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Hermione's secret

Goofy Dizzy Ron

"WHAT?!"

Every single head was now turned and looking straight at Hermione, but no one said anything.

Hermione, now ghost white realised that she had overeacted. She excused herself and left the Great Hall, leaving the students whispering and laughing behind her and most of all, leaving Pansy and Draco smiling evily.

Soon, Dumbledore told them to stop and the cool atmosphere was back. Ron didn't seem as worried as Harry. The red hair was serving himself for the third time when he realized that Harry haven't eaten anything yet.

"Harry, what's the matter?"

"I'm thinking about Hermione. She's been acting strange lately and I'm really worried about her!"

"So am I."

"Heu.. right."

"I think you should just eat something and then we could left for the common room and have a talk with her."

Harry said something that Ron understood as a yes. After about ten minutes they stood up and left in the direction of the Gryffindor tower.

Arrived to the Fat Lady's portrait they both stop dead.

"Heu Harry, did you listen to Lavender when she was giving the password?"

"Acutally, no. But Ron, you are a prefect yourself! How come you don't know it?"

"Forgot it.."

"Good job! Now all we have to do is wait for a Gryffindor to past by!"

Fortunatly they didn't wait long, five minutes later Ginny came to enter to the common room.

"What are you doing there? Admiring the Fat Lady?" Ginny started to laugh mad.

"No way!" Shot Ron, making the Fat Lady looking insulted. "I just forgot the password."

"That's promising! What a good prefect we have!"

"Ok, ok I got the point, sorry for being so unresponsible! Now.. will you say the password today or will we have to wait for someone else to pass by?"

"Goofy Dizzy Ron!" said Ginny angry. She penetrated the portrait with such a fury that the door closed back when it had slammed on the wall.

"What the hell she said was the password?"

"I think it was Goofy Dizzy Ron.." Harry answered trying not to laugh.

"WHO CHOSE THAT FUCKING PASSWORD?!"

"I think that, exept you, it can only be Lavender.."

"GOOFY DIZZY RON!"

The portrait door swung open.

"WHERE'S LAVENDER?!"

Everyone started to laugh. Surely they all found that the password was really funny and so was the way Ron was reacting, but Harry tough that it wasn't good. "If they all continue to laugh he'll turn really mad!" he tought.

"Euh ok Ron, calm down. I'll go and find her. Just sit here and relax."

Ron did as he was told, still burning from the inside, he was really in the mood to strangle someone.Harry asked a second year girl to go upstair and bring back Lavender since he couldn't go in the girl dormitory himself. Second later, Lavender came down.

"What do you want?"

"To know why you pick that password.. Ron is really angry and he may strangle you any minutes now!"

"HAHA! Really?! Ok let me talk to him." She went to Ron and returning suddently really serious she began to shout at him, in front of everyone.

"You want to know WHY I'm angry at you? Is that what you want?"

"Yeah I do!"

"You goofy dizzy Ron! I wanted a revenge on you!"

"Why so?"

"Because of what you did to me last year!"

"What did I do?"

"Well do you remember why I broke up with you?"

"Is this for the same reason? Because to tell you the truth, I don't fucking even know why you broke up with me!"

"You didn't even found out yet! Oh I'm sorry Ron your not goofy.. you are simply unintellingent!"

"If you say so. Now can I know why you chose that password and maybe at the same time.. why we broke up!"

"Ok now that you admit your are unintelligent.. I will tell you why. Ron.. you are the stupidiest guy I ever seen! You are always thinking about you and only about you. You were even too selfish to pay me a butterbeer.. you prefered to keep your money to buy you one! You are the greatest git and immature guy I ever met!"

"Well now that you made your point clear, let me tell you that you smell! Hihihi!" He left her looking shocked behind, and Harry who seemed proud and ashamed at the same time.

The entire common room filled with laughter, Lavender's joke had been backfired at her. Harry made his way up the boys dormitory to join Ron and then they could go together to talk to Hermione.

"Ron, don't forget.. we still have to talk to Hermione!"

"Yeah. Alright, let's go."

She wasn't too hard to find; studying in the library as she always did when she wasn't feeling too good.

"Hermione.. are you ok?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Well you've been acting like this for two years now, continued Harry, and I think that it may be time to tell us."

"No."

"Mione, you know we can't help you if we don't know what's happening!"

She stayed silent.

"Please just tell us and we will do anything we can to help you."

"Harry, please be patient.. I'm not ready to tell you yet. And just the fact you reminded me that something is wrong makes me think about it again. I would just like to forget.. forget it all, and act as if nothing had ever happened."

"I understand, but when you will be ready, please tell us."

"I will."

"But why are you so mad Pansy became Head Girl if you turned down the post?"

"Because, if you didn't notice Harry, she will make our lives a living hell. Imagine a duo with Malfoy and Parkinson! What worse can happen?!"

"I know what you mean but there's nothing we can do about it so you don't have to make a big deal out of it."

"That's what you think!"

"What? You think that you should continue making a foul out of yourself?"

"No, I mean there's something I can do about it."

"Like what?"

"I don't know yet, but you will see. Now would you stop talking; I want to finish this book before going back to the common room"

"Then we won't bother any longer. Come on Ron, we're gonna go now."

"Uh, well can you stay here, please? It may sound stupid but can you just wait with me and stay silent. I don't want to talk but least of all.. I don't want to be alone."

"Uh.. sure."

They stayed there for the whole evening until Hermione finished the book she was reading. Never once did Harry or Ron brake the silence or disturbed her, the simple fact that they were there was enough. Seems that she didn't need to talk with them; their friendship was so strong that even without words, she felt cheered up.

"Goofy Dizzy Ron!.. What a stupid password! That silly girl needs so much attention. Taking her revenge like that, what a immature way!"

"I know Mione, but the funniest thing is that she called me immature!"

"Uh, Ron, I don't want to be mean or anything but you are immature!"

"I know but.. forget it."

They all laughed and went to bed.

Ok so that's it the third chapter! Ok I know nothing really happened in it but anyway I can't just give out the punch like that! More chapters are to come soon.. Hehe I have a school break for 4 days long :D Anyhoo send me lots of review, luv ya! Cheers -xx-