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Chapter 9:

As the army of Morodor marched on Minas Tirith, The Witch King and the other eight began to make passes on Minas Tirith, aiming for the catapults

"GET THOSE CATAPULTS!" shouted the Witch King

"Can we name our ships?" asked Larry, "I want to name mine a cool name"

"You mean like you named your horse a cool name?" asked #2, "What was it, Happyrabbit?"

"HEY, Happyrabbit was a good horse!" replied Larry

"Yea, great horse, horrible name" replied the Witch King

"Ok, ok, fine I wont call my plane the Flying Doom Bunny" said Larry

"Thank goodness" said the Witch King, "Wait, I mean, thank evilness"

The Nazgul flew by several times destroying many catapults, and even more cats, when suddenly

"LOOK, SOMETHING SUDDEN IS HAPPENING!" shouted #9 as he sipped on his in-flight coffe

"Well WHAT IS IT" asked the Witch King

"Howdy Nazgul boyas, were the Rangers" came a voice over the radio as several silver F-16s came over the horizon

The Nazgul pulled up away from Minas Tirith to engage the Rangers

"Ill have you know Im the Witch King of Araganorashniotopiaville!" shouted the Witch King

"Isnt that a town in Iowa?" asked one of the Rangers

"What if it is?" said the Witch King

"Nothing its just funny" said the Ranger

"You don't get it do you? IM the WITCH KING, no man can kill me!" said the Witch King

"Aww dangit, that's not fair" came a voice over the radio

The Witch King then proceeded to use his apparent invulnerability to nearly ram several of the Rangers, the Nazgul eventually managed to down all the Ranger ships, but most of the Rangers managed to eject, and were causing serious mayhem on the ground

"OH NO, the Rohirrim have come!" shouted Nazgul #2

"Look, Its Theoden" shouted #4

"Leave him to me" said the Witch King

The Witch King then swooped low, and killed King Theoden... by crashing into him

"OWWWWWW... my neck" said the Witch King, who had serious whiplash

"I GOT HIM THOUGH!" he shouted as he climbed out of his fighter

"DIE" shouted a rohirim soldier behind the Witch King

The Witch King then proceeded to pull out his sword, and mace, and cause some SERIOUSLY MASSIVE mahem, that he looked REALLY cool causing, unlike in the movie, where he dosent even kill ONE SINGLE soldier with his massive mace, and wicked looking evil long sword

AFTER causing lots of mahem, ANOTHER soldier ran up, sword drawn

"Can you not see all the mayhem I can cause, cause IM THE WITCH KING!" shouted the Witch King

"I must avenge Theoden" said the soldier

"Very well then, ill swing at you several times with my evil looking mace, and sword" said the Witch King

The Witch King then swung at the soldier several times with his evil looking mace, and sword... duh

"Foolish mortal, NO MAN CAN DESTROY ME!!!" shouted the Witch King, in a low, evil, menacing, raspy tone of voice

"I AM NO MAN" said the soldier as the helmet was removed to reveal a woman

"Oh, come ON! that's a technicality, when it says no MAN dosent it mean HUMAN?" said the Witch King, "I mean, I always saw myself getting killed by some great elven king or something, maybe a dwarf with a... AAAAUUUGHHHH!" said the Witch King, as a small hobbit stabbed him in the knees

"DUDE, COME ON, that's just not right!" said the Witch King, right before he got a sword in his face

"OWW MY FACE, woah, this is what it feels like to actually die all the way... cool!" said the Witch King as he died... again I guess

Ok, that's it for this chapter, don't worry, this isnt the end, I kinda had to put this part in SOMETIME... I wanted to post this chapter with Chapter 10, to avoid confusion, but I have a calculus test in the morning, and I have to study SOMETIME. if not now, then ill never be up in time to actually TAKE the darn thing... so yea. Ill post ch 10 ASAP

after chapter 10 it might take a little longer for me to write chapters though