Warnings: foul words, shonen-ai
Spoilers: just in case... Aya-chan, Kase
Disclaimer: Weiß doesn't belong to me, if it does then you tell me why am I still writing fanfics? *promptly burst in tears

Aries Gakuen: An All-Girl School
Part 3: The Scary Flu
Kisaragi Yuu

"As for our training, since it's quite cold and the long pants aren't finished ordered yet, let's jog around the school three times to make our bodies warmer. Introduction will be continued later on. Okay, let's go!" the brunette woman exclaimed as she brought the whistle hung on her neck onto her lips and blew it. The girls started running.

Well it seemed that this situation wasn't going to be as bad as thought. Hell no, it was going to be *worse*.

Hey look at the bright side, Ken. We were jogging! You liked to jog, you liked to run, and you liked to be all sweaty and sporty and healthy and... oh damned hell, I liked to jog but not with all *those* sceneries in front of me!

For your information, the sceneries were: girls' butts in bloopers, girls' boobs bouncing up and down, and girls' butts in bloopers.

It's not like I could draw my attention to anywhere, they evilly were circling us! At least they were circling *me*!! I tried to look at the backs or hair, really I did, but c'mon... I was still officially a guy! I couldn't just control my libido as simple as that, I certainly wasn't Yohji who...

...Wait a minute, what was that expression?

I looked back to the face that I swiftly looked, Yohji. Dammit, he was also getting excited about this until... WHOA! I looked to his bloopers, and the sight wasn't very nice to explain. I ran as fast as I could to Aya and I whispered to him what happened, he widened his eyes at that. Omi came along and I also told him what happened to our stupid ought-to-be-shot Yohji and he couldn't say anything but to look very irritated by this. I guessed it's because Omi was still his boyfriend afterall...

Then suddenly, secretively, Aya punched Omi's stomach. He hissed while grabbing his stomach and fell down.

"Hey!!" I shouted.

Then Aya made this funny worried face and shouted as well, "Omi fainted!"

Twenty pairs of eyes stopped and looked back, Yohji's face suddenly turned aghast as he ran to Omi (hard to believe, right?) and held him. Birman came and she was going to lifted Omi up when she realized that Omi was heavier than she thought. So the brunette assistant looked up to Aya and he got the sign, Aya lifted Omi up and they went back to school.

Now I got it, Aya did it all in purpose so that Yohji's erection would stop. And it worked. Without anyone noticing it. Wow.

Anyway, after we got to the clinic, Birman shoo-ed all the girls out of the room as she also stepped out after winking at us a little. The door was closed and there were just the three of us left.

"Dammit Aya, next time please lessen your strength..." I demanded.

"The longer he faints, the longer we'll be able to stay here and not run. Isn't that good? Moreover, I did lessen my strength already."

"Aya!" Yohji was angry, he really was. It wasn't everyday that you had the opportunity to watch Yohji's face looking like *that*. He always smiled this teasing smile and looked 'naughty' and 'bad' and 'seducing'... in a kind of way, if you know what I mean. "What did you do that fo-"

"If you weren't getting too excited about the whole running stuff, Aya-kun wouldn't have to hit me."

Three pairs of eyes looked to the source of voice, Omi was already awake. "Thank God, Omi, I thought you were going to faint for longer than a day!" I exclaimed happily. Omi jumped off the bed and looked to Yohji angrily after he threw me a little smile for my exclamation.

"Yohji-kun, if you weren't *erecting* I wouldn't have to be punched."

Gulp. That one was from particularly Yohji and me. The little angel was mad.

I looked to Yohji, hoping and hoping that he would get us out of this awkward situation. But stupid me, it was *Yohji* that I was hoping for! It's not like he was a reliable person in anything but having sex.

"Well it's not like I can help it, I mean I'm still a bi. And although we are in a relationship but still I-"

SLAP!

With a good sound of slap, Omi stormed off the clinic with this fire burning in his eyes. Literally. Then Aya went out too after he sighed and shook his head, everybody could hear him whispered under his breath, "pitiful."

After some silence, Yohji uttered something to me.

"Do you think he still wants to sleep with me?"

"Not a chance."

"Dammit."

***

The day in school passed very slowly. After some hours of torture being in class with Yohji, Omi, and the cold aura between them that particularly scared all the nearest living objects, we were finally able to see our dormitory.

The building was 4-story high and each story had about 20 rooms. Each room had the maximum capacity of 4 people with a bathroom and big drawers. It was almost like the rooms in a 5 star hotel, it was cool, really it was.

Our room was on the second floor of the dormitory, room 142. We went in with all the stuff that we packed yesterday night and saw 4 glorious clean beds in it. I slumped over the bed that wasn't identified yet since we hadn't really chosen any bed yet. I sighed in peace, this was what it's like to relax after crazy incidents. It felt good.

"Aah... this is heaven."

"You have no idea what heaven is, heaven is when you get a girl, have her laid, and fuck her with-"

"ARGH!! Shut up!"

I almost forgot... Yohji was in the same room with me! I could NEVER have a peaceful life when he was in 3 meters radius from me, he always brought the chaotic situations that really disturbed particularly the four of us. I think he might be cursed or something...

I mean one time I was playing soccer with my soccer kids in a field, it was really fun and everything was good when suddenly Yohji came. He didn't even say hello and was just crossing the street, but then suddenly a pigeon died and hit one of my soccer kids. He cried, I panicked, and it was chaotic after that. See? Maybe one of his women was a witch and he broke her heart until she put a curse on him.

I wasn't being rational, I knew, but I really had to think of something to explain his bad luck.

"Who wants to go to the shower first?" Aya asked.

"I'll go first." Omi said as he took a towel (...it was pink...) and went off to the bathroom to have his shower. He needed that. I was going to slack off in my bed when suddenly the door was knocked. I opened the door. It was our classmates.

"Hi~! My name is Chiyo-chan~! I represent the other girls to ask you all to have a nice group bath in the nearest bathing place~ it's a little Aries tradition to welcome the newcomers in our dormitory~ what do you say~?"

I looked to the glassed girl who was smiling widely in front of me, she looked at me, we looked at each other. After a few second, my hands moved faster than my brain. They slammed the door and I took few steps off the door.


Aya moved passed me, whispering "baka" when he did that and re-opened the door. He smiled to the girls. Yohji and I froze. Aya. Was. Smiling.

"Forgive my friend, she was just feeling a little nervous due the fact that this is the first time she ever slept over in a dormitory and was living far away from her parents. Can I help you by any means?"

"Well~" she paused. I wondered. How the hell could he stand THAT tone?! She was pulling her last word as like she was the cutest girl in the world with every sentence she made! Then she continued, "I know how that feels like~ tell her that I'm sorry if I scared her~ um I was just asking you all to a bathing place~ do you care to come with us~?"

"I'm really sorry, but all just had a bath. And since this is particularly the first time to four of us, we are really tired. Maybe sometime else?"

Chiyo discussed something with her other friends and nodded after they giggled a little. "Okay~ we understand~ we won't force you~ but please come with us the next time we hold a bath group okaaay~?"

Aya just nodded with this little sickening smile on his lips, thus he was smiling but you could see the veins on his side forehead and twitches on his eyebrows. Aya was good at mimics, that was what Yohji and I came upon after seeing all this... irony.

They were going to leave when Omi opened the bathroom door. Both with his voice already came back to its true form and the towel only hung over his hips, showing the bare chests to the world. The three of us were shocked, more when he exclaimed, "Aah the shower was good!" with his *true* voice.

"Eh~?"

"AAAAH!!" I screamed and my body moved faster again as I jumped to Omi while Yohji also did. Omi gasped as the three of us collapsed to the floor, making a good sound of 'thud' as we hit the drawer with our bodies.

Aya turned violently to the girls in front of him and said, "Oh they were just having a pillow fight."

"Ooh pillow fight~! Can we join~? Can we join~? We love~ pillow fights~!"

"Um, ah, maybe you won't like to join since-"

"Yohji-kun, Ken-kun! What the hell are you two doing?! Get OFF me!!"

The situation was a mess. Aya gritted his teeth loud enough for all of us to hear, a sign of irritation. He really didn't like it when the situation was beyond his control, he liked it all planned out at first. He wasn't really good at surprises.

"Eh~? Was that a boy's voice~?"

The question made the little blonde so-called-angel to freeze with us. It didn't take long until he realized the *real* situation was.

Aya came with his brilliant brain and covered up the sight behind him so the girls couldn't look inside, he wasn't doing a good job about it though. I meant, Aya was thin for a man his age, and he could hardly cover anything with his very slim body. Thus he did manage to cover few parts of it.

"No, well it's the reason why I told you maybe it's better if you don't join them. *move up* One of them, *move right* Omi, was having a really bad flu which made she lost her voice and sounds really scary. *move left* I don't want any of you to be infected so...*move again*"

"Ah~ that's very kind of you~" she smiled as both of them stopped moving around in circles, "well~ okay then~ we'll be going~ tell your friend, Omi-chan to get well soon okay~? See you tomorrow~!" she waved bye-bye as the group went off and Aya could finally close the door.

"Ho God... more of days like these coming, I swore I'll become 4 years older..." I muttered to no one at particular.

The four of us took a deep breath and sighed in relief.

"So? I heard from one of the demons (translation: girls) that tomorrow there will be the August Affair? What's an August Affair?"

"I have no idea, I guess we just have to wait until tomorrow Yohji-kun..."

"Who's next in the shower?" Aya asked again.

"Me." I said as I took my towel and went in.

Well, we did overcome a scary dilemma successfully. Everything lunatic enough that Persia could think for us had happened, what could possibly get worse?

***

"WHAT?!"

Chiyo was surprised at the tone Yohji and I were using. "What are you all surprised for~? Isn't that fun~?"

Fun your ass! How the hell could she think that August Affair was fun?! It was meeting, dancing, and particularly 'dating' with the boys from the all-boys school, Saltz Gakuen!

"This is an opportunity to go meet a boy for your boyfriend~! I guess it wouldn't be a problem with four of you, you are all very pretty~!" She smiled broadly.

I know that this girl was trying to be nice, and she was really *nice* but dammit... if only I could scream out loud telling her and the whole damned Aries and Saltz Gakuen that I was a guy, I would die with no regrets.

But damn Persia and his comrades didn't let me die an easy way like that, hell no, he was torturing us bits by bits so that we'd die due either to unstoppable migraines or simply heart attacks. Somehow dying became such a delightful option to me.

Before I could say anything, any excuse to free myself from all these ironies, the bell rang and everybody ran as fast as they could to the English Garden Aries Gakuen had built as one of their many, many facilities. Four gloomy faces, in the other hand, tried as slow as they could to cope up with the excited girls. We finally arrived at the garden, and we joined them departing into 2 big rectangles if you saw us from above.

Few meters beside us were also 2 big rectangles of boys from the Saltz Gakuen. They looked pretty excited too. Hell yeah, one of them actually winked at *me*. I turned the other side and made a disgusted face.

The principal of Aries Gakuen came and stood on the stage they already prepared, she ahem-ed and started, "Ladies and gentlemen, as for the 12th August Affair we'll be having it in the Aries Gakuen garden as we already did in Saltz Gakuen garden last year. Finally the time that we all have waited for so long has finally come, with this given honor, I officially open the 12th August Affair! Please enjoy yourselves and have a nice day."

Loud applauses. Smiles and cheers. Four sickened lips.

Then the four big rectangles separated and literally became mass of people, chatting, dancing and doing all those party stuff. We decided to separate from each other and (FINALLY!) started our mission. Since the crowd's attention was randomized, it would be the perfect opportunity to sneak out and find the blasted bomb. Hah, guess you already forgot about it.

It's time for Omi's sneaking, he sneaked out from the crowd while the others made sure that no one was looking. He did it perfectly. Now we just had to wait until he finally got the information on where the hell did the bomb was hidden.

Meanwhile I drawn myself to the tables of food and drink and got myself a cup of coke. I was going to drink it when someone tapped my back. I turned around, it was the guy that winked at me.

"Hi."

"...Hi..." I answered, hesitantly.

He smiled at me. I observed him. The guy was about 4 cm taller than me, with this naughty kind of face and hair all gelled up neatly. I could smell his perfume from a mile away. The kind of guy that liked to play around with girls and attracted them with his gold cards or fancy cars.

"I never saw you around, are you one of the 4 newcomers?"

/Huh?/ "...yeah, how did you find out about us?"

"Oh wow, it's just liked the rumor said! You are as pretty as they gossiped about you."

"G-gossip?" Gulp. "What... gossip?"

"You didn't know? How cute! There are 4 hot new chicks in Aries, and they said that the four of you live together and shared the dorm's room together too. So, where are your friends? You are alone here?"

I almost puked at that.

"I don't know... um I think I got to-"

"Oh I'm sorry, I'm Kase. What is your name?"

K-Kase?! Dammit, same name, same attitude, same jerk, different person (thank God)... I had to get the hell out of this bastard as soon as I could or I'd be crying my heart out again! Where the hell were your teammates when you needed them the most?!

"Er, Ken. I'm Hidaka Ken..."

"That's a funny name for a pretty girl like you..."

The music suddenly started playing, you know, the kind of classical music that only Aya would listen to. "Do you want to dance?" he asked.

"Um, er, ah, no, I can't dance."

"C'mon, let me teach you." I refused again but then he said, "I insist to dance with a very pretty girl like you..." and without any formal permission from me he pulled me and drawn my body to his, pressing my hips against his. I really wanted nothing more than kill this man with my beloved bugnuk. And his perfume was really making me dizzy. I hated this man.

"You really have a nice hips... slim and sexy..." he whispered to my ear as he kissed my neck without anyone looking. My hands almost started living like they always did in crazy situation like this and slam his head to the nearest solid wall or concrete when somebody stepped in.

"Let her go." A voice chimed.

The perfume-boy and I looked to the source of voice and found a very familiar red hair and amethyst eyes. Aya. Wow, he never looked that holy before. I even could see light behind him. *twinkle twinkle*

"I said, let her go." Aya repeated dangerously.

"Oh, you must be the second person in the 4 hot new chicks!" His sickening smile grew wider and he touched Aya on his shoulder, "you are extremely beautiful..."

Aya twitched, I gulped. No one could ever do that to Aya and live.

"...but I'm with her right now." he took me and drawn me closer to him, "so maybe you should wait for your turn okay?"

God I really wanted to kill him!! He was talking as if we were already lovers, and I just met him for a few minutes! This man was possibly even more of a jerk than the Kase I knew, he was a total bastard back then but at least he wasn't a lame playboy like this.

"Leave her alone, she's mine."

The jerk ass and I froze at that.

"She's mine." Aya repeated as she pulled me off the jerk ass' hand now to Aya's side.

"A-Aya?"

"No way... you two are..."

"Yes we are lesbians."

TBC~ ^^ comments?