Sorry about this, I had ta fix one o' the spellings. Many apologies! (Domo arigato, Aerisan!)

I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Inuyasha, but I hope to own the movies!

Secretary Kuwabara

"Yusuke, I have urgent news."

"Well, yeah, does that include demons, demons, or, wait, I've got it, MORE demons? If so, I'm booked. Fill out a form with my secretary," the Spirit Detective said, pointing to Kuwabara.

"Hey, you jerk, I ain't no secretary!"

"Well, I said you are, so you are!"

Kuwabara lunged at Yusuke, who quickly ducked aside, used to these often attacks from his best friend. He turned his fist up just as Kuwabara landed, causing a heavy UMPH, followed by a thump.

"Hey, you're gaining weight. Quit eatin' all the rice balls, or I might have to put my Spirit Gun up your---"

"Like you could hit a barn with that thing, Urameshi!"

"I guess this isn't the best of times..." Kurama put in slowly.

"Damn right!" the two friends yelled. Kuwabara's nose was dripping blood, and Yusuke's fist was covered in it. They went back to fighting, a giant dust cloud that hurled down the stairs and into the street, where many people stared at it, and just pretended they didn't live anywhere in the vicinity of the planet.

"Kurama." Hiei stood next to the red head's elbow, staring blankly at the dust ball in the street. Hi s quiet voice was almost unheard, next to the shouting and muffled punches of Urameshi and Kuwabara. "You said something about a replacement Spirit Detective. I think they need it, with this brainless fool here, and his sidekick with the yellow dagger."

The redhead youkai looked down at the fire-and-ice demon, and told him about seeing Botan in Tokyo, teaching some strange girl with enormous spirit power some new tricks. Hiei sneered at the thought of someone else becoming Spirit Detective.

"It might be a good idea," he remarked.

"However, I am not completely sure, Hiei. It may just be some renegade demon, trying to help humans."

"Kurama, you're smarter than that. No demon I know of would side with humans. Other than the two of us, and we are special circumstances."

"In the fact that we are both friends with a baka and the human world's Spirit Detective?" Kurama asked mildly.

Hiei did not bother to answer that, and instead stared out blankly at the street before rushing off to some unknown place.

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