Cho Chang- Source reveals that Potter had a crush on Miss Chang for two years before finally going out. Like we said with Susan about old fires. Miss. Chang is the pretty daughter of the Chinese Ambassador.
Blaise Zabini- The Queen of Slytherin and King of Gryffindor? People say not likely. However sources say she is part of the D.A. and people see her and Potter chatting it up in classes. Some call her the Ice Queen but she is hot!
No one knows for sure who Harry Potter is really interested in but one thing is for sure. Whoever she is is one lucky lady!
Page 11-12 The Dream Team of Hogwarts
By Jessica Bisagni
Everyone knows of the Dream Team of Hogwarts. Of course some call them the Golden Trio or the Gryffindor Trio or the Infamous Trio. Hell there are hundreds are names for them. The school has been saved from disaster at least every year by them. The team consist of Harry Potter 'leader', Hermione Granger 'brains' and Ron Weasly 'lovable sidekick'
Of course that is not there real personalities. That's just how everyone sees them. Well we did some digging and we got the scoop on the Dream Team.
We all know the story of the boy-who-lived. What the books forgot to mention is that with the Potters dead and Sirius Black on a hunt for peter Pettigrew Harry Potter was placed in the hands of his only living relatives, that anyone knew of. There Harry Potter grew up neglected and abused. Sleeping and spending most time in a small room, like closet small, Harry was barely fed.
At the age of 11 Rubeus Hagrid arrived and took Potter to his world. On Sept. 11 Harry Potter met Ron Weasly on the train to Hogwarts and they instantly became friends.
Now Ron Weasly is the 2nd youngest and the 6th boy of Arthur and Molly Weasly. Having to always live up to the shadows of his brothers Ron left for Hogwarts. The Weasly family though well known and honorable they are though have not always been rich. Most things were hand me downs and used. However the Weasly made up for their lack of money by producing the most outstanding group of witches and wizards alive.
Hermione Granger is a muggle born witch. She loves to read books . The shop keeper at Flourish and Botts says he hasn't had such an enthusiastic buyer since Lily Potter. Hermione Granger is the only child of two dentist, a muggle tooth doctor.
Contrary to most beliefs Harry Potter and Ron Weasly were not always friends with Hermione Granger. In fact it was said that Weasly use to make fun of Granger. Their first impression of her was bossy. However on Halloween's night in their first year Miss. Granger was in a bathroom because Mr. Weasly was making fun of her. A troll was let into the school and Harry and Ron realized Hermione didn't know about it.
They both raced to the girls bathroom only to find to their dismay that the troll had just entered. Using quick thinking and luck the two boys managed to beat the troll. Since then they have become fast friends.
As it mentions in his interview Potter did many great things. Many he says he couldn't of done it without their help. Like in 1st year he said without Ron's strategic mind and Hermione's logic he wouldn't of got up to Quirrel.
People say it is impossible to get in even close to the Dream Team. Supposedly they have other friends but none that close. Teachers describe them as closer then brothers and sister. However Ginny Weasly and Neville Longbottom are said to be as close inside the Trio as one can get.
Best friends and probably the three most vital members of the light side. I'm just glad they're on our side!
Wizarding World Bachelors
(Picture of Harry in boxers, while asleep in his bed. One leg is half way bent and the other is straight. His right arm is behind his head and the left is hanging off the side. On the top it says Top 15 Wizarding Bachelors of the Year. On the bottom it says the Sexy Harry Potter)
Page 23Number One Bachelor
By Laura Cosner
We all remember the boy we saw two years ago don't we? The 4th year Harry Potter. I mean he had a cute face but that was all that was working for him. Now though, when did he cross the cute line, straight pass the handsome zone and right into sexy/hott/gorgeous! Looks like his growth spurt decided to finally happen!
With a nice body and a handsome face. Combined with power, wealth, fame and amazing skills at Quidditch Harry Potter is the perfect bachelor. That is why we are naming Harry Potter the Number One Bachelor of the Year! He may still be in school but all the woman are trying to get a hand on their savior! To all you ladies around the world fly to England or America. It appears most of the hotties come from there!
(Other 10 winners are in this order from 2-15 Oliver Wood(England), Luke Winslow(American), Steve Olsen(Australian), Jacques Dupont(French), Orlando Bloom(American) {Come on he can't be normal!}, Angelo Soprano(Italian), Kareem Zua'rai(African) Muhammad Jubar(Saudi Arabia), Dong Chao(Chinese), Scott Ikeson(Canadian), Raul Yanza(Spanish), Chris Gatmin(American), Franz Hiechman(German), and Sirius Black(England))
It seemed everyone had all magazines and newspapers that morning. Many people were looking at him. "Bloody hell Harry!" Ron exclaimed. "11 pages of Teen Witches Weekly!"
"No not 11, you guys are on 2 of them with me!" Harry defended himself.
"Number 1 Bachelor in the world!" Ron exclaimed, eyes wide.
"I wonder how they got these pictures?" Hermione asked. "Look, Harry coming out of the shower! Harry sleeping! Harry you got a stalker!"
"COLIN!!!" Harry yelled. The shaking 5th year came walking over to Harry.
"Y-yes Harry?" Colin stammered.
"Did you give them all these pictures?" he asked pointing to the pictures of his everyday life at Hogwarts.
"Well not the ones of you sleeping and coming out of the shower" Colin stuttered.
"Colin, just, just go Colin" Harry said frustrated. Colin scurried away quickly.
"Most eligible bachelor in the world eh Harry?" Sirius taunted.
"What about you Sirius? Number 15 and you're what 40?"
"I'm not 40!" Sirius said offended. "I'm 37 years young and still sexy if I can get on the Top 15 Wizarding Bachelor List!"
"That's it old man lets go!" Harry yelled playfully.
"OI! Old man, I'll tear you up!" Sirius said. He and Harry ran at each other and started to wrestle.
Harry made "crack" sound come out of his wand. "Oh no Sirius your hip!" he shouted. They continued to play wrestle until Dumbledore 'ahem'
"Sorry Professor" Harry said walking back to his seat.
"Sorry" Sirius said grinning sheepishly.
Harry walked out of the Great Hall. An entourage of his fellow 6th years following. Out in the hallway Malfoy and most of the 5th, 6th and 7th years of his house were standing there.
"Well Potter. Found a way to defend yourself" Malfoy sneered.
"Malfoy don't you have to go clean Voldemort's ass or something?" Harry asked tiredly.
"Don't insult me Potter!" Malfoy said.
"Yeah, yeah cause you'll go crying to daddy I know!" Harry started to walk away but a dark blue light flew over his shoulder. He turned around and saw the Slytherins had their wands drawn, same with the Gryffindors.
"You're out numbered Potter" Malfoy drawled.
"You're out skilled" Harry replied. Harry made a circle in the air with his wand. A circle of yellow light formed in the air. The Slytherins started to fire curses. The ones that hit the shield were absorbed. The Gryffindors opened fire. Harry disbanded the shield and started to fight.
Dodging a stunner Harry sent a blinding hex at a burly 7th year Slytherin. Using his knowledge of muggles and his quick and strong magic Harry set out some traps, behind the Slytherins. He sent a purple light at them. The Slytherins that were hit slid backwards on their feet. Some got caught in the traps, ropes rose bringing the Slytherins with them. Harry yelled "Blocco" and an orange light bounced to the ceiling.
"Hermione, Ron!" he called out. He saw his best friends a couple of feet away from him. "Trio formation!" he yelled. They both ran over to him and they went bac to back, making a small circle. Harry threw up a shield and kept it in place as Ron and Hermione sent out spells. They kept taking small diagonal steps so they went in circles. Neville ran into the shield, boils all over his face. He dropped to his knees as Ron and Hermione's spells flew over his head.
Hermione did the counter curse for Neville. "Alright disperse now!" all four went their separate ways into the crowd. Harry sent of a barrage of red, purple and orange lights. He sent a "reducto" at Goyle but the idiot actually managed to duck. The spell hit the doors leading into the Great Hall and they flew open. Revealing the fight to the teachers. They immediately stood up and started to move in to control the situation. Harry flicked his wand and ropes shot out and hit Goyle. He fell to the ground struggling. Making a circle in the air Harry made a twirling movement over his head like he was twirling a lasso. Then he made a throwing movement , a bright brown rope wrapped around Malfoy. Harry pulled and the rope caught at Malfoys feet. A 7th year knocked into Malfoy and using that momentum Harry started to swing him around.
"Stop!" Dumbledore's voice commanded. Harry stopped swinging and Malfoy flew into a fellow Slytherin. "Professor help clean up the students. Take them all to the hospital wing"
Harry looked around and found Hermione on the ground. Her robe was soaked with blood by the shoulder. "Ron!" Harry called. Ron turned around. He had a small gash on his cheek "Take Hermione!" Ron rushed over and scooped up Hermione in his hands.
Harry looked around and found Neville awakening Lavender. It seemed only Ron Neville and him were the only Gryffindors left. The Slytherins were lucky they had as many as they did.
Harry scooped up Parvarti and walked to the hospital wing. The Slytherins would have to learn sooner or later. You don't mess with Gryffindors they may ask questions later but they rarely stepped down from a fight. Most willing to fight till the end and making hell while doing it.
The next chapters are going to be weird. I'm going to skip ahead to the end of April then do a series fo flashback chapters. Oh and I want 100 reviews! I won't write anymore until I get that many..........Okay I will but I won't be happy.