Chapter 6? Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! Well this is quite a situation, eh? Quatre kissing Relena, Wufei dating Minako, Duo needing a spelling lesson horribly....

Okay Guys, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm going to try to write in paragraphs. Tell me if you like it this way better, K?

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And on with the story....


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Wufei sat there staring at the table, caught in his own musings. They had long since given up any pretense of talking to each other. The people in the restaurant had been watching them for awhile now ,too. Like they were some kind of Soap Opera.

Wufei's beeper went off for the second time, telling them to head to "battle stations."

They had decided to call it battle stations, because Duo said it would make him try harder. He said it would help him feel like it was a real mission. They had long since figured out it was just a game, because he had started humming the Mission Impossible theme when they were getting ready.

Minako was pretending to be going through her purse. She'd been doing that for about five minutes now, trying to hide her embarrassment. She would pull out some lip gloss, put it on the table and then pull out a mirror and put it on. Needless to say, she had on way too much lip gloss.

Wufei snorted. 'Stupid women, always so nervous and weak,' he thought, trying to lighten his mood a little bit. It worked and the side's of his mouth pulled up in a very slight smile. The smile was so slight, that when Minako looked up she wasn't sure he was smiling at all.

He had agreed to help this woman, so that his debt to Heero would be repaid. Heero had helped him find himself, when he thought he was long from humanity. He had realized the world wasn't 'that' horrible. People weren't all that bad, and the Earth was worth protecting just for the good ones.

That's what Meiran would have done. Yes, he would fight for his Nataku. And with this encouraging thought of lost love, he realized he must make this work for Minako. Before she lost what was important to her. Yuy was being a fool, if anything happened to Minako he would regret it horribly.

But he had no time to think about that now, right now he had to get this stupid woman her boyfriend back. Whether her boyfriend wanted it or not. He would do whatever it takes, then his debt would be fully repaid.

"Let's go," he said, trying to make his voice sound a little less cold.

Obviously the change was noticed, and very appreciated, because she smiled at him warmly. Putting away her mirror and lip gloss, she closed her purse with a snap.

Wufei noticed the people of the restaurant were staring at them. Trying to look inconspicuous, he offered her his hand.

She took his offered hand with a laugh, and a slight blush.

Wufei scowled at the blush, though he was uncomfortable too.

The other people in the restaurant smiled at them, thinking they were a couple that had just made up from a fight. A few girls cooed and sighed, and a few guys gave Wufei a thumbs up for his smooth move. He only scowled at them, and everyone suddenly became very interested in their plates.

They left quickly, running slightly through the crowd towards the line for the Tunnel of Love. Finally they found it, by the big flashing sign. The sign had all kinds of hearts on it and swans.

They got in line, separated by a thin board. Wufei could hear the girls all talking on the other side. They talked about some very....interesting things.

Wufei grumbled to himself, once again feeling embarrassed.

"S'up Wufei?" An annoying voice called.

The voice and the slap he received on the back told him who the person was.

Wufei's 'be nicer' mood was over. He growled and gruffly said," Duo, how the hell did you get here so quickly and why do the Gods hate me so?"

"I just thought you need a little support," Duo said with a mischievous smile.

"Not yours," Wufei grumbled.

"Don't forget, Quatre said to kiss her when Heero see's you."

"I know," Wufei said threateningly.

"And when you do...Might as well enjoy it and use a little tongue?" Duo stuck his tongue out in a mock imitation, then laughed at Wufei's face heated up quickly. The boy's in line laughed, not knowing what he meant by 'Quatre said' but thinking it was funny.

Wufei threateningly raised a fist, and Duo took a step back. Everyone around become suddenly quiet and looked away.

"Alright man, just cool it down. I'm going, don't blow your cover so soon." Duo said the last part seriously and quietly so no one could hear him, before walking away.

Wufei snorted, then noticed the line had moved very far up.

The boys were no longer watching him, but talking about their dates. Or girls that they wished were their dates.

Two people away from the Tunnel Of Love. Wufei watched the boy and girl laugh and smile at each other as they took a seat beside each other.

The boys talked about the Up-Coming football game, and who was going to win. He watched two boys get into a heated discussion as to why their favorite football team would win.

One person away.

He looked down at his feet, no longer paying attention. It was none of his business, what these couples did. And he really didn't care who was going to win a football game, such things never interested him.

"Next, please." Said the boy working the line in his high pitched nasally voice.

Wufei looked up and took a deep breath, it was time to begin the plan.

Wufei boarded the big White Swan. He stepped on it carefully, trying not the tip it over. He then took a seat on the far side, so Minako could get in easier. Looking down he began to inspect the 'Swan'.

Its wing's were shaped suspiciously like hearts, which curved in and connected to the seats. The swans necks curved around so that it looked like they were kissing each other.

Fakely romantic music played throughout the whole tunnel.

As he sat there he looked up, and realized a girl who was not Minako was plopping down beside him in the swan.

She was a very skinny girl, with freckles. Her red hair was pulled into two braids, one on each side. She had glasses that sat in a crevice on her nose, and she had braces that looked too big for her mouth.

She giggled in a bad version of flirting, and grabbed his hand.

With a snort she said," I guess it's just you and me cutie!"

Wufei's eyes widened and he turned around to the person working the tunnels.

With a desperate look he cried, "you can't put me with this girl. She's not the one i'm supposed to be with!"

The boy only shrugged and gave him a bored look," I hear that one all the time."

With those words and a smile he started the Thirty minute long tunnel ride of Hell....

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Ten minutes later Wufei's was bristling with anger. He had had enough of that girl, and was ready to knock her out. The swan was wooden and uncomfortable, and he couldn't take much more of that damnable music! None of it seemed to bother his 'Swan Mate'.

She continued to talk and blabber about her social life, and many boyfriends. (None of whom had really wanted to be her boyfriend.) Her conversation had zoned in and out of his mind. He really didn't care, but she didn't seem to mind.

His hand was tucked in her own, he had tried to pull it away but she had only grabbed it back. She had thought he was trying to play hard to get.

He stared at the water in boredom, his mind listening to some select few sentences," of course I had to tape him to a chair before he would kiss me but....."

He wondered where Heero was, and what Minako was thinking right now. She was probably pissed at him for not paying attention. And Meiran was probably laughing at him right now.

He wondered who exactly Minako was sitting with right now. Hopefully someone with more sense than this girl. ....."there was this blonde girl in front of me, she was a shocked as you when they put her in the swan."

He wondered if they had completely screwed the plan up. Probably, but he had done what he was told. He would have thought further about the horrors of a messed up plan, but then his mind processed what she had just said.

He turned quickly and grabbed the girls shoulders. Her eyes widened at first but then, mistaking his intentions, she batted her eyelashes and puckered her lips.

"You mean there was a blonde in front of you? Right in front of you? What did she look like?"

Wufei asked, ignoring her.

The girl unpuckered and opened her eyes, giving him a very jealous look.

"We'll she had blonde hair past her waist. Blue eyes, and she looked kind of excited. But I don't think she's your type. So anyway--Hey, what are you doing?"

Wufei was already standing up, rocking the boat precariously. He pulled his shirt off and tied it around his leg.

"Hey! What are you doing, big-boy? Let's not do that HERE.........," she gave a secretive smile," We could go to my house...."

Wufei only snorted in amusement and jumped into the water. It came up to his chest, and was deathly cold. With a deep breath and a," Sayonara," at the whining girl he was gone.

He swam as hard as he could, he could get to them if he hurried.

He swam hard and soon enough could see the swan with Minako in it.

She was looking into the water, not saying a word. Her lips were pressed together in a thin line, as the boy in the football jersey talked all about his football statistics. Obviously not paying attention to the fact that she didn't seem interested at all.

Swimming over to the side where the football player was silently, he grabbed his arm. And with a jerk sent him flying out of it.

The boy screamed as he went in the water, and Minako watched him go in shock.

Wufei pulled himself into the swan, watching as Minako gave him a flabbergasted look. But after that she went into wild peals of laughter. Brushing her hair out of her face she looked at Wufei's scraggly appearance.

His tight Ponytail had loosened quite a bit. A few hairs that had gotten loose, fell into his face. He didn't have a shirt on, it was tied around his leg. And his shoes were sloshing full of water.

He gave her a nice imitation of Heero's best glare, and brushed the hair out of his face. He sat down and pulled the shirt off his leg and put it on. Buttoning it up, and wringing out the bottom.

"Hey, what are you doing," the young boy , who was now standing in the water, asked angrily.

"What's it look like," Wufei grunted wringing out the bottoms of his pants.

"We'll what am I supposed to do?"

"Wait for the next swan, the girl in it would be a good match for you." Wufei said, pouring a stream of water out of his shoe.

The boy only cried out in anger and began walking towards where the swan would come.

Minako took a few deep breaths to keep herself from laughing again. He face was red from her laughter, and her eyes twinkled in barely held back amusement.

Finally under control she asked," So...what now?"

"We wait for further instruction."

Fortunately that didn't take very long, because as soon as he said that his beeper went off. Its annoying noise causing them both to jump.

He looked down at the beeper, and then pulled a cell phone from his pocket.

Water poured from the holes in the phone.

She laughed again, and then pulled a cell phone from her purse.

He took it with gratitude, and then dialed a few numbers.

"Quatre? Yeah what's going on, Where's Yuy? I am where I was told to be....Huh? Why the Tunnel of Love of course. The Ferris Wheel, but he told me to meet at the Tunnel of Love...."

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Quatre talked to Wufei in confusion. What exactly was he talking about, Heero would be here any minute now...

"But he told me to meet at the Tunnel of Love," Cried Wufei on the other side of the phone.

"Who did," Quatre asked politely, trying to calm down Wufei.

"Well it was.....," Quatre heard an angry huff come from Wufei, before the angry exclamation of, "MAXWELL !"

Duo, who was sitting beside Quatre, heard the exclamation through the phone and smiled peevishly. He ate the last bit of his Ice Cream cone and walked off quickly.

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Minako flinched as Wufei screamed Duo's last name. He clicked the phone off with a curse word.

He bent down and tied his show strings tightly. Then he pulled his hair back in it's usual tight ponytail.

"We'll at least were almost done with the ride...." Minako said, trying to be optimistic.

Wufei smirked and stood up. "We don't have that kind of time!"

"Well what are we supposed to do then?" She said, standing up and thinking his rise was a challenge.

It wasn't.

He only offered one word, before pushing her into the water.

"Swim."

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Well that was chapter six. What did you think, do you like my writing better that way? If not, then I'll go back. But that looks quite a bit more professional. And I'm pretty sure Heero will enter next chapter.

Questions? Comments? R&R

-Aphrodite's Scribe