[Gollum] Hurry hobbits!

[Ron] I'm not a hobbit.

[Gollum] Stupid, fat hobbit!

[Ron] I'm NOT a hobbit!

[Dracochik] I see all, I know all...

[Harry] You're a psychic? DUDE!

[Dracochik] I can see your every thought...

[Harry] Then what am I thinking?

[Dracochik] You're thinking about ents......NAKED!

[Harry] WHAT?!?!?!........how did you know that?

[Dracochik] I see all, I know all...

[Ron] GOLLUM IS TRYING TO BITE MY FINGER OFF!!!!

[Dracochik] *throws a muffin at Gollum's head*

[Gollum] *gets hit in the head with a muffin* IT BURNS! IT FREEZES!! NASTY ELVES BAKED IT!!! *falls into the water*

[Dracochik] he followed the lights...

[Ron] There are dead things! Dead faces in the water!!

[Dracochik] *screams and tackles Ron* DONT FOLLOW THE LIGHTS!!

[Ron] I WASNT!

[Harry] SHUT UP YOU TWO!! Gollum is dead now so we hafta find our own way through the marshes!

[Dracochik] I know the perfect substitute!

[Kreacher] *pops out of nowhere*

[Dracochik] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

[Harry] My house elf! Or my soon-to-be house elf!

[Kreacher] What does Kreacher's new mistress want?

[Dracochik] lead us through the marshes...NOW!

[Kreacher] *leads them through the marshes*

[1485714395 hours later...]

[Harry] I see the museum!!

[Kreacher] Kreacher is happy to have served his mistress! *mumbles under his breath* Although shes an ungrateful, muffin-throwing, tormenting author who deserves to die in a freak microwave accident!

[Dracochik] Tormenting? MUFFIN-THROWING?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU A FREAK MICROWAVE ACCIDENT! *shoves Kreacher in a microwave and watches him spin around in the heat until he explodes*

[Harry] You barbarian!

[Dracochik] *laughs like a maniac*

[Ron] Can we PWEASE go into the museam now?

[Dracochik] Okay, heres your new camera.

[At Colin Creevey's house which is now burnt down to ashes]

[Colin] *shakes his brother, Dennis* WHERES MY CAMERA?!?!

[Dennis] S-some c-c-crazy draco fan t-t-took it!!

[Colin] GGGRRRR...

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[Dracochik, Ron, and Harry walk into the museum]

[Dracochik] Here's the card with all the smart crap you can say while we're in here.

[Ron]*takes the card* 'This is the most advanced electron microscope on the eastern seaboard.'

[Harry] EEEEW YOU GEEK! What makes you think I WANT to know THAT???!!!

[Everyone] *steps away from Ron*

[Ron] *continues reading card* 'Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. Its a defense mechanism.'

[Harry] *steals card from Ron* I'm gonna read these facts to Hermoine so she can fall for me instead of my best friend!

[Neville] *looks into the BIIIG microscope* I see dead people...

[Dracochik] *moves microscope in direction of the sun*

[Neville] ooooh...the brightness...my eye...MY EYE!!! IT BURNS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs into a stack of waffles*

[Dracochik] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Hermoine] eeeeeeeeeeeew! Spiders are weird!

[Harry] I know, I hate the little things.

[Hermoine] I love them!

[Harry] me too.

[Hermoine] You just said you hate them!

[Harry] No I didnt.

[Hermoine] Okay! *head bands while humming the Harry Potter theme song*

[Harry] You know...*reads card* 'Spiders change colors to blend into their environment. Its a defense mechanism.'

[Ron] HEY! THOSE ARE MY PICK-UP LINES!

[Harry] *ignores Ron* 'This is the most advanced electron microscope on the eastern seaboard.'

[Neville] MY EYE! *runs into Harry*

[Harry] AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[Ron] serves him right for stealing my pick-up lines.

[Dracochik] Take pictures of Hermoine now!

[Ron] Can I take your picture? I need one for the school paper.

[Hermoine] LIAR!!

[Ron] PLEASE?!?!?

[Hermoine] Okay, dont make me look ugly.

[Ron] Well its impossible to make you pretty...

[Hermoine] *starts doing some funky model poses while Ron takes the pictures*

[Radioactive Spider] oooooooh! MAN FLESH! *jumps on Ron's hand*

[Ron] Yea...thats great...wha...? SPIDER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles* DRACOCHIK! HELP ME!!!

[Dracochik] *is too busy trying to kiss Draco*

[Ron] *gets bitten* OUCH!!!

[Dracochik] Uh oh...here we go.

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