A/N: :O Good God. I haven't updated anything in forever. Thanks Roshyn77 for even reminding me about this story. Well, thank you my previous reviewers, I have replies to your comments at the bottom!

(Disclaimer: I don't own Shrek, I don't Own Inuyasha. I don't own little village men.)

Hanyou Have Layers, So Do Unions

Chapter 2: Turning Tails

The 20 men crouched down and peered over tall grass, looking into a dark, murky cave.

"So...this is that horrible demon's cave?"

"That's what I heard."

One of the brave men stood up and brandished his torch over his head.

"I say we rush the cave and slice that demon into shreds!!"

The 19 others began cheering and gathered into a close group. They all pointed their pitchforks and their harpoons toward the entrance of the cave. One of the men cried out in a scared voice, "Wha-what if that ugly demon possesses us and makes us kill each other?

There was a pregnant silence before someone yelled, "That's not a demon that lives in there! And I assure you he isn't ugly."

Simultaneously, the idiots turned to look at the back of the group, where there was indeed another man standing there.

A tall white haired one.

Inuyasha smirked at the stupid expressions on their faces. "Like I was saying. There isn't a DEMON who lives in there, but in fact, a HANYOU!" He crept closer to the men, while they backed away.

"And hey, hanyou are far worse than demons. They'll...uh...eat your liver and drink your blood! And then they'll squeeze the jelly from your eyes!"

He brought one clawed hand to his chin and added with a thoughtful look, "In fact, it tastes very good on rice and chicken."

The same scared idiot from before jumped out and waved the flame in his face while jumping back and forth in a clumsy movement.

"Back off! Back off I say!"

Inuyasha raised one dark eyebrow, and clamped both hands around the flame, putting it out. All of the men stared blankly at the burnt stick and then at the hanyou.

"Oh! I must have forgotten!"

Inuyasha cleared his throat mockingly and let out a frightening snarl as the little village men ran for their lives. He almost started rolling in laughter before heading back to his cave.

"I must be getting a little rusty."

A/N: Hey everyone! I'm doing this in tiny bites. I'm too lazy to write everything at once. So, If YOU review, I write faster.

Review Replies:

darkangel-2382001: Hey, thanks for the first review! Glad you think so!

Inuyasha Chick 210: Thank you!

Fleur Sparks: Good. And it's my entire fault. :D

Roshyn77: Yeah, after watching Shrek almost every day at school, it kind of sticks to you.