A/N: wow. Yet again have I forgotten my story....I hate high school. I'm always busy with volleyball and pit. Err. Okay, here we go!!!

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own a roll of Charmin Ultra)

Hanyou Have Layers, So Do Onions

Chapter 3: Topsy-Turvy

"Le'mme go!"

A small fox demon pounded on the bars of a small cage. He was near the age of 7 and had little fox feet and hands. His auburn hair was tied back with a small bow and his tail resembled that of a rabbit's.

"Where are you taking me? Geez! I knew those Thunder Demons were not trustworthy!"

The little demon looked through the cage and whimpered, taking in the sights around him. Various breeds of demon were crammed into youki-resistant cages. Workers from nearby villages were lifting the cages into carts and wheeling them off to an unknown place. In the closest vicinity, a small mica-cat was throwing itself against the bars of its cage.

"Hey, you over there! Don't hurt yourself! I think I have a plan!"

A worker reached down and picked up the mica-cat and the kitsune, walking toward a nearby cart. The fox threw out a little toy horse, -which blew up to the size of a large dog- and it began running in circles around the camp. Little crying mushrooms popping up on the workers caused them to stop what they were doing to pick off the obnoxious red things. While the worker moving the duo was distracted, the fox threw a giant top on him, which crushed him into the ground. The two pushed open the doors of their abused cages open and ran out into the forest.

Once they were a safe distance away, the two slowed down to a slow walk and began chatting. Or one listened while the other preformed a soliloquy.

...and THAT'S how I bravely defeated the Thunder Brothers!"

"Mew"

"Hm? Oh! My name is Shippou, written 'seven treasures'."

"Mraraw"

"Kirara! Pretty name! How is it written?"

"Meow."

"Ah. 'Mica shard'. That's really neat!"

At that very second, a tall human-shape plucked Shippou off the ground. The little fox gazed into the eyes of his captor and gulped. Kirara arched her back and hissed.

"Well, what tasty little morsel do we have here?"

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