Hello, Im posting ch 12 right now I guess... since im kinda posting it... yea

ANYWHO, I don't own LOTR or Death, course Death isnt exactly copywritten yet (hmmmm)

ON TO THE NAZGUL! AND MANY MANY (many!) thanks to the reviewers

Chapter 12

"So, am I just going to come back to life where I was?" asked the Witch King

"Well I guess so, where else would you be?" said Death

"Well, I dunno... maybe in the Black Tower?" said the Witch King

"Na, sorry, I cant do that, good luck getting out of Gondor by yourself, when you ressurect right in front of Minas Tirith" Death said, chuckling to himself

"Shaddap and bring me back" said the Witch King

"OK" said Death

"By the way, nice robe" said the Witch King

"Thanks, I got it at deathmart!" said Death

Then as the Witch King stood there, he suddenly came back to life, where he was when he died, or, well, stopped being even remotely living

"Ahh, it feels so good to be re-undead again!"

"Wait, whats that?" the Witch King said, as a ring came from his pocket

"Oh, its my cell phone!"

"Hello?" said the Witch King

"This is Sauron!!!" shouted Sauron

"What is it Snookums?" said the Witch King

"THE RING, THE RING IS AT MOUNT DOOM!!!" shouted Sauron

"Well that's convinient!" said the Witch King

"NO, THE SHORT HOBBIT GUY IS ABOUT TO DESTROY IT!!!!!" shouted Sauron again

"Dude, calm down, you don't have to yell" replied the Witch King

"YES I DO!!!" said Sauron

"Dude, the ring is at Mount Doom, your in the Black Tower, Mount Doom is like... right next to the Black Tower" said the Witch King

"Oh, yea, I guess it is, come to think of it, I installed a zip line to it from my throne room" said Sauron

"Well, just grab your mace, zip over, and play Whack-A-Hobbit" said the Witch King

"Hmm, sounds like fun!" said Sauron

"Im coming over, maybe Ill make it in time for some macing" said the Witch King

"Ok, I gotta go now, BYE!" said Sauron quickly

"I gotta get to Morodor quickly, hmm how to do it?" said the Witch King looking around

Then suddenly

"LOOOK THE WITCH KING HAS RISEN AGAIN!!!!" shouted Aragorn, as he lead the army of Gondor, and Rohan in a charge after the Witch King

The Witch King then ran back to Morodor at an average speed of 45 Mph

Suddenly, as the Witch King saw the armies stopping, outside the Black Gate, he heard a siren

"Excuse me, but do you have any Idea how fast you were going?" said a cop

"Uhh, actually I don't" said the Witch King

"Let me see your runnning licence and proof of Insurance please"

The Witch King got out his liscence, and the insurance card for his Larry Insurance (Larry is officially considered a liability)

"Well now Mr... Kenneth, whats the hurry?"

"The Ring of Power is about to be destroyed, unless I can make it to Mount Doom in time!" said the Witch King

"Sure buddy, like I haven't heard that one before, that's it, step over here for a sobriety check" said the Cop

"Uhh, but I wasn't driving, I was running" said the Witch King

"What did you say?!?!"

"I said... uhh... Coming!"

"Thought so" the cop replied

"Well now, have you been drinking lately?"

"Just a little, only a couple dozen beers or so"

"Oh that's it? ok, WAIT, YOUR NOT BUCKLED UP!" said the Cop

"Yea I am, see?" said the Witch King, showing the cop his belt, with the big buckle in the front

"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, THAT'S IT BUDDY YOUR GOING TO PRISON!" shouted the cop

"NO, NO N... wait a second, Bob is that you?" said the Witch King

"He he, darn, you figured it out" said Bob, the troll

"Whered you get the cop uniform?" said the Witch King

"Who said I had a uniform, I didn't read that anywhere" said Bob, for once making a good point

"Dude, I have to be at Mount Doom right now, sorry I cant stay" said the Witch King