Hello, and welcome to my chapter, I am not avalible right now so please leave your SN and a list of your stories and Ill review you as soon as possible

I don't own LOTR, or any affiliated companies, or the Witch King, or the Witch Emperor

Special thanks to Biggstrek, who read and reviewed all my chapters after I got writers block. and kept me going, AND who wrote Saurons Throne

ALSO thanks to Frodofreak88, another faithfull reviewer

I would also like to thank all past and future reviewers, who I WOULD mention, but my comp is REALLY messed up right now, and I cant really look at all the reviewers, maybe Ill update this later, when I have your names

and WELCOME to chapter: this one

Chapter 13

The Witch King left to go to Mount Doom

Meanwhile, inside Mount Doom

"Give me the ring!!!" Sauron shouted at the belligerent hobbit

"NO, the ring is mine!" Frodo shouted in reply

"Uhh, oh right, Ill mace you good boy! Give me that ring!" shouted Sauron

Frodo then put on the ring, and became invisible.

"HA, think that can stop me?" shouted Sauron

"Well, yea, I do" said Frodo

Sauron then raised his mace, and smote Frodo good, Frodo then was knocked to the ground, and dropped the ring, and the ring rolled along the ground, right over the edge of the path in the volcano.

"Aughhh!!!" shouted Sauron who dove for his ring, and slid off the edge, right after the ring

"Woah, that was convenient!" said Frodo

Suddenly, as Frodo was leaving (Sam was busy fighting off Gollum, and joined Frodo later) the Witch King approached

"Excuse me, have you seen Sauron?" asked the Witch King

"Oh, yea, he jumped into Mount Doom" said Frodo casually

"AGAIN?!?" asked the Witch King

"Uhh, yea, I guess" said Frodo, as Sam joined him, and they left

"Great..." said the Witch King, as he walked into Mount Doom

"HEY SAURON!" shouted the Witch King, after he made it into the mountain, "Where are you?"

"Oh hey! Hows it going?" asked Sauron, as he climbed out of the lava

"Dude, wear a swimming suit next time you go in there, not all that big heavy iron armor" the Witch King said

"Well, I wasn't meaning to swim, ok?" replied Sauron

"Yea, whatever, when are you going to get a REAL volcano?" said the Witch King

"Dunno, whenever I get the money I guess" said Sauron as he toweled off

"Duuuude. your like the Dark Lord of Morodor, evil commander of trolls, orcs, and the occasional evil wizard" said the Witch King

"Well, hey, that's right!" said Sauron, "Im gonna get me a REAL volcano!"

"And I'm going to DISNEYLAND!!!" shouted the Witch King

"No your not" said Sauron, very seriously

"Awwww" replied the Witch King

"So, did you get your ring?"

"No" replied Sauron, "In retrospect, it was a bad idea to make it vulnerable to being tossed in my swimming pool"

"Why are you obsessed with your swimming pool being in a mountain, with red-dyed water?" asked the Witch King

"Cause it looks cool, and it's a babe magnet!" said Sauron, with a big smile on his face, but it was hard to see, cause of the evil looking helm of doom that Sauron was wearing

"Just how many 'Babes' have you gotten cause of that?" asked the Witch King

"..." said Sauron

"Hey, you cant SAY '...' you just kinda, well, don't say it" said the Witch King

"I can say ... if I want to!" said Sauron

"..." said the Witch King

"See, its fun huh?" asked Sauron

"So, what are you going to do now? since you lost your ring" said the Witch King

"SIMPLE!!!" said Sauron enthusiastically, "Im gonna have 20 rings made! that way, ill have some to spread around, AND ill get another one for myself!" said Sauron

"Isnt that what you said before?" asked the Witch King

"Well, yea... in fact, ill have to give you and your buddies some more rings, and you will have to sign some more contracts, Kenneth" said Sauron

"Your going to give another one to Galadriel arent you?" asked the Witch King

"Of course!" said Sauron

"Right right, just don't have us call you Snookums this time ok?" said the Witch King

"HEY, only a blow to the head would make me think that again!" said Sauron

"By the way, your Kenneth, till I give you the new rings" Sauron said

The story ends here, it picks up in "Saurons Throne" by Biggstrek, Saurons Throne is also the prequel to this one, so it just kinda keeps going and going.

This is my last chapter for this story, but I have 2 more things to say

first. I intend to write an alternate ending to this, where Sauron and the Nazgul keep on being evil, but I wont for a while, Im going to work on a few other things first.

Second, I want to take this time to rant about random stuff, since I know your going to read this, since you have read this far... SO

Sam is WAY cooler in the book, he is also much lighter, the movie shows him as a slightly dopey happy but loyal guy, yet not QUITE as loyal as the book (acutally leaves frodo when frodo tells him to) in FACT, in the books, Sam was my favorite character, but in the movies its either Frodo or Aragorn, or Gandalf, or that one dwarf guy in the background during the Council of Elrond, not Gimily, no offence, but book legolas is cooler than book Gimili, exept after Helms Deep

ALSO... tip for guys, if you ever go to a site where they have pictures and paintings, and various images, and stories, don't EVER read the reviews of the pictures of Legolas... 99 of the reviews arent worth reading.

WELL that's about it for my rant, told ya you'd read it!

G'day, and G'bye

And then suddenly!

the story ended!