Hiya, I finally am making an update
Thanks for the inspiration:
Biggstrek
Frodofreak88
Sparkles666
Iccle fairy
I doubt I would still be writing this otherwise, THANX ALL!
And oh yea, don't own none o dose nazgul, and sadly I don't own McNazgul's either
Chapter 5
The nine entered the Black tower (of DOOOOOOOOM!!!) and began walking up the stairs.
"Why does Sauron have to live at the very very top?" whined Larry
"You forgot, he moved up a few floors, now hes on the roof" responded the Witch King, followed by a long groan by Larry
"678, 679, 680, 681, 682..." Nazgul#9 was saying as he counted the stairs on the way up
"What are you DOING?" shouted Nazgul#7, who was getting VERY annoyed
"I got some stair insurance, ever since Sauron came back, to the TOP of the tower, but it only covers me over 1000 steps, AHHH, Great, lemme see, 686? 682? AHHH" responded Larry
"Fer cryin out loud, you were on 683" the Witch King said..
"OOOH HEY, whats that!!!!!" Nazgul#9 said excitedly, "STARBUCKS!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO"
"Goodness, it's a surprise you don't have caffeine insurance" muttered Nazgul#2
"What are you talking about?" replied Nazgul#9, "Ive had that for the past 5 years"
All the Nazgul stopped in their tracks and just stared at #9 for a long time.
"What in the heck is caffeine insurance?" asked the Witch King
"Ill have you know its VITAL to a coffee drinker, In case I have a breakdown" replied Nazgul#9
"a breakdown?" asked #3
"You know, with my caffeine dependency built up as high as it is, if I don't get caffeine at least every 24 hours, I could fall into a coma, the insurance just covers the medical bill!" replied #9
They continued walking up the stairs
"683, 684, 685..."
the other Nazgul groaned
"Were here, TO THE TOP!!!" said the Witch King
"997, 998, 999, NOOOO, I NEED ONE MORE FOR MY INSURANCE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Shut up #9" Sauron said
"OH, Sauron, hi, didn't see ya there, he he" replied #9
"Oh, don't call me SAU-RON its very politically incorrect" said someone who didn't want to be called sauron
"Whats wrong with Sauron" asked the Witch King
"If you re-arrange the letters you get Nauros"
"soooooo...."
"If you switch the a for an e, and swap the s for a n, you get neuron"
"soooooo...."
"The scientific community was very offended to have someone like me nearly named after part of the atom"
"riiiiiiiiiiight"
"I finally found a good name, one that is COMPLETELY correct"
"Dare I ask?" the Witch King said cautiously
"I am now called MulGorGroknashudonokata-Datunakunuta-Katucha" responded the man who was formerly called Sauron
"Uhh, you don't speak orcish do you?" asked Larry
"Well, no" replied a man, who might be called sauron, depending on the coming revalation
"Well, it means..." the Witch King said, as he leaned closer to Sauron, and whispered something in his ear
"IT MEANS WHAT????" said Sauron (yes, its back to Sauron) "I CANT BELIEVE IT"
"yes that is what it means"
"I cant believe it"
"What is it, whats it mean?" asked Nazgul#9
"It means, man on whose head the squirrel may not rest" replied Sauron (or sauron squirrel head as he is known to the orcs)
Please R/R THANX ALL!