A/N- Sorry I haven't updated in a million years, but had a really bad case of writers block.

Passtime Chappie 4: Losing It

Since Vegeta and Goku couldn't find a Hotel that didn't think they were 'together' or a motel that didn't have outlines of dead bodies with a leaking ceiling and vomit mattresses, they decided and agreed upon camping out under the stars.

"Damn this has to be the most fucked up day I ever had." Vegeta grumbled. He was sitting down, leaned up against a tree, arms crossed as usual. "I'd have to agree." Goku commented as he started a small fire. Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "I only at twice today! I never ate only twice a day in my life!" Goku exclaimed.

Vegeta's mouth dropped. Here he was talking about getting kicked out his home, well technically her home, and dealing with the idiot humans of Earth and here this dumb ass come talking about some 'I know I only ate twice' BS.

To the best of his ability Vegeta tried not to say anything. But he seriously wondered how in the hell does his mate put up with him.

CC Household

"No Chi I haven't seen him or Vegeta for hours." There was a pause followed by a sob from Chichi on the other line. "Oh Bulma! I need my Goku back. I'm still angry about earlier, but I wouldn't hurt him if he just came home now." Chichi whined.

"Whoa calm down Chi." "How can I::sniff:: Everytime my husband leaves it's because for training or he's off saving the world, but this time it's because I scared him off." Chichi sobbed. "I'M A BAD WIFE!!" Chichi complained.

Bulma held the phone arms length away from her ears as her friend cried off her pain. For the next hour and a half Bulma was talking sweet, reassuring words to Chichi so she could calm down. When she finally hung up with Chi she walked over to the window and looked up into the night's sky.

'Goku, Vegeta...I hope you guys are alright.' Bulma thought. Then suddenly a thought came into her head. 'Hey wait a minute! What am I worried for? I mean this is Goku and Vegeta I'm thinking about. They can survive. I mean Goku been living like Tarzan since before I meet him and only Kami knows how the fuck Vegeta managed during his youth.' Bulma thought as she rolled her eyes and turned to go up stares and take a nice warm bubble bath.

Forrest

'God damn woman better be lucky that sayians are natural wilderness survivors otherwise I would wring her neck right about know.' Vegeta thought bitterly as he swatted at a bug before taking off his top to bath in the icy cold river.

"Hey don't dirty up all the water. Remember we still need to drink that." Goku said from his spot by the campfire.

"Oh shut up Kakarot and keep stirring the soup already." Vegeta snapped. 'Of all the dumb idiots in all the universes you had to stick me with the damn KING of idiots.' Vegeta thought as he looked up at the sky. For a minute he was starting to think that somebody up there didn't like him.

Manly the green toads up there since he was always talking smack about them.

Vegeta quickly rinsed his body and used his energy to dry himself off. He threw back on his pants and just as he was going to take a little snooze under a tree until the food was ready Goku sent him on the fun filled adventure of getting the fish to go with the soup.

"Stupid baka thinking he can boss me around whenever the fucking hell he wants to. I'll have him know that I'm the damn Prince of Sayians around here so if there should be anyone bossing anyone around it should be me." Vegeta ranted under his breathe as he walked over to the lake a little ways deep into the forest still complaining all the way about how he just cleaned himself and now he has to get all dirty again and blah, blah, blah.

Vegeta stopped at the foot of the lake and looked into the mucky looking water. "You've got to be kidding me." Vegeta mumbled distastefully as he looked at the water. 'Stop being such a girl and go in already.' Vegeta thought to himself.

"Vegeta hurry with the fish the soups almost ready!" Goku shouted from the campsite. "Shut-up Kakarot and don't rush me!" Vegeta yelled back.

Son House

Chichi sat at the kitchen table drumming her fingers against the wood. She sighed as she looked at the clock. 10:15 PM. She sighed again.

Goku had never missed a meal in his LIFE that she was aware of that she cooks. And yet her she sat with leftovers sitting on the table getting colder and colder with each minute that passed her by. And each minute and hour reminded her of how she had to wait seemed centuries for her husband to come back.

'So if he leaves this time I know why.' She thought sadly. "But he better not leave damnit. I mean I cook for him, I clean for him, I give him a clean house, warm bed, delicious food to eat, fresh clothes and all my heart! Shot! I said my vows to him in front an entire kingdom I barely even knew who all lived there." Chichi said to herself as she began to cut the loaf bread she had baked that night.

Weirdly enough relief seemed to embarrass her as she cut the loaf and soon she was cutting it harder and faster to the point the sounds of chopped bread could heard a distance away.

Gohan, who was coming by to visit, ran into the kitchen and grab his mother's wrist stopping her from nearly cutting her hand.

"Mom what's going on?" "Huh?" Chichi asked confused as she looked up at her eldest son confused. "Mom you're killing the bread and chop board." Gohan answered as he pointed at the thing strips of bread and thin strips of the cutting board underneath the bread.

"Oh no! I didn't know I was cutting that hard! And that was my good cutting board!" Chichi whined as she dropped the knife and stared at her mess.

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A/N- Whoa. I'd hate to be the bread or chopping board right now wouldn't you?

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