Notes and Warnings: A dusting of TatsumixTsuzuki, and overall TatsumixTsuzukixHisoka.

The Warning everyone else has' Warning: I am (probably) ignorant thereof and don't own anything in the legal sector of ownership of: Yami No Matsuei, and all other things. If I do, then I'm pretty ignorant, aren't I?

Personal Note: This came on a whim one day in an email, like all my short stories. Does Hisoka have bad karma? Or is he just really that innocent?

Additional Comments: Hisoka's startled thoughts on an interesting turn of events.

Chapter 2: Blindsighted or Fey

Hisoka rolled his eyes. He could see right through the blatant trap. For sure Tsuzuki and himself just suddenly was graced with a vacation, at the same time Tatsumi would too.... and for a week. At a secluded cabin in the north. Go figure. Who would've guessed?

Apparently, not Hisoka. No, he was completely blind sighted. The stammering Tsuzuki didn't even register on his brain as 'up to something'. Nor did Tatsumi's 'encouraging' of him to take a vacation. Actually, it was more a threat. But no, this did not register on his thick skull. Nor did it seep through his swamped paperwork brain. No, nothing got past Hisoka.

Except this. No, it actually took the view of the secluded cabin in his plain view to arouse his suspicions. First off, this looked like nothing on the recent case he'd been working on with Tsuzuki. First clue something's up; Tsuzuki actually lied. That sets off many alarms right there.

Secondly, Tatsumi's in on it. When Tatsumi teams up with Tsuzuki, it's something real important. Or sneaky. Or both. Huge warning bells. Tatsumi working with a lying Tsuzuki.

Thirdly, he was there, all alone with a lying Tsuzuki, and a sneaky Tatsumi. Sirens, flashing lights, SOS flares; the works.

Fourth, this was a secluded cabin. Not only alone, but alone-alone. As in, 'no-one can hear you scream' alone. Flashing panic button, Defcon 2.

Fifth, the looks. As in 'the looks'. As in, the looks those to give me when they're up to something and I'm 'coming' along for the 'ride' no matter what. I'm frickin' hitting the panic button, and trying to kill myself with the flare gun.

Lastly, the visual commentary. Despite their best intentions, they're practically projecting their desires on me, and with it comes interesting....images. See me? This is me, running into walls in sheer panic, and willing myself to stop breathing and end the torture.

And that's when I'm frozen, at the door stop ( literally, it's that cold), and both of them put their arms around my waist and usher me inside. Here's me, trying to hang myself while all the sirens, lights, and smoke signals are going off, not believing I didn't see this a mile away. I should have. Key word should, meaning I didn't.

Who knew there were that many pedophiles in the world, and they all wanted him? First when he was 14, with that s.o.b., and now 17 ( in years, not looks) and these two, along with half of the underworld and overworld oogling him.

And here he is now. Stuck in a cabin, for a week. With them. He most definitely was leaving. Or not. Most definitely was not leaving. But apparently his clothes were. Go figure. Yo, idiots, the bedroom's over there. Yeesh, couldn't just wait Tsuzuki, could you?

Yes, I'm blushing, and only wearing my jeans. Far be it from me to make it that easy for them. So I walked away, and started on the piled wood, creating a fire in the fireplace. Oh, Tatsumi's pissed that I dismissed him. Too bad. I'm frickin' cold.

Oooo....warm hands. On back. Feels niiice....wait.. fire... concentrate... orange juice....er.. fire. Hands. Mmm..... I mean, lighting the room, starting the fire.... mmm...warm. Shit Tsuzuki's hands are cold! Right. Fire. Now.

I make the fire, but by then my pants are unbuttoned and a hand worms their way down the front and back. I moan. So maybe it has been a while since we've been together..like this.

Holy-! I ...euh....wow. That is good. Hey... I had a pair of pants.. on me a minute ago... Shit! Too good, too much....syncing... overload.. oh yessss...

Bliss. White hot, star blinding, intense heat, filling, bursting, bliss. Euphoria on earth. I blindly collapse down.

So maybe I purposefully didn't see this coming a mile away....besides, I'm a kid after all; I can be fey.