Kaiba burst through the door and ran to the living room where he found Mokuba.
"Hey Mokyba, guess what!" cried Kaiba
"Mokyba?" said Mokuba, raising an eyebrow.
" I changed my name!" he cried happily.
" Why the crap do you call me that!" obssessed Mokuba.
" I shall now be known to the world as Pink!" announced Kaiba.
" I mean...WHAT!" yelled Mokuba.
" My name is now Pink," said Kaiba. " I have the papers to prove it."
" You changed your name to Pink?" asked Mokuba.
" Look at this Mokuba!"
Kaiba pulled up his shirt and showed Mokuba his stomach.
" Oh...my...god!" yelled Mokuba.
" It's cool right?"
" What have you done big brother?"
On Seto's er...um... Pink's stomach was a HUGE tattoo man! The word Pink was outlined in black and colored in pink. It had yellow stars around it and THAT IS NOT SOMETHIN THAT YOU WOULD EVER EXPECT TO SEE. I MEAN WOULD KAIBA CHANGE HIS NAME TO PINK AND THEN GET A GIRLY TATTOO! WELL WOULD HE!
" It's cool" said Kaiba as he tied his shirt up so that you could see his tatoo.(holy crap)" There, now I gots a belly shirt."
"Oh my god," said Mokuba.
Then Joey walks upto Mokuba.
"Yo Mokuba, we gotta get goin dude," said Joey.
"WHEELER!" gasped Kaiba as he ran up and hugged Joey." My bery bestes fren!"
Joey stood there with completely wide eyes, not sure of what was going on.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I like yur bra Joey!"
" Uhhhhh," said Joey(dude he must be really creeped out by now)
" We should hang out more," suggested Seto.
Now both Mokuba and Joey were completely wide-eyed.
" Wheeler, will you dance with me?" asked Kaiba.
" Um..." said Joey.
" You look very perdy," said Kaiba, trying to persuade Joey to dance with him.
" Um...thanks you look...perdy...too," said Joey.
" Yay! Wheeler loves me! Will you marry me and be my long lost cousin from asldfjasdjflsdhflasdkfhsdkj?" asked Kaiba.
" From where?" asked Mokuba.
" That hurts my tounge just thinkin about it!" cried Joey.
" asldfjasdjflsdhflasdkfhsdkj," repeated Kaiba.
" Dude, are you high or something?" asked Joey.
" No, but I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FREAKISHLY tall."
" Now that you mention it," said Mokuba. " You really are."
" Hold on I need to find my dress," said Kaiba.
" Your what!"
" My wedding dress!"
" Kaiba, we ain't gettin married."
Kaiba's jaw dropped all the way to the floor, through the basement, and down to the center of the earth, then to the other side of the world through you floor... alrighty then.
" Alright then? Who even says that?" asked Joey.
" What do you mean?" I ask
" NO ONE SAYS THAT ANYMORE!"
" Shut up! It doesn't matter what I say you munch butter!"
" Um...whatever."
Okay, back to the rest of the story. Kaiba took hold of Joey and started dancing all around the room with him. Actually, Kaiba was the one dancing and shaking his butt in every direction. Joey was practically just being dragged all over the place with him. Wouldn't you love to be Joey at this moment? Or...the press that's having a field day with this. (flash) DUDE, I TOLD YOU! NO TAKING ANY PICTURES! GEEZ!
" I feel like a whole new woman," said Kaiba.
Oh my god. More stuff for the press to write down onto their notepads.
" You're a girl?" asked Joey.
" I have a sister?" asked Mokuba.
" MOKYBA!" cried Kaiba throwing Joey into the kitchen sink. " I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Who are you?"
" What do you mean by that?" asked Mokuba.
" OH MY GOD WHERE'S WHEELER?"
Joey was holding a soap dispenser up infront of his face to hide from Kaiba. Don't look at me that way. You'd be doing the same thing!
" Mokyba, I don't believe you would eat my bride-to-be!" cried Kaiba.
" I...didn't," said Mokuba.
" WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?"
" He's a stupid retard," answered Mokuba.
" HEY!" yelled Joey.
" And I'm not a cannibal," said Mokuba.
" That's what all you vampires say," said Kaiba.
" If I'm a vampire, how am I standing here with out turning to dust?"
" I don't know. You're the vampire here!" yelled Kaiba.
" Kaiba, I just have to tell you that I hate you even more and that you are scaring the crap outta me!" yelled Joey, throwing the soap dispenser at the wall.
" WHEELER, I FOUND YOU!" cried Kaiba.
He ran over to the sink that still contained Joey's HUMONGOUS butt and gave him a big kiss. Once he was done, Joey just stared at him. He was so wide-eyed that his eyes were even bigger than poor little Yugi's.
"Is everyone else here?" asked Seto.
Silence
"5 then, I'll go find them," he said. and then he ran up the stairs.
"5?" Mokuba said.
Joey still had humongous sized eyes to match his humongous sized butt clogging up the sink.
upstairs
"Dude, we hava lotta stairs," said Seto.
Everyone looks over at Kaiba
"HOLY CRAP!" yelled Yugi.
" Hey Yugi, did you ever notice that we both have 4 letters in our names?" asked Yami."And that our names both start with y and in with and i."
" Hmmmm, I never really thought about it before," said Yugi. " That's pretty cool."
" Yup," agreed Yami.
" Hi everybody!" Seto cried happily.
" Um, hi Kaiba," said Tristan.
" Dude, my name is now Pink," he corrected him.
Everyone except Yami had wide-eyes. Of course with Yugi you can't really tell. They're already GARGANTUAN!
" I wanna know what I'd look like with a mohawk," Yami wondered aloud.
Everyone looked at Yami.
" What? What did I say?"
"Anyway...Kaiba..." started Mai.
" PINK," yelled Kaiba.
"Um...Pink, are you feeling okay?" she asked.
"Yupyupyuperix " he answered.
" Well, that takes care of that," said Bakura.
"Yup,"said Mai.
"Yup," said Tristan.
" Yup," said Duke.
" Yup," said Serenity.
" Yep," said Tea.
" Yup," said Yugi.
" No seriously, what did I say?" asked Yami.