To The Museum of Radioactive Spiders and Telescopies...
[Limo pulls up in front of the school with Harry and Mr. Malfoy in it.]
[Harry] But I dont wanna go to school!!!
[Mr. Malfoy slaps Harry] Shut up! You hafta go to this public school because you're too stupid to go to a private school! FLUNKY!
[Harry] WAAAAAAAAAA! IM SO ASHAMED!
[Malfoy] Dont be ashamed of who you are.
[Harry] *In a cheerful voice* Okay! *Gets out of car* Ron!!!
[Ron] Hey, Harry!
*Dracochik is whispering frantically with Mr. Malfoy.*
[Mr. Malfoy] FIIIINE!
[Dracochik] Read whats on your card.
[Mr. Malfoy] It says, "You forgot your backpack Harry. I, being the wonderful father that i am, will give it to you now." Oh GOD I hate being his father.
[Dracochik] Too bad.
[Harry] I forgot my backpack! I feel so ashamed! WAAAAAAAAA!
[Mr. Malfoy] Dont be ashamed of who you are....SO! You must be Ron. Harry tells me you're quite a science-whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
[Dracochik] BULL!!
[Mr. Malfoy] HEY! IM JUST READING THE CARD!
[Dracochik] Of course Mr. Elf. Continue.
[Mr. Malfoy] I want to adopt you, Ron.
[Harry] I KNEW IT! YOU NEVER LOVED ME! WE'RE THROUGH!
[Ron] Um...Thats ok Mr. Malfoy....I already have a horrible aunt and uncle.
[Harry] WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Mr. Malfoy ignores Harry and walks away.*
[Dracochik] Field trip!
[Ron and Harry] What?
[Dracochik] Field trip! You've just missed the bus to the museam with radioactive spiders!
[Ron] *sighs in relief* good...I hate spiders.
[Dracochik] Oh just because you missed the bus, doesnt mean we arent going.
[Ron] But I dont wanna go!
[Dracochik] *takes out anvil*
[Ron] I would love to go!
[Dracochik] Thats better.
[Harry] So how are we getting there?
[Dracochik] *Is somehow now dressed in a Gandolf costume with a big pointy hat that falls and covers her head and baggy robes and fake santa beard, and is holding up a staff thingy.* We shall go on a mission...Quest...thing! Hurry young haflings! *Pokes Harry and Ron with the staff*
[Ron] Ouch! That hurts!
[Dracochik] *Takes out anvil* Would you rather I use this?
[Ron] No.
[Dracochik] *begins poking him with the staff again.* I've always wanted to ride in the Black Pearl.
[Harry] The what?
[Dracochik] The Black Pearl! DUH! Havent you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?? Its a black ship with black sails with a dark crew led by a Captain so evil that Hell itself spat him back out.
[Ron] That sounds scary!
[Dracochik] And we're going to ride it to the museum!
[Harry] *In a high-pitched girly voice* Why?? Im scared!
[Dracochik] Because I love Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom more than life itself!
[Harry] Who??
[Dracochik] Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner...Here we come!
[On the Black Pearl]
[Jack Sparrow] Yo ho ho! A pirate's life for me!!!!
[Will Turner] SHUT UP! STOP SINGING THAT SONG! ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
[Dracochik] This is the song that never eeeeeeeeends! And it goes on and on my frieeeeeeeends!
[Will] NOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
[Dracochik] Ok, my love!
[Jack] Oy! Who are you, sailor?
[Dracochik] *Is suddenly now dressed in a formal ballgown like the chick in Pirates of the Caribbean*
[Will] UGH! SHES A FAN GIRL! HIDE MEEEEE!
[Dracochik] MY LOVE! I HAVE LIKE 50 PICTURES OF YOU IN MY LOCKER AT SCHOOL AND LIKE A BILLION IN MY ROOM! (A/N: Really...I do.) DONT RUN AWAY! *chases after Will*
[Jack] ooooooooooooook....
[Ron] Oooooooooo...what is this? *holds up a glass of rum*
[Jack] Thats rum, sailor! Have a drink!
[Harry] *Is runned over by Will who is still running away from Dracochik.*
[Dracochik] *stops and is breathing heavily* GOD HE RUNS FAST!
[Ron and Jack] Yo ho ho! Yo ho ho! A pirates life for me! *waves their bottles of rum around.*
[Will] *Yells from a distance* WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!?!
[Dracochik] We must sail to the museum with radioactive spiders and telescopes!
[Will] IF WE TAKE YOU THERE WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
[Dracochik] Of course!
[Will] *calms down* Great.
[Dracochik] I'll just go bother Legolas then!
[Will] *Groans*
[Jack] *In a drunk voice* Alrighty sailors! TO THE MUSEUM OF RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS AND TELYSCOPIES....
[They somehow by mysteries unknown arrive at the Museum]
[Dracochik] THANKS WILL! I LOVE YOU!
[Will] *covers his ears* Im not listening! Im not listening!
[Jack] Thanks for having rum with me, sailor Ron!
[Ron] Lets do it again sometime!
*The Black Pearl flys away*
[Dracochik] Okay, heres the deal. In the movie spiderman, Peter Parker makes some smart comments about telescopes and spiders and then takes pictures of Mary Jane Watson. So Ron...you know what you must do now.
[Ron] but I dont have anything smart to say! And I dont own a camera!
[Dracochik] Dont worry! I've already covered it!
[In Colin Creevey's house]
[Colin] WHERES MY CAMERA?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO STALK HARRY NOW?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MUAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW IM EVIL! Hope you all like the new chapter! Oh the next one is gonna be good....*Laughs evilly*
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[Limo pulls up in front of the school with Harry and Mr. Malfoy in it.]
[Harry] But I dont wanna go to school!!!
[Mr. Malfoy slaps Harry] Shut up! You hafta go to this public school because you're too stupid to go to a private school! FLUNKY!
[Harry] WAAAAAAAAAA! IM SO ASHAMED!
[Malfoy] Dont be ashamed of who you are.
[Harry] *In a cheerful voice* Okay! *Gets out of car* Ron!!!
[Ron] Hey, Harry!
*Dracochik is whispering frantically with Mr. Malfoy.*
[Mr. Malfoy] FIIIINE!
[Dracochik] Read whats on your card.
[Mr. Malfoy] It says, "You forgot your backpack Harry. I, being the wonderful father that i am, will give it to you now." Oh GOD I hate being his father.
[Dracochik] Too bad.
[Harry] I forgot my backpack! I feel so ashamed! WAAAAAAAAA!
[Mr. Malfoy] Dont be ashamed of who you are....SO! You must be Ron. Harry tells me you're quite a science-whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
[Dracochik] BULL!!
[Mr. Malfoy] HEY! IM JUST READING THE CARD!
[Dracochik] Of course Mr. Elf. Continue.
[Mr. Malfoy] I want to adopt you, Ron.
[Harry] I KNEW IT! YOU NEVER LOVED ME! WE'RE THROUGH!
[Ron] Um...Thats ok Mr. Malfoy....I already have a horrible aunt and uncle.
[Harry] WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Mr. Malfoy ignores Harry and walks away.*
[Dracochik] Field trip!
[Ron and Harry] What?
[Dracochik] Field trip! You've just missed the bus to the museam with radioactive spiders!
[Ron] *sighs in relief* good...I hate spiders.
[Dracochik] Oh just because you missed the bus, doesnt mean we arent going.
[Ron] But I dont wanna go!
[Dracochik] *takes out anvil*
[Ron] I would love to go!
[Dracochik] Thats better.
[Harry] So how are we getting there?
[Dracochik] *Is somehow now dressed in a Gandolf costume with a big pointy hat that falls and covers her head and baggy robes and fake santa beard, and is holding up a staff thingy.* We shall go on a mission...Quest...thing! Hurry young haflings! *Pokes Harry and Ron with the staff*
[Ron] Ouch! That hurts!
[Dracochik] *Takes out anvil* Would you rather I use this?
[Ron] No.
[Dracochik] *begins poking him with the staff again.* I've always wanted to ride in the Black Pearl.
[Harry] The what?
[Dracochik] The Black Pearl! DUH! Havent you seen Pirates of the Caribbean?? Its a black ship with black sails with a dark crew led by a Captain so evil that Hell itself spat him back out.
[Ron] That sounds scary!
[Dracochik] And we're going to ride it to the museum!
[Harry] *In a high-pitched girly voice* Why?? Im scared!
[Dracochik] Because I love Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom more than life itself!
[Harry] Who??
[Dracochik] Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner...Here we come!
[On the Black Pearl]
[Jack Sparrow] Yo ho ho! A pirate's life for me!!!!
[Will Turner] SHUT UP! STOP SINGING THAT SONG! ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
[Dracochik] This is the song that never eeeeeeeeends! And it goes on and on my frieeeeeeeends!
[Will] NOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!
[Dracochik] Ok, my love!
[Jack] Oy! Who are you, sailor?
[Dracochik] *Is suddenly now dressed in a formal ballgown like the chick in Pirates of the Caribbean*
[Will] UGH! SHES A FAN GIRL! HIDE MEEEEE!
[Dracochik] MY LOVE! I HAVE LIKE 50 PICTURES OF YOU IN MY LOCKER AT SCHOOL AND LIKE A BILLION IN MY ROOM! (A/N: Really...I do.) DONT RUN AWAY! *chases after Will*
[Jack] ooooooooooooook....
[Ron] Oooooooooo...what is this? *holds up a glass of rum*
[Jack] Thats rum, sailor! Have a drink!
[Harry] *Is runned over by Will who is still running away from Dracochik.*
[Dracochik] *stops and is breathing heavily* GOD HE RUNS FAST!
[Ron and Jack] Yo ho ho! Yo ho ho! A pirates life for me! *waves their bottles of rum around.*
[Will] *Yells from a distance* WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?!?!
[Dracochik] We must sail to the museum with radioactive spiders and telescopes!
[Will] IF WE TAKE YOU THERE WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
[Dracochik] Of course!
[Will] *calms down* Great.
[Dracochik] I'll just go bother Legolas then!
[Will] *Groans*
[Jack] *In a drunk voice* Alrighty sailors! TO THE MUSEUM OF RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS AND TELYSCOPIES....
[They somehow by mysteries unknown arrive at the Museum]
[Dracochik] THANKS WILL! I LOVE YOU!
[Will] *covers his ears* Im not listening! Im not listening!
[Jack] Thanks for having rum with me, sailor Ron!
[Ron] Lets do it again sometime!
*The Black Pearl flys away*
[Dracochik] Okay, heres the deal. In the movie spiderman, Peter Parker makes some smart comments about telescopes and spiders and then takes pictures of Mary Jane Watson. So Ron...you know what you must do now.
[Ron] but I dont have anything smart to say! And I dont own a camera!
[Dracochik] Dont worry! I've already covered it!
[In Colin Creevey's house]
[Colin] WHERES MY CAMERA?!?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO STALK HARRY NOW?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MUAHAHAHAHA! I KNOW IM EVIL! Hope you all like the new chapter! Oh the next one is gonna be good....*Laughs evilly*
...:::[-=DrAcOcHiK=-]:::...