Diary of a mad Invader.
It's a flippin' conspiracy! This person, "tdcfdtl" keeps reviewing a whole bunch of people with "when the next chapter". I don't mind, it's just that you should write more.
Evil lIl WoRmBaBy, you are now going to be answered with an answer. Maybe. Good story, by the way.
Daz:mistressofmercury, you are right. About what, I forget. But right. checks review Oh! Right. Well, the teacher is different. Not that original, though. Sorry, people.
Well, let's get on with it.
Chapter two: Skool Really Sucks.
Well, as you know, our Irken friend crash landed in some woods. He then did stuff. He made his base thingy and then found out that he should go to skool to learn stuffs. But first, he made his disguise. It was...
"Hmm...
You see a picture of my comic book character.
"TOO UGLY!"
You see a picture of Happy Noodle Boy.
"TOO... AHHUUAAA!!!!"
You see a picture of Nny.
"That looks good."
You see a picture of Dib.
"PERFECT! Today, I become... The enemy..."
He goes in the transforming pod deally.
"OH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
He comes out looking like Nny with Dib's little cool trench coat thing and shirt and pants.(Heh, I'd like to see that)
"Oh yea! Success! Booya! Uh huh! Uh huh! Okay."
He went into his base and prepared for the next day. The next day is a big one. Oh, how big it was. NOOO! TOO BIG!!! Okay, not that big. But still big. Like Dib's big. Yes. That big.
(A/N... ... ... ... I got no clue why that came up.)
THE NEXT DAY
"Class, I'd like you to meet the new wondrous student... erm, what was your name again?"
"The name is Robert. Robert Smith. Get it? Got it? Good."
(Please tell me you know this familiar name. HINT: Friday I'm in Love)
The Irken went to his seat. This was Meadowside School. Room 666. Ironically, the room was covered with flower wallpaper and every kid and the teacher was smiling. Well, almost every kid.
In the back, there was a kid who definitely didn't belong. She was drawing the death of Mrs. Shawchank (teacher's name) in many gruesome ways. Robert sat next to her, and he started to admire her work. She stopped drawing and turned to Robert.
"Why are you staring, freak?"
"Uh... Nice drawing. Do you hate her that much?"
"You just wait a few days. If you don't get BRAINWASHED then you'll see."
"k..."
The class soon started. The teacher was talking about fluffy bunnies and Shit like that. Soon they went on to math and Mrs. Shawchank talked about the bunnies multiplying. Then it was English class. She told a story about bunnies and, literally, shit. Then school was over. Poor Robert didn't want to live after that horrible class. He went to his base.
"Computer. Please kill me."
"Access denied. Must have verification first."
"Computer, it's me! Jax!"
"Right, but I need verification from the Tallest first."
"(Grumbles)"
Well, Jax, or Robert, or... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TOO MUCH PRESURE! He went down to the lab and started working on a new ship. What will happen?
Well. Jax. Robert? Jax. Yeah, he has a fake name. Plus, I needed to put that name in somewhere. Soo... Review... I guess. Yes, REVIEW EARTH STINK!