In the morning of a beautiful spring day a 10:30 a.m, Jack McFarland was running up the stairs of a building to the office of Grace Adler Designs. When he got to the top, the walked to the office room, where he saw Karen Walker, a rich lady with a squeaky voice that she got from her father, hazel green eyes, dark brownish black hair, a personality that is as childish as Jack's, was some what self centered but had a good heart deep inside her and also loved shopping, drinking and doing everything with her "BEST FRIEND" which was Jack.

Jack saw Karen with his bright blue eyes and blondish brown hair and was gleaming. Karen was wearing a light blue dress and has her hair down and he also had the same color clothes, but darker colored shirt and pants. But he was real happy to see them both wear the same kind of rich looking, light-colored clothes, since they bought the clothes in the same big store anyway, which was Barney's. They both loved to shop there, there was always new tings there. But Jack had to stop thinking since he still needed to say hi to Kare and then would start talking about what he's thinking anyway, so he smiled and said to Karen,

"Hi, Kare!" Karen turned around from being busy drinking and giggled.



"Hi, Poodle, wats up?"

"Whose ur daddy?" Jack just continued w/ the hello routine.

"Well of coz u r honey." Karen smiled at Jack.

"Kare lets go out to lunch now, want to talk to u bout somtin and dont no how to say it here since I want to sit down and slowly tell u........."

Karen looked at Jack wierd but she just nodded.

"Alrite Jackie lets go, since i was goin to leave 4 lunch now anyway and meet u at Barney's, but y cant we just sit and talk here....bout wat u wanted to say?"

"Well I no it aint safe here." Just then Grace Adler, their friend came into the office for work. She was a designer, w/red hair, brown hair, and really nice at heart and to Karen had the worst style. Grace had a "Best Friend" named Will Truman and they lived in the same apartment. Grace said "hi" to both of them and went to her desk and Jack looked at Karen with a weird look.

"U c wat i mean, Kare, at any time someone walks in an and can hear EVERYTIN!!" Karen nodded her head in a smiling agreement.

But Grace ignored what he said and just looked up at Karen w/ a surprised look on her face. She had never seen her really this early be4 and it was really weird since Karen would come in at mostly 12 at noon or at 1 in the afternoon.



" Hey Karen y r u so early today at work, dun u need to drink up more wine and get more expensive jewels first be4 u come here?" Grace asked Karen w/ a questioning look on her face.

" Well i needed to get away from Stan, so i told him i have to go to work early todai, but he didn't trust me an said he was goin to call me at work wen i got there, so i had to get here at tis early morning time......oh damn him tat bastard!"

Grace looked at her with a shaking head and laughter an Jack just nodded in understanding. But Jack didn't want to sit there an talk bout boring things so he got up from kneeling and took Karen's arm an hand and pulled her up.

"Come on Kare lets go i still ave important matters of my romance relationship to talk to u about!"



" Alrite, i wanna go to anyway, lets go get some Jewels now, Grace gave me a nice idea. Time to shine up ur ass and my boobs.....hehehehe!!" Jack started laughing on with Karen.

Karen and Jack kept on giggling and couldn't really stop. Jack put his arms around Karen and she put her arms against his chest and they just kept giggling. They giggled till they got to the floor and Jack was suddenly on top of Karen.

"Wow, u look real sexy......hehe..." Jack said w/ excitement.

" HEHE......I no i am....hehe" Karen got up and Jack got off her and she started sticking her tongue out an luring Jack toward her. Jack looked at her w/ a giggle and grabbed her and stuck his nose at her boobs and flinging his head around them quickly, but slightly. However Grace just looked at them a little disgusted , but just smiled since she wasn't shocked at all bout this, they always did these inappropriate tins w/ each other and loved each for it.

Grace shook her head w/ a little giggle and a slight feeling of shame and then said" TOO bad Jack is as Gay as tis spring day, coz if no one new, which i doubt, u 2 act just exactly a crazed MARRIED COUPLE tat just cant stop loving each other and........well cant stop Touchin Each Other......hehe."

Jack and Karen looked at her and just smiled wildly at her and They both just said to each other " LETS GO NOW....hehehehe!!" They both held each other's hand and Karen held on to Jack's arm too and he help her take her purse and they went they looked at Grace an giggled mischievously at her and they left and walked out the door. Grace just stared at them go, smiled and went back to work.