Celwriter: voila! The last chapter!
Readers! Important! My mom does not believe in my writing ability and I need proof for myself. Because of the scattering of reviews I've received for this and the prequel, I would like to find out just how many readers I have. So please, please, review this chapter. If it turns out that there are very few, I don't know what will inspire me to keep writing, so please, I beg you, review.
Chapter 11
Mort picked up the leader and read it.
Dear Miss Celeste Reter,
I'm sorry it took me so long to process your request for information about the sperm donor. He has dark brown hair and brown eyes. He wears glasses and was an aspiring author at the time of the donation.
He signed a release form, so I am able to tell you his name. I doubt that he would be interested in any contact now, he is a very successful writer.
Your father is:
Morton Rainey.
Sincerely,
Mr. G. Ene
Genius Sperm Bank
Mort dropped the letter. It took a moment to comprehend what it meant.
He burst out laughing.
Celwriter: see! Ha! Happy ending! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The only point of this story was to make Cel's relation to Mort a bit more believable. FWI, this genius sperm bank really does exist. Or did, I saw it on the Medical channel. So it is realistic, ha! Again I say it, ha! Ha, ha!