As Ash, Misty and Brock left the Pokemon Center, Brock had a strange feeling. Who was that voice? Why did it keep saying all that junk about inner beauty? He decided not to tell Ash or Misty about it.
They walked a few miles down the road, and suddenly came upon a scene. 3 Team Rocket members had a shopping cart full of pokeballs and were being chased by Officer Jenny on a motorcycle.
"The Boss said these were OUR pokemon!" yelled one of the Team Rocket members, a young woman with long blonde hair in spiky pigtails.
"Yeah! Get your own damn pokemon, Domino!" shouted her partner, a man with teal hair and a horrendously froggy voice.
"A friendly face can hide the fiercest foe, you never know," said the 3rd Team Rocket member calmy, smirking as she talked.
"You're all under arrest!" yelled Officer Jenny.
"Go to Hell, we're working here," snapped Cassidy, the lady with the blonde spiky hair.
Brock was furious when he heard this.
"Excuse me?!" he demanded.
"Yeah, I'm talking to you too, Squinty," Cassidy yelled back.
"Brock! What're you doing?!" asked Misty and Ash in unison.
"What needs to be done," Brock answered.
"Go, Onix!" he commanded, letting Onix out of it's pokeball. The giant snake sped towards Team Rocket, knocking over the shopping cart.
"Hey!" yelled Butch.
"RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!" Onix roared.
Butch and Cassidy took one look at Onix, and ran off into the distance.
"Hah." Laughed Domino, "losers".
"Don't think you're getting away so easily," growled Brock.
"Excuse me, sir?" asked Officer Jenny.
Brock turned to her.
"I can take this from here, I am a certified police officer, you know," she said.
"Don't worry about it," replied Brock, "I can't bear to see you even get a speck of dirt on that gorgeous uniform of yours".
Domino giggled.
"Onix! Rock Throw!" he commanded.
Onix hurled giant boulders at Domino, who screamed and ran away.
Once she was gone, Ash and Misty walked up to the scene.
"Brock! That was great!" congratulated Ash.
"Nothin to it," Brock answered coolly, "anything for the most beautiful cop there is."
"Well, uhh, gee, thanks," said Officer Jenny, blushing a little, "I've never had anyone say that about me before."
"Well they should," said Brock.
"Well, uhhh...I have to go back to base, bye now!" said Officer Jenny, and she sped away on her motorcycle.
"Brock," asked Misty as they walked down the road again, "what was with all that beautiful cop crap? Just 2 weeks ago you despised Officer Jennies."
"Well, Misty, she was just downright gorgeous. The way she so gracefully yet forcefully hunted down those crooks sent a shiver down my spine," Brock answered.
"Erm...ok," said Misty, a little confused.
That night, they arrived at a Pokemon Center. It wasn't long before Brock started hitting on Nurse Joy.
"Oh Joy, you're hair...its so...red" he complimented.
"Yes, it is," giggled Nurse Joy, "Thanks for noticing!"
"Oh, you're welcome!" replied Brock with a huge grin on his face.
Things continued on like this for about 2 weeks. Every Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny they saw, Brock was immediately attracted to. Then, one day, they met someone they hadn't seen in quite some time.
"Team Rocket!" shouted Ash, once Jessie and James were done with their motto, "I knew it was you!"
"Well no duh, it's only the 5 billionth time we've attacked you with these disguises," said James, discarding his orange wig.
Jessie looked at Brock nervously.
"What's with him?" she asked, "He hasn't made a comment about me this whole time. Usually he has something to say about my tits or ass by the time the motto's over."
"Well not this time, you train wreck," replied Brock coldly.
Misty, Ash, Jessie, James, Meowth, and Pikachu and stared at him in disbelief.
"That's right," said Brock, "you're the second most hideous thing to walk the planet."
"And what's the first?" asked Jessie.
"Misty," Brock answered.
Both Misty's and Jessie's faces got red enough to match their hair. At exactly the same moment, they both drew mallets out of nowhere and began beating him senseless with them.
"Well...since they're busy, wanna come by my house and go in my hot tub?" James asked Ash.
"Sure, why not?" agreed Ash. So the two of them skipped away to James' manor while Misty and Jessie beat the crap out of Brock.
From that day forward, Brock only checked out good girls.
The End