Ok, heres chapter 10
Thanx to all the reviewers, Id have stopped at chapter 4 otherwise... wow, chapter 10 now... woah
special thanx to Biggstrek and Frodofreak88
Me: And I recently found out that I am the sole surviving heir of J.R.R. Tolkien, so I actually DO own this!!!
Christopher Tolkien: HEY, LIAR
Me: Awww come on, I can dream cant I?
Christopher Tolkien: Yea, but you cant claim that they are real
Me: Ok ok fine, I don't own LOTR... but I am insanely jealous
Christopher Tolkien: good
ANYWHO
Chapter 10
"Uhh, did the Witch King just die?" asked Larry
"I think so... bummer" said Nazgul # 2
"sooooo... what now?" asked #3
"Dunno... WOAH LOOK" said #2
A huge army of the undead came from the mountain, and pretty much killed all the orcs and trolls
"Well, this is kinda odd" said Larry
"Lets go back to Morodor" said # 6
---Meanwhile---
The Witch King found himself standing on the field of Gondor, looking at his own body (hes dead)
"So... you're the Witch King" said a low evil menacing voice
"What of it" said the Witch King
"Cool, I've always wanted to meet you, I'm the Grim Reaper, but my friends call me Death" said Death
"Awesome... woah, dude, whats with the SCYTHE?" said the Witch King
"Whats wrong with a scythe?" asked Death
"Nothing, if your harvesting grain" said the Witch King
"What do you mean, this is SERIOUSLY evil looking!" said Death
"DUDE... seriously, if you want to creep people out, I guess a scythe is OK, but if you REALLY want to SCARE people..."
"What?"
"Come on, we need to get you an axe"
"An axe?"
"Yea,. you need a huge evil looking axe, with a blade the size of someone's... well, the size of someone" said the Witch King
"Woah, that would look cool" said Death, lemme stop by Bob's Axes on the way
"On the way???" asked the Witch King
"Well, your dead... did you think you'd just sit here forever?"
"Oh right... I guess not, so... where are you going to take me?"
"Well, I don't think your gonna be all that surprised that your not exactly going to heaven" said Death
"Well, no... WAIT, I get to challenge you! If I win I get to come back alive again!"
"I hate to tell you this, but that's just a joke" said Death
"Oh... right"
"Tell ya what though, since I'm such a big fan and all, ill give ya a shot" said Death
"Ok, so If I win Ill get to live again?" asked the Witch King
"Well, not so much live... as... well not be dead, or well... you wont be AS dead anymore" said Death, who was slightly confused
"WOOOOT!" said the Witch King
"What in the world does woot mean???" asked Death
"I dunno, I think it means something like... well... woot"
"OOOOOOK riiiiiiiight
"So, do I get to pick the game?" asked the Witch King
"Yea"
"COUNTER STRIKE!!!!"