Chapter One—Clueless

"Feh, women," Inuyasha muttered. "You call her a bitch, and she doesn't mind. You tell her she looks like your old girlfriend, and she goes ballistic."

"You're telling me," his black-haired, green-jacketed friend said. "She always tells me to be more like my manga self. As if it's that easy!"

"What is it with women and romance?" Inuyasha groused. "Kagome's always on my case about being more 'sensitive' and channelling my 'female side'. Feh!"

"It's not my fault I'm so different from him. Takeuchi-san let the animators have free reign," the other said. "Now I'm stuck with this ugly-ass jacket."