Chapter 4

(No, I still don't own LOTR)

As the Nazgul got out of the river a man walked up. "Hello, Im Mr. Johnson" said Mr. Johnson, "You are being summoned to court for your trial, do you have a lawyer? "Yes, actually Im a lawyer" replied the Witch King. "Figures" said Mr. Johnson, "I always knew you were the most evil."

A few days later in the courtroom. "Mr. King and Nazgul associates" the Judge said, speaking to the Nazgul (duh), "I find you guilty of vandalism, and fine you, nine horses, and anger management therapy". "Yes your honor" replied the Witch King.

"Why did you just say OK?" asked Larry. "the part bout the horses isnt all bad, we can get some really cool rides now!" responded the Witch King. "What about the anger management part?" asked Larry, in a whiny tone. "I guess we could just scare the anger management guy away, and say that's why we didn't go to the meetings and all" replied the Witch King.

After scaring the anger management councilor away, by pinning him down with nine really evil looking iron long swords, the Nazgul began to head back for Morodor.

"What are we supposed to be doing right now anyways?" asked Nazgul#8. "Well, right now nothing" responded the Witch King, "We aren't supposed to really do anything for the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring, then we come back a little in Two Towers, and THEN we get to go all out in Return of the King, bwa ha ha"

"Soooooo, right now we don't do anything?" asked Nazgul # 4. "Not that I know of," replied the Witch King.

"LETS GO TO DISNEYWORLD!!!" shouted Larry.

"YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" shouted all the Nazgul at once.

And go to Disney World the did, and had a great time, because whenever they got in a line, everyone in front of them would run away screaming. Larry also got Mickey's signature.

Later, they were called back to Morodor... yea

"We have been called back to Morodor" said the Witch King. "why?" asked Nazgul#7. "Cause we need to do more evil menacing stuff" replied the Witch King. "ALL RIGHT!" replied Nazgul #3.

They began to head to Morodor, fortunately they know how to get there from Florida... anyways...

"What do you think Sauron wants?" asked Larry. "He probably wants us to look for his ring, also he might need us to run errands for him, hey, im going to give him a call real quick." Replied the Witch King as he pulled out his Palantir 3000 wireless.

"Hiya there Sauron, I was just wondering if you wanted anything before we got there" the Witch King said, into his phone. "Uh huh, right, yea, ok..." said the Witch King while listening to Sauron, "want any fries with that? No? Ok." "well?" asked Nazgul #2. "We need to get him some groceries, and also get a burger at Mc Nazgul's." responded the Witch King.

Sorry I haven't written more, Im just kinda runnin low on ideas right now... so yea

Please R/R