Disclaimer:Yes I own Inuyasha!NOT!If I owned Inuyasha why would I be making a fan fic in the first place?So no I do not own him or all the other characters only the plot for this story.
chapter 3:Am I seeing things?
Kagome woke up to beeping of her alarm clock...she opened her eyes and saw that it was 6:00am.
"What the hell?"Kagome rubbed her eyes and stood up, "I don't remember setting my clock."Kagome walked to her kitchen,(A/N:Kagome lives in a very small apartment.)
"OHMYGOD!"Kagome saw a person in her kitchen cooking.Then figure turned around and stared back at her.
"Kouga!Why in the name of God are you in my house?"Kagome asked surprised.
"Oh my love all that I'm doing is makeing breakfast."Kouga anwered.
"Wait a minute you set my alarm?"Kagome asked.Kouga nodded.
"How did you get in here?Wait never mind I don't want to know just get ou..."Kagome sniffed the air, "Oi!what are you cooking?"
"Some pankakes,eggs,bacon...."Kouga turned from Kagome and started flipping the flap jacks or pankakes.
"Smells good...Wait no!Get out now!"Kagome grabs Kougas hand.
"Why?You don't like my cooking?"Kouga asks.
"No...I don't like you comeing into my house and acting like you live here."Kagome led him twords the door.
"Awww...Kagome please don't do this."Kouga stops at the door, "I made you breakfast!"
"I didn't ask for breakfast!Now get out you...you...stalker!"Kagome pushs Kouga out.
"I'm not stalking you!I was just being nice and makeing you food and this is how you thank me?!"Kouga yells.
"Go be nice some where else!"Kagome yells back and birds fly out of the trees.Kouga puts on a puppy dog face.
"Thats not going to work on me any more Kouga..."Kagome shuts her door.
"Fine be that way!"Kouga runs to his automobile and drives off.Kagome sighed and walked in to her kitchen.
"Gosh...We just met each other again yesterday and he thinks he can come in my house.Rude!"Kagome said to herself and took some of the pans off the stove she glanced at her dinning table and sighed...he even made the table...flowers,fluffy napkins and a big table cloth were decorating it.Kagome then put all the food in small containers.
"Can't waste good food."Kagome put the contaniers in her frigerator she then took out a small can.
"Ahhhh..pudding."Kagome sighed in relif, "Can't go between a person and their puddin'!"Kagome poped the top off and slurped down the creamy,vanilla flavored puddin'.(A/N:Ya know the kind of pudding that is in a can like soda. and you pop off the tab.)
Then the phone rang,Kagome rushed over to the living room and picked it up.
"Hello?"Kagome asked.
"Hey Kagome its me!"
"Hey,Sango what is it?"
"Well Miroku needs you to work today...is it ok if you can come now?"Sango asked
"Uh sure."
"Thanks!Bye!"
"Bye."Kagome hung up her phone and went to her room to change.
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Kagome was greeted by Miroku who looked pale, "Hey Miroku whats wrong you look sick."Kagome sat in her desk.
"Those little demons sold me cookies."Miroku held his hand to his stomach.(A/N:the demons are girl scouts.)
"Okay...Oh yeah and what was so important that I had to come in to work today?"Kagome asked.
"Well ya know that this is a detective agency right?"Miroku asked.
"Uhhh...DUH!"Kagome leaned in her chair.
"Well two weeks ago a person came in here asking for us to find a killer...he said that he was being hunted."Miroku took his hands off his belly and put them on Kagomes desk.
"We didn't have enough evidence to put the killer to jail so after a while we all forgot about it."Miroku leaned on the desk, "Today when Sango came to check on him she found him laying on the ground lifeless...the scene showed no sight of struggle,fight or any thing like that,the guy didn't even have any injuries like cuts,bruses or bullets ."
"Well he could have had a heart attack or been poisened or some thing."Kagome said.Miroku shook his head.
"He was only five and when Sango brought the corpse to the lab they found the body was completely empty.the guy had no guts."Miroku got off the desk.
"Poor kid..."Kagome closed her eyes.
"Well I must be going....oh have fun."Miroku walked out and waved good bye.
"Right!I'll have loads of fun!"Kagome sighed sarcasticly.
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Sango crouched on the floor of a small childs room, "Hmmm..."Sango touched the carpet gingerly and plucked a black hair out, "Thats strange,The victim had blond hair."Sango stood and digged in her pocket she pulled out a small clear bag then she put the hair inside.Sango bent down and picked up her bag the she felt some thing on her rear...SLAP!
Sango slaped Miroku who was right behind her, "Hentai!"
"Miroku rubbed his swolen cheek, "Oi!Do you have to hit so hard?"
"You deserve it!"Sango fumed.Miroku ignored her and glanced around the room.
"You searched in every nook and cranny in here..."Miroku sighed.
"You don't have to be here I can solve this myself."Sango huffed, Miroku walked past her and walked into the bathroom,it was clean and tidy nothing out of the ordinary but Miroku felt different.
"Don't worry I already checked there."Sango said.Miroku knelt down and looked underneath the sink,Sango walked over to him.
"What are you doing?"Sango questioned, Miroku stood and opened the cabinet over the sink he slid his fingers all around the inside and then he found it!He found what he was looking for,a small hole in the edge of the side.
He then reached in his pocket and took out a scalpel.He stuck it in the hole and started moveing it around like tring to pick a lock,Sango just watched attentively and then Miroku broke it he broke the scalpel.
"Damn!"Miroku bent down and picked up part of the scalpel from the floor.Sango sighed,What the hell was this guy doing?
Miroku stood up and handed the half to Sango, "Hold this.."Miroku then turned around and started picking at the other half of the scalpel...pop!The inside of the cabenet poped open!Sango and Miroku stared wide eyed at what happened.
"Whoa..."Sango noticed that there was another shelf in place.
"Look..."Miroku pointed to a small glowing in the cabinet.
"Its a shard of some type."Sango reached out to touch it but pulled back suddenly like it burned.
"It hurt my hand."Sango looked at Miroku.He just took out some tweezers and picked up the small crystal he then put it in a bag in his pocket.
"Need that for evidnce."Miroku smiled weakly.
"Hey!How did you know that was there?"Sango asked.Miroku shrugged.Then banging could be heard on the front door.Miroku sighed and closed the cabenet tightly.
"3...2...1."Miroku closed his eyes and flolded his arms in front of him then Crash!Thump! and the tip tap of foot steps could be heard.
"What?Did some one just break the door?"Sango asked.Then all of a sudden A woman came rushing into the room followed by other cops.
"Mr.Houshi!"She fumed.Miroku opened one eye and looked at her boredly.
"Nice to meet you again Kikyou."Miroku said.
"No this is not nice!You know that you have no orders to come and try to solve this!This is our job now go some where else!"Kikyou pointed a finger at him.
"Wait a minute...."Sango stood between Miroku and Kikyou, "You sound familiar have we met?"Sango asked.
"No...but I trust that Mr.Houshi has mentioned me."Kikyou said.
"What?"Sango stood confused.
"She's my ex wife."Miroku growled.Sango gasped, "We seperated cause she was cheating on me."Miroku said.
"Well I wouldn't have been with Inu...I mean you know who if you would have came home and not have been all riled up in work!"Kikyou spat in his face.
"Whoa,whoa...I brought home the cash while you sat on your ass!"Miroku spat back.
"Do you see me sitting right now?"Kikyou asked slightly hurt at his coment,Miroku just huffed.
"Hey how about we forget all about this ok and work together."Sango suggested.
"No."Miroku shook his head.
"See?How can I work with a guy that is like that?"Kikyou said.
"What do you mean?"Miroku and Kikyou were face to face again.Sango stoped them again.
"Look I'm sorry that you two don't like each other that much but lets all just get along."Sango said.
"Fine...aslong as I'm far away as posible from that Neanderthal."Kikyou said.
"Fine..."Miroku mummbled and walked out of the room.
"Now lets introduce ourselfs again...I'm Sango,Miroku's assistant."Sango streached her hand out.
"I'm Kikyou....a word of advice Miroku has a wandering hand."Kikyou shook Sango's hand.
"I know I've already suffered the fate of his pervertedness."Sango sighed and the two women laughed.
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Kagome sat in her chair sleeping...hey her day was really boreing.Then she jumped up suddenly when the door flew open.
'What in the world?'Kagome sat there and watched as a man with silver hair and doggy ears came rushing twords her...wait minute!Doggy ears?Kagome blinked and the ears disappeared. 'I must be seeing things'Kagome thought to herself.
"Hey woman!I need to see the person who is in charge here!"The man spat in her face.Kagome wiped off the residue and fumed.
"Hey you..you butthole!Who do you think you are barging in here and spitting in my face!"Kagome stood and yelled at him.The man looked taken aback then started yelling again.
"Where's your boss wench!?!"He yelled and then Kagome saw it again the two little adorable doggy ears!Kagome stared at him in awe.
"What are you looking at?"He asked and Kagome reached up a pet him on the head.
"HEY!!!"he yelled and the ears dissapeared again.
"Where did they go?"Kagome asked and circled the guy.
"Stop doing that!you make a guy dizzy!"He said and grabbed her shoulders.Kagome winced at the pain she felt from his large hands.
"Let go of me."Kagome said and the guy let her go ruffly, "Now...What the hell is your problem you snot muncher!"Kagome screeched.
"Eh?"The man looked at her strangely , "Snot muncher?" the guy quirked an eye brow at her and laughed.
"Whats funny?"Kagome asked annoyed.
"I haven't herd any one call me that scince I was a pup."He wiped his eyes and stared at Kagome.Kagome sighed.
"Look I can help you with what ever you need right now only if you would stop yelling at me."Kagome walked behind her desk and sat down, "Now what is your name?"Kagome asked trieing to be professional.
"Inuyasha."The man sat down in one of the chairs in the room.
"Well where did your ears go?"Kagome asked pointing to the top of her head.
"Uh...here."Inuyasha moved his hair to the back of his human ears.
"No your doggy ears."Kagome said.
"What doggy ears?"Inuyasha acted confused but in his mind his was slaping him self for being a dumb ass and letting this girl notice.
"Oh...never mind...I guess I was imagining things."Kagome sighed dissapointed.
"Well...aren't you going to ask me about why I'm here instead of my ears?"Inuyasha asked impatently.
"Oh yes sorry....Umm why are you here?"Kagome asked.
"Because I've got a problem."Inuyasha said stating the obvious.
"No you dummy what is your problem?"Kagome asked again.
"My dad was murdured yesterday and I need some one to check it out."Inuyash said.
"Oh...I'm sorry."Kagome wrote some things down on her note book.
"Why?"Inuyasha asked.
"Don't you feel sad because of your father?"Kagome asked.
"No."Inuyasha said calmly.
"Why?"Kagome asked.
"Why do you want to know all these things about me?!My dad died and thats that."Inuyasha slamed his hands on Kagomes desk.
"Sooory that I just wanted to know to make you feel better....Its better for people say their problems and let it all out."Kagome said.
"Your not my therapist so leave it be."Inuyasha said annoyed.Kagome said further more about that subject and Inuyasha gave her his address and phone number right when Inuyasha was a bout to walk out a man came rushing past him.
"Kouga!"Kagome said shoocked,Inuyasha came in and watched.Kouga handed Kagome flowers.
"Here you go."Kouga smiled.
"Why are you here?!"Kagome asked.
"I came to see my woman of course."kouga asnswered with a smirk.Kagome frowned and Inuyasha growled what the hell was this wolf doing to Kagome?Wait wolf?Inuyasha sniffed the air yes definitely that Kouga was a demon Inuyasha nodded to him self that guy sure hid himself well.
"I'm not your woman Kouga can't you see?I don't like you in that kind of way."Kagome insisted.
"What of course youer my woman!We are soulmates we belong together!"Kouga said and walked closer to Kagome.Kagome backed away in her chair.Then Inuyasha suddenly grabed kouga's shoulder.
"She says she doesn't like you so beat it!"Inuyasha growled.
"Who are you to say that!"Kouga turned around.
"Because I'm her boyfriend."Inuyasha said,Kagome gulped and opened her mouth to say something but Inuyasha shot her a look that said shut the hell up.
"Is this true?"Kouga gasped and turned to look Kagome in the eye.
"Uhhh...yes."Kagome said.
Kouga backed away and acted like he was going to faint, "Oh how could you go out with such a dog Kagome?"Kouga asked.
"Because I'm a hundred times more better in bed than you little boy."Inuyasha said.Kagome gasped that was a little too far.
"You've slept with him Kagome!?"Kouga asked shocked.Inuyasha smirked and Kagome blushed ferociously.Kouga walked over to her and sniffed Kagome froze.He then sharply turned around and stared menacingly at Inuyasha, "You are a liar."
Inuyasha smirked, "So are you now get out before I tire of talking and switch to action."
"I'll be back Kags."Kouga huffed and walked out.
"Oh my god."Kagome slumped in her chair.
"What?"Inuyasha asked and sat down.
"I can't belive you said that we were dating!I mean I just met you a couple of minutes ago."Kagome sighed.
"Well I saved you from that Kouga guy."Inuyasha said and stood.
"Yeah...thanks."Kagome agreed.
"No problem."Inuyasha walked over to the door.
"Hey where are you going?"Kagome asked.
"Uh..home."Inuyasha said then smirked, "Unless you want me to stay here with you."He said in a husky voice.Kagome shivered.
"No its ok....you can go now.Bye"she waved and he left.Kagome then leaned on her desk her hands suporting her head, "Now comes the rest of my boreing day."
TBC
ME:There is my thrid chapter...woohoo...its strange to me writing isn't as exciting to me as it was yesterday or maybe its just this damn cough I'm getting.
Inuyasha:Who cares and finally you put me in the damn story.
ME:I just couldn't stand the horrible terror of the lawyers!No offence to other lawyers who are nice and don't listen to evil hanyous.
Inuyasha:I'm not evil
ME:I can make you evil and Kagome wont like you any more.
Inuyasha:You would not.
ME:Uh yeah I would
Inuyasha:You can't do that I'm the hero!
ME:I don't care...I can make you a hero gone bad and any ways your a play boy in this story....you cheated with a married woman...cough!Kikyou.
Inuyasha:Nooooooooo!
ME:Thats all fer now folks!see yer later!Oh yesh and review now!puh-lease!