A/N I don't own the Enchanted forest, nor do I own Harry Potter (coming in later chappies) By the way, EFC ROCKS! Uh yeah. Well, here it is!
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Talking with Wizards
By The Stump
Cimorene, Mendenbar, Morwen and Telemain had met at the castle to get started on their semi-annual search to see what the wizards were up to. Morwen had stocked her sleeves with plenty of sandwiches, as well as collapsible buckets, lemon juice, and dishwasher soap.
"So Telemain, when are you going to transport us to the other side of the forest?" Morwen asked her new husband.
"You know Telemain, it would be a lot easier if I just transported us," Mendenbar offered.
Telemain replied to both of them, "No thanks Mendenbar, I need the practice,"
Cimorene snorted. Telemain glared at her then continued.
"And Morwen, I'll be starting the very complex transportating spell, which works becoase of the way—"
"Telemain..." Morwen warned.
"I-I'll be starting in a few seconds."
Telemain performed the spell as the rest of the group braced themselves. The scenery shifted, then changed. They all opened their eyes and just stared for a minute. Finally, Cimorene timidly asked,
"This isn't the Enchanted Forest is it?"
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Mendenbar replied, "No sweetie, it isn't."
"Telemain, what happened?" Morwen asked, bewildered.
Telemain just stood for a second, then began, "I-I-I don't know."
Cimorene looked at him oddly. "You know, that might be the only thing your have ever said straight off that I actually understood."
Telemain looked at his feet. "I don't want to break my reputation. Make sure everything I say from now on is not understood by you."
Cimorene gave a small strained laugh. They all stood, wondering what to do.
Finally Morwen looked towards the edge of the forest. "Hey, I think that is a castle, or something of the sort."
"Might be, might not be," Mendenbar replied. "I say we stay here for a bit longer."
Suddenly there was a howling in the distance and the forest seemed to darken. Cimorene hurriedly said, "Race you guys to the edge!"
The group took off towards the edge of the forest.
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