"You know, you should really tell Sango how you feel."
Miroku raised his eyebrow at the pink-haired kid from the future but didn't say anything. "You never know, she might agree to bear your kid."
"Aren't you a little young to know about these things?" he asked, biting back a grin. Imagine, a man of his expertise getting love advice from a mere child!
"I'm older than you think," she replied mysteriously. "Besides, I think she likes you too, although I have no idea why," she added under her breath.
"It's the ponytail," he said sagely. "Women dig the ponytail."
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Well, that's my answer to Aria's 100-Word Crossover Challenge. The point of the 100-word challenge was to write a crossover fic using only two characters from each show, the trick being that one of them remains unnamed. If you're familiar with the anime Sailor Moon, then it shouldn't be too hard to figure out which characters I used in each ficlet. But just in case you're not familiar with the show, here's the cast list in order of appearance:
Clueless: Inuyasha and Anime Darien (I say 'Anime Darien' because, if you know how the show works, there're two sides to this character: the hotter, more romantic Manga Mamoru and the less-than-thrilling Anime Darien. Anime Darien was borne out of the crazy notion that Manga Mamoru needed some personality tweaking—which he didn't—and as a result, we get a character that's the complete opposite of his manga counterpart. Also, the animators decided to clothe Anime Darien in nothing but the most hideous green jacket and lavender pants combination, which is what he is commiserating with Inuyasha about.)
The Trouble with Reincarnation: Kagome and SerenaWhen Animals Attack: Shippou and Artemis (I feel as though I have to explain this one, but I don't know where to begin. The trouble with 100-word challenges is that, obviously, you can't go past a hundred words so you're kind of left hanging in the middle of a crucial part. I have no idea what Shippou was doing with scissors, although I sincerely hope that he's not planning on murdering Artemis the talking cat in his sleep, which is what I feared most people might be thinking. I was going more along the lines of him giving Artemis a hideous haircut, not first-degree murder, but you're welcome to your own interpretation ;)
What, Me Worry?: Sango and Anime Luna (The British accent was my broad hint that this is Anime Luna, who for some reason the dubbers at DiC decided to make British. Makes no sense, since it was actually Artemis who spent a number of years there with Mina when she was Sailor V, but go figure.)
Listen to Your Elders: Miroku and Rini (I absolutely dig the ponytail.)
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