It's time for fan fiction fun with your mutt friend, Koinu Katsuya! In this little fic-lit I tried my hand (and keyboard) at a little comedy. I got the idea from frozen lioness's fic Eavesdropping. Poor little Mokuba...He listens to things he shouldn't...heeheeheee.

DISCLAIMER: Sadly, since I can't kill the lucky bastards who do own YGO, I'll just have to settle for being one of millions who borrow the characters for my little fic...That is...at least for now. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mokie's Mistake

Mokuba was about to knock on his brother's door when he heard a voice he recognized as his brothers boyfriend say,

"Come on Seto get over here. I can't do it by myself."

"All right, all right puppy...I'm coming," came Seto's voice in a growl.

"Well hurry up. I want to finish it now,"

"I said I was coming. Keep your pants on."

"You know you love me more without them Seto."

Jounouchi all but purred (maybe Seto was wrong and his Katsuya was a kitty instead) and Mokuba could just see him doing some kind of pose that as sure to make even Seto blush and/or drool. And he knew he was right when he heard Jou make a strangled moan. Mokuba's eyes widened while he put his ear to the door.

Their at it again!? This is the third time today!

Suddenly his brother made a grunting noise that was soon followed by the sound of the giant four-poster his brother and Jou now slept in (Seto had bought the bed especially for his boyfriend-curtains included- but Jou, being the adorable puppy he is, didn't even notice. To him it was "Oh! A flat surface. Seto, lets have sex on it!")

Mokuba let out a gasp and grabbed the doorknob tightly when he heard Jou gasp out,

"Push harder Seto!"

"I'm trying pup!"

"No your not. I know you can do better than that Blue-Eyes...or are you still tired from doing this before?"

"No."

"And you call me the puppy while you growl like that. You just ask Mokuba. I'm sure he'd love to help me."

Mokuba was so shocked by what had last been said, that he didn't notice the slight turn he gave the doorknob, so he gave a surprised yelp when he fell forward trough the now wide-opened door to the floor face first.

It was quite a sight when Mokuba raised his head to look up to see that all the furniture had been moved out of place, with Jou and Seto leaning against the bed frame. Jou's eyes were widened in surprise to Yugi proportions and Seto looking over his shoulder had a raised an eyebrow at the interloper.

About three minutes of silence, Jou finally broke the moment into a million pieces by saying,

"Umm...Hi Mokie....Er...Wanna help me and your brother redecorate the room?"

Mokie let out an exasperated sigh and dropped his head to the floor.