A/N:
HEY! Thanks for all the reviews!
This is a comedic poem about Joey. Basically its supposed to sound like Joey reciting a poem he did for school, and I tried to stuff as much Joey-ness into it. Hope all you Joey fans think it's convincing!
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Joey
You may thing thatcha know me
But I'm thinkin yur wrong
What you've heard is baloney
About how I've come along
The name's Joey Wheeler
And I'm king of the hill
The macho contender
On the duel gamble wheel
I was once called a loser
A dawg and a geek
With nothin to fight for
And everyone to beat
Then I met my buddies
And I found I could be
The winner of a prize
Of a million and three!
Or was it three mill?
Aw, I can't count for beans
But don't let me fool ya
It's not what it seems
See my parents split up
When I was a kid
And my sister and I
Were split up too
For seven years I didn't see her!
My little sister who I love so much and would do anythin for, even spill my guts for, well not in front of her anyway, but still! She means everything to me and if anythin were ta-
(Joey: Oh, shoot)
Forgive my ramblin
I'm not a prose kinda guy
But what I'm tryin to say is
She'd lose both her eyes
To be blind forever
Is not something I'd want
For my sweet sis Serenity
'Cause she's all I've got
Well, after the cruise
I got to the island in time
To have my butt nearly whooped
By a blond chick named Mai
Now, don't get me wrong
She's a hottie and all
But when she tricked me with perfumes
My brain turned into a mush-ball
But I straightened up good
And a beat 'er with ease
But it was just getting started
The first hole in the cheese
(Joey: Man that was a stupid line)
(Tristan: Tell me about it, you stink at poems!)
(Joey: Woudja shadap and let me finish!)
(Tristan: Sorry)
Make a long story short
Which I probably can't
I fought lotsa duels
And became quite a champ
Then the finals arrived
And I was picked to fight
My best pal Yugi
A dude who's all right
But, the pickle I was in
Wasn't right at all
As I fought back the tears
And tried not to fall
We each battled hard
For the ones that we loved
In the end Yugi beat me
But it was cool, cuz
Yug gave me the money
A prize I could spend
To get my sister's sight back
And bring her pain to an end
Even though I came in second
I felt like The Man!
And I hooted and howled
'Till we hit the mainland
I bragged and I bragged
'Bout my winnins and all
How I beat the best duelists
And was proud to stand tall
Then I was duped
By this new guy in the town
That the ladies all drooled on
And made me feel down
Duke Devlin beat me hard
Sent me over the edge
Made me dress in a dawg suit
I hope a picture 'o that to Kaiba he'll never send
(shudder)
Yet again, my pal Yug
Came again to my aid
And saved my small rep
From the doggie-house plague
I'd go on wid ma story
But what can I say?
That if it weren't for my friends
I wouldn't be here today
It's friendship and courage
That'll getcha through life
Your worries'll leave you
Least the ones that bring strife
Awe, enough with the love crap
It's about me that I typed
Up this poem, about "Me", see
And that's what is right
So don't y'all tell me
'Bout what you've heard
'Bout how Joey Wheeler's
A dawg and a turd
'Cuz I'm none 'o those tings
My buddies will tell
I'm the numba one duelist
Second to...well
Yugi Motou...
(Joey: Well, I mean the guy is king of games and all but I'M IN SECOND! SO DON'T YOU SAY TO ME I'M A THIRD-RATE DUELIST CUZ I'M SECOND! SECOND!)
(Kaiba: Yeah right, that's only because you can't count.)
(Joey: Yeah? Well, who beat you after the Battle City Finals, Eh? Me! That's who!)
(Kaiba: You won by default.)
(Joey: Did not! What, you wanna rematch?)
(Kaiba: You're not worth my time.)
(Joey: Hey, tell it to my cridenchals!)
(Kaiba: You're what?)
(Joey: My cridatic...eugh...my cractdoca...pthh)
(Kaiba: I rest my case.)
(Joey: Hey, you comeback here ya no good, snot-nosed, rich-snob, gum-chewin, liver-lickin, gun-slingin, fever flicken, nose-bleedin, sock-it-to-em, dirty dancin, limo-strippin, party-hoppin...huff huff huff I'm running outta names.)
(Tristan: Don't worry about it, he's out of earshot anyway.)
(Joey: YUR NO HELP!)
(Yugi: I liked your poem! )
(Joey: Really? tears of joy )
(Yugi: Yup!)
(Joey: Thanks Yug, yur da best friend a guy could have!)
(Yugi: Yep, and as your friend, I have to be honest with you.)
(Joey: eh?)
(Yugi: Your English is horrible.)
(Joey: anime fall )
(Yugi/Tristan/Joey: THAT'S ALL FOLKS!)
