Okie dokie, heres ch 7
And I still don't own the nazgul
Sauron: What bout me
Me: Yea, got you on e-bay yesterday
Sauron: WHAT, YOU OWN ME!??!
Sauron: Uhh, I guess I must have cost a lot right
Me: Oh yea, 12 BUCKS!
Sauron: THAT'S IT, IM WORTH AT LEAST 20!!!
Me: actually I don't own you, but I just wanted to put one of these, me talking to Sauron things in
Sauron: Oh...
Sauron: HI MOM!
Chapter 7
The nine fell after smacking into Orthanc, and all splashed in some water at the bottom, exept for Larry, who landed on Treebeard
"Ohh, who are you, evil cult members?" asked Treebeard
"Uhh, whatever wont get us thwomped" responded the Witch King, as he stood up, soaked
"When did Sauroman get this awesome swimming pool?" asked Larry, as he took a dive off of Treebeard
"Oh, we made it!" responded Treebeard
"We?" asked #2
"The ents, and I" responded Treebeard
"Hey, is Sauroman in?" asked the Witch King
"Yea, I think so" replied Treebeard
the Witch King knocked on the door to Orthanc, while Larry swam a few laps in the water.
"Whos there?" asked Sauroman
"Its me" replied the Witch King
"No no, whats your NAME" asked Sauroman
"Oh, its me, the Witch King" said the Witch King
Sauroman opened the door quickly, and pulled the Nazgul in, as Larry swam in (the lower floor was flooded too)
"What are you doing here?" asked Sauroman
"We heard you got yerself a hobbit" replied the Witch King
"Uhh, yea... about that, I kinda... might have... you know... lost im" replied Sauroman softly
"YOU LOST IM?" asked the Witch King, not so softly
"Yea. Kinda" replied Sauroman timidly
"Great, can I use your Palantir, to tell Sauron real quick?" asked the Witch King, not so timidly
"Uhh yea... about that, I kinda, might have lost that too" Sauroman replied
"Just great, well, just send your little servant guy out to go find it" said the Witch King, impatiently
"Uhh, I might have lost him too" Saruoman said
"HOW DID YOU LOSE HIM??" asked the Witch King
"Its not MY fault, he hit me with the Palantir!" said Sauroman
"I thought you said you lost it"
"I DID, Wormtongue ran off with it!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, you need better servants"
"Yea I know"
"So... mind if I kill you or something, don't want to seem unproductive" asked the Witch King
"I would really rather you didn't" said Sauroman
"Hmm, don't suppose you have any extra flying steeds, our squirrels didn't do that well, when they hit the wall" said the Witch King
"Oh, sure, Ill get you something a little better, BUT you have to be nice, and don't tell Sauron to kill me or something like that"
"Show me what you have, and Ill decide"
this is the end of the chapter, you can tell, cause you cant scroll down anymore