A/N- Hey if you made it this far in the story than I bow down before you
because this is my first humor fic I ever made so. You're just my little
lab rats to see if I'm cut out for any of this crazy stuff. Well I would
praise you some more, but you got to read another chapter so quit reading
this already.
Passtime: Chappie 3: The Hotel clerk from...
~ 35 minutes later ~
"Hello, welcome to the Moonlight Hotel how can I help you?" Said an overly too cheery clerk to Vegeta and Goku. This Vegeta did not like.
The woman had to be in her early 30's, she too damn happy, wearing too much make-up. I mean c'mon she had on so much it looked liked a little kid had toke a crayon and drew over her face, she was also wearing too much perfume. It made Vegeta sick to his stomach.
I mean she so put much on just picture that for minute you were next to an orderly lady at church who by the way wears too much smell good perfume. I guess you can see Vegeta's situation now.
He shot a glance at Goku. But Goku didn't seem to mind. In fact it was as if he really didn't notice at all how much this stupid woman was over doing every thing: Make-up, perfume, and happiness. Boy he was praying that his daughter would never turn out that way when she got older.
"Well" Goku said breaking Vegeta's inner thoughts. "We would like to get a room." "Okay sir but would you two like a suite room or a regular room." "Excuse me ma'am I don't mean to sound rude but we want separate rooms." Said Vegeta in a surprisingly polite manner.
"Wow Vegeta that must've taken lost of practice to speak to someone like that. And we do want separate rooms? I thought we were going to share a room." "Well obviously you guessed wrong Kakarot!" "Wait a minute Vegeta wouldn't be cheaper just to share a room?" "No Kakarot I want separate rooms. As many times I slept with you I learned time after that I just can not sleep in the same room with you let alone bed." Vegeta countered.
"Excuse me I don't mean to interrupt but there are two beds per room especially for couples' sir." Now with that comment anyone one who know Vegeta well enough now that he was seriously pi$$ed with that. And it would just be a matter of seconds or minutes before he exploded.
Vegeta made a fist with both of hands that lad at his sides. His face was turning the darkest red with anger making grumbles to himself. "Uh, Vegeta you alright?" "Never better Kakarot." Vegeta barely manage to say between his teeth. Then Goku backed away from Vegeta, leaned over the counter, and whispered to the clerk that she had said the wrong thing.
"She said the wrong thing?" Said Vegeta in an I can't help but notice angry tone. "She said the wrong thing?!" he repeated in a more angered voice. "Kakarot this overly cheery dimwit just called us gay. And before you ask Kakarot she meant lesbian guy." "But I ashore you sir that..." Vegeta interrupted her.
"But sir. Lady one you just mistaken two friends yet rivals to be lesbian when for one thing I know we both don't, I repeat, do * not * get down that way. Two before you go off assuming things go get your damn facts straight. Three mind your own damn business because I know for an another fact you don't now what I mean when I'm talking to him. Four I wasn't talking to you. And last but not least five you got too much damn make up and perfume on. Now my daughter is only 13yrs old and even she knows how much make up and perfume to put on that doesn't make her look like she had a kid take a crayon and smug it all over her face or took a dip in a pool of perfume. Kami have mercy!"
By the time Vegeta was threw he had sure enough had an audience around him listening to him correct, dog, and insult the young clerk. I'm talking people walking in, out, in line, bellboys, the man or women that open the doors for you that works for the place, and the most important person the manager. By the time Vegeta finished with her she was speechless and looked like she was about to cry her little eyes out.
"I'm sorry." She whispered. "What was that?" Vegeta yelled voice just a tad bet cooled. "I said I was... I was sorry!" Then she began to cry.
"Oh give me a break with the water works." "Um Vegeta why don't we just leave." "Yes that would be an excellent choice." Said a voice from the crowd.
Then a man appeared with a tag that read Steve manager. "I see you are unhappy sir." He said to Vegeta. "No shit sherlock." " Now sir there is no need for swearing." "I can talk any way I see fit it is not my fault if you have an employee going around assuming that any two people who want to share a room that are the same sex must be lesbians and I don't appreciate that not one little bit."
"Maybe you would find it suitable to stay somewhere else than?" Said the manager. "You no what maybe I shall. It has to be a whole lot better than the shitty place called a hotel." Vegeta yelled at Goku. "Let's get the hell out of here Kakarot." Then they both turned around to leave. Once the door closed behind them people who stood and witness this amazing little dispute then said in unison, "Damn!"
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A/N- Well I declare this chapter done! Hopefully you enjoyed! Moving on to the shout out list.
Shout Out! List
I would like to shout out to...
StrawB-32123- ff.net (Thanx! I'm so glad you likey!)
I would like to thank all who reviewed. (Witch wasn't much) Oh well. If you want to be in the shout out list all you have to do is hit the review button and send me feedback. It could be good or bad. I DON"T CARE! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING! I also except emails to. Just click on my bio and you'll find my email address.
Until next chappie BYE!!!!!!
Peace~*~**~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~
There will be more coming soon. Sorry it's been a real hectic lately. Well I hope you like it and if anyone flames me just give me your email or I just be nice about it and use your flames to make some smores or something. Until next time Byeyrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Passtime: Chappie 3: The Hotel clerk from...
~ 35 minutes later ~
"Hello, welcome to the Moonlight Hotel how can I help you?" Said an overly too cheery clerk to Vegeta and Goku. This Vegeta did not like.
The woman had to be in her early 30's, she too damn happy, wearing too much make-up. I mean c'mon she had on so much it looked liked a little kid had toke a crayon and drew over her face, she was also wearing too much perfume. It made Vegeta sick to his stomach.
I mean she so put much on just picture that for minute you were next to an orderly lady at church who by the way wears too much smell good perfume. I guess you can see Vegeta's situation now.
He shot a glance at Goku. But Goku didn't seem to mind. In fact it was as if he really didn't notice at all how much this stupid woman was over doing every thing: Make-up, perfume, and happiness. Boy he was praying that his daughter would never turn out that way when she got older.
"Well" Goku said breaking Vegeta's inner thoughts. "We would like to get a room." "Okay sir but would you two like a suite room or a regular room." "Excuse me ma'am I don't mean to sound rude but we want separate rooms." Said Vegeta in a surprisingly polite manner.
"Wow Vegeta that must've taken lost of practice to speak to someone like that. And we do want separate rooms? I thought we were going to share a room." "Well obviously you guessed wrong Kakarot!" "Wait a minute Vegeta wouldn't be cheaper just to share a room?" "No Kakarot I want separate rooms. As many times I slept with you I learned time after that I just can not sleep in the same room with you let alone bed." Vegeta countered.
"Excuse me I don't mean to interrupt but there are two beds per room especially for couples' sir." Now with that comment anyone one who know Vegeta well enough now that he was seriously pi$$ed with that. And it would just be a matter of seconds or minutes before he exploded.
Vegeta made a fist with both of hands that lad at his sides. His face was turning the darkest red with anger making grumbles to himself. "Uh, Vegeta you alright?" "Never better Kakarot." Vegeta barely manage to say between his teeth. Then Goku backed away from Vegeta, leaned over the counter, and whispered to the clerk that she had said the wrong thing.
"She said the wrong thing?" Said Vegeta in an I can't help but notice angry tone. "She said the wrong thing?!" he repeated in a more angered voice. "Kakarot this overly cheery dimwit just called us gay. And before you ask Kakarot she meant lesbian guy." "But I ashore you sir that..." Vegeta interrupted her.
"But sir. Lady one you just mistaken two friends yet rivals to be lesbian when for one thing I know we both don't, I repeat, do * not * get down that way. Two before you go off assuming things go get your damn facts straight. Three mind your own damn business because I know for an another fact you don't now what I mean when I'm talking to him. Four I wasn't talking to you. And last but not least five you got too much damn make up and perfume on. Now my daughter is only 13yrs old and even she knows how much make up and perfume to put on that doesn't make her look like she had a kid take a crayon and smug it all over her face or took a dip in a pool of perfume. Kami have mercy!"
By the time Vegeta was threw he had sure enough had an audience around him listening to him correct, dog, and insult the young clerk. I'm talking people walking in, out, in line, bellboys, the man or women that open the doors for you that works for the place, and the most important person the manager. By the time Vegeta finished with her she was speechless and looked like she was about to cry her little eyes out.
"I'm sorry." She whispered. "What was that?" Vegeta yelled voice just a tad bet cooled. "I said I was... I was sorry!" Then she began to cry.
"Oh give me a break with the water works." "Um Vegeta why don't we just leave." "Yes that would be an excellent choice." Said a voice from the crowd.
Then a man appeared with a tag that read Steve manager. "I see you are unhappy sir." He said to Vegeta. "No shit sherlock." " Now sir there is no need for swearing." "I can talk any way I see fit it is not my fault if you have an employee going around assuming that any two people who want to share a room that are the same sex must be lesbians and I don't appreciate that not one little bit."
"Maybe you would find it suitable to stay somewhere else than?" Said the manager. "You no what maybe I shall. It has to be a whole lot better than the shitty place called a hotel." Vegeta yelled at Goku. "Let's get the hell out of here Kakarot." Then they both turned around to leave. Once the door closed behind them people who stood and witness this amazing little dispute then said in unison, "Damn!"
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))
A/N- Well I declare this chapter done! Hopefully you enjoyed! Moving on to the shout out list.
Shout Out! List
I would like to shout out to...
StrawB-32123- ff.net (Thanx! I'm so glad you likey!)
I would like to thank all who reviewed. (Witch wasn't much) Oh well. If you want to be in the shout out list all you have to do is hit the review button and send me feedback. It could be good or bad. I DON"T CARE! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING! I also except emails to. Just click on my bio and you'll find my email address.
Until next chappie BYE!!!!!!
Peace~*~**~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~**~**~*~*~*~
There will be more coming soon. Sorry it's been a real hectic lately. Well I hope you like it and if anyone flames me just give me your email or I just be nice about it and use your flames to make some smores or something. Until next time Byeyrrrr!!!!!!!!!