Ch 8 WOO

I think my loss of ideas has ended

Oh, don't own anyone, or anything from LOTR

Actually I do own the Witch King, but it's the 8 inch plastic version

Chapter 8

Sauroman took the Nazgul up to the roof of Orthanc, and showed them something

The Witch King reached the roof first, and just kinda stopped and stared, so did the others after they got up.

"F-18s?!?!?" shouted Larry

"Yup" replied Sauroman

"WOOOO!" shouted the Witch King, as he jumped into one of em

The Nazgul all got in, and took off, heading for Gondor

"Where are we going?" asked Larry over the radio

"Gondor" replied the Witch King

"How do you know" came the reply

"Cause it said so in that sentence, just before this conversation" replied the Witch King

"OOOOOOOH, riiiight" came a reply

The Nazgul flew by Minas Tirith, then the Witch King saw the army from Morodor

"OOOH, look, it's the army! I wonder if Bob's there?" said the Witch King

"Whos Bob?" asked #2

"Oh Bob?" replied the Witch King, "Bobs an orc"

"I figured that, out of the army down there, theres only trolls and orcs" said #2 again

"How do you know Bob" asked #3

"Oh, I met him in a checkers tournament, I played him in the finals" replied the Witch King

"Checkers?" asked #7

"Yea Checkers" replied the Witch King

"Checkers..." said #2, "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight"

"There he is, Im going to say hi!" said the Witch King

"HEY WAIT, you cant just kinda hop out!" shouted #6

"Oh right, ill radio down, get em to clear a runway" said the Witch King

"Were gonna land?" asked #2

"No, IM going to land, your going to stay in the air" replied the Witch King

"Can we buzz Minas Tirith?" asked Larry

"Sure, try to take out a few catapults while your at it

"Hey, how are you going to radio down, theres no radios there" asked #8

"Oh, no problem, Bob has braces, he can pick up radio waves with em, he learned a few years ago to figure out what it was that he was picking up" replied the Witch King

The Witch King radioed down, and soon a runway cleared, and the Witch King landed

"BOB!" shouted the Witch King

"KENNETH!" shouted Bob

"HA HA HA, its Witch King now, I decided it sounded more evil and sinister!" replied the Witch King

"Whatever... WITCH KING, HAHAHAHHA" said Bob

"Uhh Bob, are you alright?" asked the Witch King

"alright, HAHAHAHHA!" said Bob

"Bob?"

"bob, HAHAHAHHA!" said Bob

the Witch King ran back to his plane, and took off very very VERY quickly.