Disclaimer: I do not own the LOTR or Yu-Gi-OH. I also mean no offense to their original use.

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Chapter 3

Round and Round Hobbiton We Go

After about a week of swift traveling (because for some reason Gimli kept trying to shake me of their tails. Odd, huh?) We arrived at Hobbiton. While we were walking up the lane I paused to ponder (out loud and I did not actually stop walking.)

"Why is it called Hobbiton?" I could have heard Gimli's groan from a mile away.

"I mean really "Hobbiton". Hubiten. Hoobiden. Hogliveninafoxden. Hobbligasumunga. Hoffffffdter—"

"Hobbiton, Hobbiton, Hobbiton, Hobbiton." Gimli yelled and I am pretty sure Legolas wet his pants 'cause I smelled something pretty rank (frightened little shit aye?)

"Are you angry?"

"Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhh"

"Funny sound, shit face." Legolas who was wiping off his pants started to giggle.

"GIMLI, GIMLI, OVER HERE." Some strange little people started to yell as they ran towards us. Me like a sane person started screaming, because who wouldn't scream when little people are running towards you. I would like a show of hands please.

So they looked at me funny, so what? I just kept on screaming and like the retard he is Legolas started screaming to. Now me at this point feeling that screaming just wasn't enough started to run in circles. Legolas followed

Meanwhile,

"Hey guys, what is up" Hobbit's with their mouths wide open. "Just let them wear themselves out. Don't worry it happens. -----Eventually. I think I hope. You know dealing with those two is worse than dealing with orcs, hell it is worse than the whole of Mordor put together. Some times I wonder if the two of them were put on Middle Earth just to kill because I am sure you see in my eyes the same fear that would take the heart of you. I am going out of my............"

Meanwhile:

"Do you know what he is talking about Merry?"

"No Pippin; beats the hell out of me. His eyes are all like sunk down into his head like he hasn't had much sleep."

"Yay, and he is quoting Viggo ROTK."

"Nice guy."

"Hmm, he is okay."

"You wanna go for lunch?"

"Sure, I could eat."

So they walk off for to get some lunch. Around dinner Gimli realizes Merry and Pippin are not there and wonders off to find them having dinner at Frodo and Sam' place. About lunch the next day I stopped running and screaming and join them for lunch. Next day at dinner some of the hobbits dragged Legolas away from the spot where he had apparently run himself into a hole in the ground.

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That is it for chapter 4. R&R