Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh but If I did, there would be a LAW that states that everyone must eat toast with their toes and yogert through a straw!All action is writen like this!

By the way, I own Jade and Juanii. No TOUCHY!!!!

So Weevil "underpants"finger motion" and Jade were dueling.

Skips to end of duel b/c of the mystic time warp in the fabric of the univers told you to!

Jade: (Lp1250) Yawn

Weevil: twitch twitch (Lp1000)

Juanii: coloring in a coloring book I lOOOOOOOOOVE Pink" (heh, did that come from my mouth?)

Jade: Hey Juanii?

Juanii: Yeps?

Jade: where did you get that coloring book? suspicious

Juanii: I found it! scribles aimlessly

Jade: rolls eyes riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Weevil: If you don't MIND! I would like to finish this duel this CENTURY!!!

Jade: ignoring him Juanii, really...where did that coloring book come from?

Juanii: I didn't steal it, if thats what your saying! I don't have problems! I can stop whenever I want! What coloring book? Go Away!!!

Weevil: sweatdrop

Jade: Did you forget your pills?

Juanii: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabey....

Jade: JUANII! You know how you get"

Juanii:Heheheheheee grins I like TRAINS!!!!!

Jade: WEEVIL! Is it my turn or what? Lets hurry it up! I need to help Juanii! looks over at Juanii

Juanii: Trying to put her fist in her mouth MMUFFF!!!!

Weevil: " Yes it is...FOR THE PAST 12 MINUTES!!!

Jade: I play Dark Core which allows me to put one card in the grave yard (Wing Weaver) to remove one of your monsters from play!

Weevil: O.o

Jade: Then I use Monster Reborn to bring back my wingweaver. Wing weaver attack!

Weevil: (LP0) WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! look of defeat and constipation

Jade: I won? I WON!!!!!!! WHOOT WHOOT!! happy dance that desturbes everyone around her

Juanii: has sock puppets on her hands Sock 1: You will not escape me SAMWISE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAaaa; Sock Samwise: EEP!!! runs away

Jade: leaps down from Dueling areana Juanii! Here! Your pill! takes out jumbo sized cow pill This won't take too long!

Juanii: looks oddily at the pill NOOOOOOOOOO Not the pill! Samwise! Lets run! starts to run in circles

Weevil: Still shocked from the loss

Jade: sweatdrop

this scean attracts many a person

Random Guy: Is she alright? looks at Juanii

Jade: Erm, she's fine...ish...

yugi and the gang arrive

Jou: Okey.....See Honda! I'm not the freakiest thing on the island!

Hon: -Mumbles-I beg to differ...

Jou: What was that?

Anzu: Lets not fight! Not now! Why, I should give a friendship speech right now! Deepbreath

Everyone else: NOOOOO!!!

Anzu: Freinds should be loved and respected! I will personally maim anyone I see disobeying me! Did I say maim? I meant teach them the error of their ways, and squash them like a grape! Did I say squash them like a grape? I meant hug them! And squeeze the living daylights out of them! Did I say squ----gets hit by a rouge bowling ball and is knocked out

Everyone: HAZA!!!

Yugi: I never thought that would end so quickly! I thought my ears were going to bleed!

Jou: WHAT?

Yugi:O.o I said my ears were bleeding!

Jou: WHAT?!

Yugi: I SAID MY EARS WERE BLEEDING!!!

Jou: Removes lint from ears ok, could you repeat that?

yugi: twitch twitch no

Jou: shrug

Juanii: OH IF I WERE A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP! bar of soap. OH IF I WERE A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP! bar of soap. I WOULD SLIDY SLIDY SLIDY OVER EVERYBODYS....

Jade: stuffs pill down her throat

Juanii: choke

Jade: gives her glass of water

Juanii: Gets it down

Jade: All better?

Juanii: sigh

Jade: Good!rams into weevil who is trying to escape with her star chips and rare card

Weevil: Eh?!

Jade: takes star chips and card Thank you...walks off

Everyone: O.o

Jade: Hello there!

Honda: Hi.

Jou: Hey.

Anzu: Knocked out

Yugi: Hello

Juanii: HI!!!!

Jade: I'm sorry you had to see that...pats Juanii on the head

Juanii: smiles pridfully

Yugi: Nah, it was acctualy funny. :P

Jade: Juanii should know better than to forget her pill...

Jou: Man, did you see the size of that pill?! Heh...HA...LOL

Anzu: snore LILACS!!!!

Hon: Hey look! points at some of Pegisis's "Thugs" coming this way!

Jade: I wonder what they want? looks up at the sky for no apparent reason

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END!!!! Remember, don't do drugs! And don't get Tatoos! One, b/c they probably hurt like HECK! Two, when you get old your skin sags and were your tatooo was, is now like 2 -3 in down...nuff said! If you already have, I pitty you....Good luck at the nusing home! DON'T KILL ME!!! runs and hides