Karma: Just a little
warning: I don't like Riley very much, so he appears stupid in my
stories. If you like Riley, I'm sorry, but maybe this isn't a
good story for you. To those, who are staying, sorry this chapter
took so long to get out... Please keep reading and reviewing and
hopefully I'll get the next chapter out a lot
faster.
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"Riley,
what are you doing here?" Dawn asked the ex-commando nervously.
She knew very well why he was in the shop. She was hoping to
distract him from seeing the six animals who not even a few hours ago
were people or close enough to people.
Riley laughed at
Dawn's nervousness. "Buffy told me to meet her here for patrol."
He paused. "Where is she?" Before Dawn could respond, Riley
noticed Angel. "What are you doing here?" He snarled more than
asked the souled vampire.
Dawn watched nervously as Angel
opened his mouth to respond to Riley's question. Afraid of his
response, Dawn responded for him. "Spike called him and asked him
to come. Spike needed him here for some vampy thing." Dawn
responded, lying like crazy, but ironically not knowing that she was
actually telling Riley the truth.
Trying hard not to show
his surprise at Dawn's answer, Angel nodded slowly. "Spike may
be annoying, but he's still family, and family means everything to
me."
"Right." Riley said, obviously not believing
either one of them. "Where's Buffy?"
"She's not
here, why don't you leave and I'll have her call you." Dawn
said quickly as she practically pushed Riley out the front door.
"Dawn." Riley began in protest, but Dawn had already
closed and locked the front door.
Dawn sighed and sat down
on the floor. "That was close. I'm just glad he was dumb enough
to not notice the animals."
"Wait, you mean he's always
like that?" Angel asked dumbfounded.
"Most of the
time." Dawn said casually.
"Why does she even date him?"
Angel asked jealously.
Dawn looked at the vampire. "Because
you're not around any more."
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"Xander,
what in the hell were you thinking?" Tiger Willow growled at
Xander.
"It was just Spike. Why do you care so much about
Captain Peroxide?" He growled back.
"I just do!"
Willow screamed at her best friend. Frustrated, she turned away and
stalked off to make sure Spike was all right.
Xander growled
to himself and looked around at the other animals. Surprisingly
enough, turning into an animal didn't bother him in the slightest.
His eyes landed on a small bunny. 'Shit.' Shaking his head, he
wandered over to the sleeping rabbit.
"Ahn, honey, wake up."
Xander begged nervously.
Anya opened her eyes to white
salivating teeth. "Don't eat me!" She shrieked as she jumped
up.
"Ahn, honey, relax. It's just me." Xander said in
what he hoped what a soothing tone.
"Please, I never cursed
dogs. Don't eat me!" Anya begged.
"Anya." Xander
said in a somewhat annoyed tone.
Finally, the voice registered
with Anya. "Xander?" She asked in surprise. "You're a
dog." She stated. Xander blinked, causing Anya to begin to feel
nervous. "I'm not a dog am I?" Again, Xander closed his eyes.
"What?" Anya asked anxiously.
Quietly, Xander padded
over to Anya's pants and with his teeth, pulled out a small
compact. Anya watched half-amused as he padded back over to her and
with his teeth opened the compact and set it before her. Anya's
eyes widened as a bunny looked back at her.
"Why am I
looking at a bunny?" Anya asked jumpily.
Xander closed his
eyes. "Because you are a bunny."
Anya's eyes widened
and she began to hyperventilate. "Get it out of me! Or get me out
of it! I don't want to be a bunny. Get it away! Far far
away!"
Xander opened his eyes and looked at his girlfriend.
"Ahn, honey, we'll figure out how to undo this."
"Willow
did it. She's a witch. She can undo it. Where is she?" Anya
looked around and her eyes widened even further when all she saw
where animals. "All of us?" She breathed.
"Not all
of us." Xander amended. "Dead Boy and Dawn aren't animals."
Anya nodded and looked over at the now awake Giles and Buffy.
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Buffy sighed happily and began to
stretch the kink out of her back. It was the type of stretch you do
when you wake up from a good dream. Well, it would have been that
type of stretch if she was a human, but in her current state, it was
the sort of stretch cats do when they wake up. However, Buffy wasn't
aware at all of her current predicament. She was still in a
dream-induced haze and as she stretched, she replayed the dream she
had just had. It was an Angel dream. One she hadn't had since he
left town. Suddenly, she slipped out of her daze as she saw Angel.
Smiling, she began to pad over to him when she realized what she was
doing. Crawling. And it also registered with her that she had been
asleep on the ground of the Magic Box. She stopped mid-step and
looked around the shop. Bunny. Dog. Kitten. Tiger. Owl.
"Willow!" She yelled angrily. "What happened?"
"I'm
not sure." The tiger answered sheepishly.
Buffy's eyes
widened at the realization that Willow was the tiger, but her
surprise couldn't override her anger. "What do you mean you're
not sure?" She practically yelled.
"Bloody 'ell,
Slayer. Leave Red alone. It was an accident." The kitten
said.
Suddenly, uncontrollable laughter over took Buffy and
she found herself on the floor. "Oh... my... God... Spike...
You're... A... kitten..." She finally choked out.
"You
don't bloody well say." Spike replied darkly.
Buffy,
however, didn't respond. She was again over taken by the ironic
humor of her favorite enemy being turned into a kitten- the very
essence of innocence. As she laughed, she was well aware of kitten
Spike's mumblings of: 'Bloody 'ell'; 'sodding bitch'; and 'when I get
this chip out,' but then they where all replaced by Willow's constant
murmurings of 'Calm down, baby.' But Buffy was too consumed by her
laughter to even give this mutterings a second thought.
"Are
you quite done, now?" Giles asked after a few moments. Buffy
stopped laughing and listened to her owl shaped watcher. "Although
I'm sure we all find Spike's predicament-" He paused as he
searched for the right word and tried to hide his own snicker.
"amusing. We need to work together to find a way to turn
ourselves back."
"We could always use Peaches'
idea." Spike said dryly. Suddenly Spike was aware of the fact
that five pairs of animal eyes were now upon him. "What?"
He asked looking around.
"What are you talking about,
Fangless?" Xander asked, still annoyed with the blonde.
"The
idea that Peaches has been explaining for the last five minutes."
He explained exasperated.
"Spike, he's not saying
anything." Buffy said, finally understanding what a hundred
years of Drusilla could do to some one.
"You can't hear
him?" Spike asked surprised. At four negative responses, he
turned to face Willow. "Can you?"
Willow nodded
slowly. "A little bit, but it doesn't make much sense."
They
were completely unaware of the other four animals staring at them,
until Spike began to argue aloud with something no one could hear.
"Well, you could have bloody well told me!" He said
exasperated. "You're making me look bleeding insane." He
paused. "Very funny, mate." He was completely unaware of
the spectacle he was making.
"He's talking to Angel I
think..." Willow said trying to vouch for Spike's sanity.
"A
sire/childe telepathic link. Interesting." Giles said
fascinated.
Suddenly, Spike's attention was with them once
again. "Peaches says that we need to figure out why we were
turned into the animals we were. Once we figure it out, we should be
turned back." Everyone nodded except Buffy and Anya. "What?"
He asked frustrated.
"Don't call Angel that." Buffy
told him.
Spike shook his head, and looked at Anya. "Yes,
demon girl?"
"Why do you call him Peaches?" She
asked anxiously.
"Anya!" Xander interjected even
though he too was interested.
"Well, there was this time
in Romania when-" Spike began only to be cut off by a growl from
Willow and a flying bottle of holy water from Angel. 'I'll tell you
later.' He mouthed to Anya who nodded hastily.
"Shall we
begin then?" Giles asked in a somewhat bored tone.
"Yeah,
Giles," Buffy said as she glared at Spike. "We're
ready."
"Very well then." Giles said relieved.
"Who wants to start?"
"Me." Anya said
wanting very much to find herself far away from
bunnies.
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TBC and hopefully much
sooner than this chappie was. Sorry about that again... Inspire me!
R&R please!
Karma
