[Ron] You stole Colin's camera? How is he suppose to stalk Harry now?!

[Harry] You make that sound like its a bad thing.

[Dracochik] *turns around and gasps* HEY! WHERE DID THE MUSEUM OF RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS AND TELESCOPIES GO?!?!

[Ron] *starts skipping around in circles* IM FREE! IM FREE!!

[Dracochik] Oh no you're not. You're not free until this story ends.

[Ron] WHAT?! WHEN WILL THAT BE?!?!

[Harry] This is the story that never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeends and it goes on and on my frieeeeeends!

[Ron] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Draochick] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *Is out of the ballgown and is now in a batman costume* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ron and Harry] *Keeps mouth closed because if they dont Dracochik might do something horrible to them*

[Dracochik] Theres only one thing to do now! We need to find the Museum of Radioactive Spiders and telescopies.

[Ron] *whines like a little girl* do we hafta?

[Dracochik] *in a mother-like voice* Dont you take that tone with me young man!

[Ron] I CAN IF I WANT!

[Dracochik] *gasps* YOU'RE GROUNDED!

[Ron] YOU'RE THE WORST BAT-MOM EVER!

[Dracochik] Starts sobbing on her cape.

[Harry] *goes over to Dracochik and pats her on the back* sssssssshhhh...its ok...dont cry...hes doesnt deserve you as a mother...*glares at Ron*

[Ron] Shes not my mom anyway!

[Dracochik] *gasps once again and hits Ron with an anvil*

[Ron] CHILD ABUSE!

[Harry] I'll call 911! *starts dialing random numbers on a cell phone.*

[Person on Phone] Hello, Pizza Hut.

[Harry] I want 495873945 pizzas.

[Pizza Hut man] Sorry, we cant give you that many pizzas.

[Harry] WHY NOT?!?!?!

[Pizza Hut man] We don't have enough cheese.

[Harry] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Dracochik] Whats wrong?

[Harry] MOMMY! THIS MAN ON THE PHONE IS BEING MEAN TO ME!

[Dracochik] *grabs the phone* And why are you being mean to my son?

[Pizza Hut man] I'm sorry miss, but he wanted 495873945 pizzas. We don't have enough cheese for that.

[Dracochik] YOU ARE SO GROUNDED MR. PIZZA HUT MAN!

[Pizza Hut man] Oh mom, I'm so sorry!

[Dracochik] EXCUSES! *hangs up the phone*

[Ron] Quit the mom/batman act. We need to find the Museum with Radioactive spiders and telescopies!

[Dracochik] You actually wanna go there now?

[Ron] No.

[Dracochik] Oh well, we really do need to find the Museum now, and I know exactly who will lead us there.

[Harry] Who?

[Dracochik] Smeagol!

[Smeagol] Hurry Hobbits! Smeagol has come to help you.

[Ron] What the heck...Im no hobbit!

[Harry] Hobbit? Never heard of a hobbit before. Sounds like orc mischief to me!

[Smeagol] ORCS?!?! AAAAAH! *curles up into a ball and rocks back and forth*

[Dracochik] No...no orcs here. Just take us to the Museum please.

[Smeagol] I know a way through the marshes...orcs dont use it...orcs dont know it...

[Ron] Nooo! Dont trust it! It might kill us!!

[Dracochik] No he wont! Hes adorable!

[Harry] *walks over to Smeagol and pats him on the head* AAAW! YOU'RE SO CUTE!

[Smeagol] Cute?! Whats cute, precious?!

[Ron] IM CUTE TOO! IM THE STAR OF THIS STORY! I DEMAND TO BE CALLED CUTE NOW!

[Dracochik] You may be the star, but im the author and the official loon of this story.

[Harry] HEY! IM THE STAR! THIS IS A HARRY POTTER FAN FIC!

[Dracochik] Oh shut up, you wanted to be left alone. Now lets get going, Smeagol. Draco is at the Museum and I must give him his chapter kiss.

[Ron] Chapter kiss?

[Dracochik] Every Chapter from now on, I shall give my darling a kiss.

[Smeagol] *mumbles to himself* They took the precious...those theives...*gollum...gollum...*

[Dracochik] Excuse me? Did you say something, Smeagol?

[Smeagol] No Hobbits! Follow quickly! Through the marshes we go, quick as shadows we must be...

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A/N: okay, next time for real, they'll find the museum! Promise!!!

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