Okie Dokie, heres another chapter
And no, I don't own any of the characters
Chapter 6
"Why did you call us in here?" asked the Witch King
"OH! Right, thanks, I forgot" replied Sauron, "Sauroman just showed me a hobbit, on his palantir"
"you want us to kill the hobbit?" asked the Witch King hopefully
"No" replied Sauron, "I want you to..."
"Kill Sauroman?" asked the Witch King, hopeful again
"NO!" replied Sauron, a little annoyed, "I want you to get the hobbit, and bring him here!"
"Mind if I kill something along the way?" asked the Witch King, desperately
"Sure, go right ahead!" replied Sauron
"YAY!" said the Witch King
"Uhh, I don't mean to complain, but we don't have any horses anymore" said #2
"Don't worry" replied Sauron, "I got you better steeds! They FLY!"
The Nazgul all smiled as large as an undead wraith could smile, as Sauron called for the steeds
"Uhh, these are dragons, were supposed to be riding winged thingys, not dragons in particular" said #6, shortly before getting hit very hard in the stomach
"Dragons are fine!" said Larry, after he punched #6
"OOOOH right, I forgot, your steeds aren't the dragons, just a sec" Sauron said, then he whistled
"Ahh here are your steeds!" Sauron said proudly, "you will notice they are much more evil and deadly than their former forms!"
"Flying squirrels?" asked the Witch King, "You got us, flying squirrels"
"YUP!" Sauron said, beaming
"But squirrels are WIMPY!" said #2
The squirrels seemed offended by this
"These are no ORDINARY squirrels!" Sauron said, as one of the hungrier squirrels ate a dragon
"Uhhh, how did that squirrel eat a dragon???" asked Larry, a little afraid
"What do you think all those huge teeth are for?" asked Sauron, "Well, off you go now"
"Where?" asked the Witch King
"You know, the next place, oh right, Isenthanc, then to that big G place, the mini city an all" Sauron replied
"Do you mean Orthanc in Isengard, then to GONDOR, Minas Tirith???" asked the Witch King, as he shook his head
"Yea, all that, feel free to kill the occasional beaver, but don't kill any platypi (or is it platypuses?)" Sauron replied
The nine all mounted their giant evil black flying squirrels (of doom!) and began to fly to Isengard.
"Man, is he getting crazier every day?" asked #2
"Na, hes actually gotten saner over the years" replied the Witch King, "remember, way back when he had the rings made? Had everyone call him 'Lord Snookums'?"
"Oh yea, forgot about that" said #2, "I definitely prefer squirrels to Snookums"
"Hey, theres Isenguard!" shouted Larry
"Ahh, good, were here" said the Witch King, "ok, try to do some fancy maneuvering, to make us look more evil"
They all proceded to do several spirals as the zoomed downwards at the speed of gravity, this was made easy by the fact that they all smacked right into the Tower of Orthanc, and were all unconscious
"oww" said Larry