How Harry Lived
AN:
HI!
You wanted another one...
SO... I had to change the title of the story, and the summary...
All well...
I don't own Harry Potter and company, but I have plenty more of these in my head...
grins evilly
"Welcome to..." the host started to say while the camera still showed black.
"You already used that one Sirius," Lily reminded him as the picture came into view.
"Come on, just because you're dead doesn't mean your imagination has to be as well," James complained.
"Well Sorry! I just happen to like that beginning," Sirius defended himself.
"It gets old," James said.
"Fast," Lily added. "Anyway, we have another story to tell in case you can't remember."
"Oh yeah... Poor Harry, he'll never live this one down," Sirius snickered.
"Why do the big bosses want us to tell this story?" James asked.
"Because they are insane... especially that one that chases people with frying pans..." Lily explained.
Breetanya pops in, waves cheerfully, and pops back out.
"That one is definitely crazy," James said shaking his head.
"ANYWAY, we have to explain how Harry survived the killing curse," Lily reminded them.
"Dumbledore lied! Dumbledore lied!" Sirius exclaimed dancing.
"That one is definitely crazy," James repeated still shaking his head.
"HEY! I'm not as crazy as frying-pan lady!" Sirius defended himself.
"Of course you aren't Sirius. Back to the story we're supposed to be telling," Lily said patting Sirius's shoulder.
"It isn't that much of a story," James admitted.
"No, but its funny as heck," Sirius said grinning.
"Oh really, should I get your baby pictures out?" Lily asked innocently.
"Okay, maybe its not that funny," Sirius said, his grin quickly being wiped off of his face.
"Sure it is, you would have been able to survive the killing curse as well Padfoot!" James exclaimed cheerfully.
"IT WOULD NOT REFLECT OFF OF MY FOREHEAD LIKE IT DID WITH HARRY'S SHINEY FOREHEAD!" Sirius yelled in his defense.
"Well, that's what we were supposed to tell," Lily said grinning.
Sirius realized what he had just said and muttered, "Damn... I wanted to milk this thing for as much as it was worth!"
"You know you can't resist defending yourself," James said.
"Yes I can..." Sirius grumbled.
"Really, what about that time in Gryffindor Tower when you were caught with Lisa..." Lily reminded the dog animagus.
"When you were going out with Jane?" James added cheerfully.
"I wasn't doing anything honest!!!" Sirius exclaimed.
"You said your part, now rap it up," said a Voice From Above.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO INTERUPT OUR FUN AND NOT ALLOW US TO TALK ABOUT VOLDIE'S BEDWETTING PROBLEM!" Sirius asked looking up yet seeing nothing.
Breetanya pops in, waves, and pops back out
The Voice From Above sighed and said, "I'm controlled by her. "
"Ah..." Sirius, James, and Lily said nodding in understanding.
AN: oh yeah, I'm stupid...
This is what happens when I eat too much sugar...
Gotta love sugar!
Please review!
AN:
HI!
You wanted another one...
SO... I had to change the title of the story, and the summary...
All well...
I don't own Harry Potter and company, but I have plenty more of these in my head...
grins evilly
"Welcome to..." the host started to say while the camera still showed black.
"You already used that one Sirius," Lily reminded him as the picture came into view.
"Come on, just because you're dead doesn't mean your imagination has to be as well," James complained.
"Well Sorry! I just happen to like that beginning," Sirius defended himself.
"It gets old," James said.
"Fast," Lily added. "Anyway, we have another story to tell in case you can't remember."
"Oh yeah... Poor Harry, he'll never live this one down," Sirius snickered.
"Why do the big bosses want us to tell this story?" James asked.
"Because they are insane... especially that one that chases people with frying pans..." Lily explained.
Breetanya pops in, waves cheerfully, and pops back out.
"That one is definitely crazy," James said shaking his head.
"ANYWAY, we have to explain how Harry survived the killing curse," Lily reminded them.
"Dumbledore lied! Dumbledore lied!" Sirius exclaimed dancing.
"That one is definitely crazy," James repeated still shaking his head.
"HEY! I'm not as crazy as frying-pan lady!" Sirius defended himself.
"Of course you aren't Sirius. Back to the story we're supposed to be telling," Lily said patting Sirius's shoulder.
"It isn't that much of a story," James admitted.
"No, but its funny as heck," Sirius said grinning.
"Oh really, should I get your baby pictures out?" Lily asked innocently.
"Okay, maybe its not that funny," Sirius said, his grin quickly being wiped off of his face.
"Sure it is, you would have been able to survive the killing curse as well Padfoot!" James exclaimed cheerfully.
"IT WOULD NOT REFLECT OFF OF MY FOREHEAD LIKE IT DID WITH HARRY'S SHINEY FOREHEAD!" Sirius yelled in his defense.
"Well, that's what we were supposed to tell," Lily said grinning.
Sirius realized what he had just said and muttered, "Damn... I wanted to milk this thing for as much as it was worth!"
"You know you can't resist defending yourself," James said.
"Yes I can..." Sirius grumbled.
"Really, what about that time in Gryffindor Tower when you were caught with Lisa..." Lily reminded the dog animagus.
"When you were going out with Jane?" James added cheerfully.
"I wasn't doing anything honest!!!" Sirius exclaimed.
"You said your part, now rap it up," said a Voice From Above.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO INTERUPT OUR FUN AND NOT ALLOW US TO TALK ABOUT VOLDIE'S BEDWETTING PROBLEM!" Sirius asked looking up yet seeing nothing.
Breetanya pops in, waves, and pops back out
The Voice From Above sighed and said, "I'm controlled by her. "
"Ah..." Sirius, James, and Lily said nodding in understanding.
AN: oh yeah, I'm stupid...
This is what happens when I eat too much sugar...
Gotta love sugar!
Please review!