Chapter 2: The Fondeling
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: Whoa. 9 Reviews. That is like the most reviews I have EVER gotten on a first chapter on ANY of my Saiyuki fanfictions, no sarcasm either, seriously! Wow, and here I was thinking people would hate this. Ha ha, but everybody seems to like the fact Hakkai is the hot one. This chapter I get to have some fun. OH! There is a bit of small unnoticable 58 in here, it's actually quite funny. I might turn this into 58 if I feel like it. I might, might not. Depends on where the story leads. I just support them!
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Just as Hakkai said, later that evening the boys, or should I now say girls, yet another problem came up between them.
" Hey Sanzo?" Goku asked shyly, pulling down the edge of his yellow dress.
" What is it now? If you think your thighs are fat again I am going to kill you because I'm sick of hearing about it. You've been a girl for less then 8 hours, you haven't even eaten much less gained weight!" Sanzo growled.
" Goku, I suggest you don't bother Sanzo too much, he's a little edgy." Hakkai added in a low whisper.
" But that wasn't what I was going to say!" Goku whined, not matching in Hakkai's low whisper.
" Then what? What were you going to say Goku?" Sanzo said, as if he had a sign around his neck saying 'I'm Annoyed'.
" My boxers, you can see the bottom of them...it's embarassing." Goku blushed.
" God, now he cares about the way he looks..." Gojyo sighed. " If you don't mind, I wanna eat. I have cravings I would like to soothe. Mine does that too Goku, not like I give a shit."
" But it's still embarassing! Nobody wants to see your boxers. I don't even know if girls wear boxers!" Goku yelled.
" They don't." Gojyo asked simply.
" Well what do they wear? I wanna get some." Goku said excitedly.
" Well, there's thongs, boy-shorts and regular panties. Thongs go--"
" You know!" Hakkai interrrupted in time. " I must say we look quite silly standing in the middle of town argueing about underwear..." Hakkai sighed.
" My LORD! CAN WE GO!?" Sanzo yelled, flushed with embrassment. " We'll get you some fucking underwear AFTER we eat!" Sanzo said, storming over to the nearest resturant.
Goku giggled. " Sanzo said underwear..."
" Geez, he's got a tampon up his ass or what?" Gojyo said, smirking at his female joke.
" He will in a few more days." Hakkai said, peaking over his glasses at Gojyo.
" Ha, good one." Gojyo smiled as they followed Sanzo and Goku into the resturant.
" Hello ladies! You all can find a table and I'll be right with you." The waitress nodded. As our four heroines headed to a table in the back, followed but hoots, whistles and hollers for them to come to their houses later that night.
" You in the pink dress! Wanna have some fun?" A man yelled to Gojyo. Gojyo turned around hasitily and flicked up his middle finger.
" Screw you." He said simply. Hakkai, who was walking in front of him, squeaked as a man who had been sitting nearby, grabbed Hakkai's ass.
" Get offa her!" Gojyo said, punching the guy in the face. Gojyo took hold of Hakkai's shoulders and led him to the table faster where Goku and Sanzo had finally taken their seats.
" Thank you Gojyo, but I can very much take care of myself." Hakkai explained, smiling at the half-breed.
" I would have punched him even if you did take care of him." He grinned, " I almost accidentally called you a he back there too."
" That would have kept them off me though." Hakkai smiled.
" Wouldn't keep me off you." Gojyo said quickly.
" Hmmm?" Hakkai hummed.
" Nothing." Gojyo turned his head as the waitress came by.
" Oh, okay?" Hakkai said, confused.
" Wow! Hakkai, you got hit on." Goku gleamed.
" Yeah, not in the way I would have prefered." Hakkai sighed, absently looking at his menu.
" That's just because you're so hot." Gojyo grinned.
" Gojyo!" Hakkai flustered, hiding his pink face behind the menu.
" You guys are having way too much fun with our current disability." Sanzo sighed, lighting a cigarette.
" Disability?" Hakkai asked.
" The demons have an advantage to us." Sanzo explained.
" But they won't even know it's us. In order for that to happen, Kougaiji would have to know who we were and he doesn't. And we can still fight, no problem" Goku said.
"...Goku, are you okay?" Gojyo asked suspiciously.
" Why?"
" You seem smarter." Sanzo said simply.
" Yeah, I don't know what it is either. Um! Waitress! Three of everything! What do you guys want?" Goku said absently.
" I thought you were on a diet." Gojyo whispered sarcastically.
" We'll share with you, Goku." Hakkai added.
" Wow, are those really your names?" The waitress asked. " They sound like boys names. But it's cute. Are you guys sisters?"
" Yeah, we're all half. We have the same mother." Gojyo said quickly.
" Oh, that's neat. I love your matching dresses!" She squeeled. " And you all are so pretty."
" Oh, thank you very much." Hakkai smiled.
" And I love your breasts." She said, fondeling Hakkai, making Hakkai turn red.
" Mmmm...excuse me?" Hakkai said weakly.
" Oh, sorry. Normally girls don't mind doing that to each other. Maybe you guys were raised different." The waitress explained.
" Oh, no, you just surprised me!" Hakkai added with a laugh, quickly reaching over to Gojyo's breast. " See? Fun!"
" AH! Hakkai!" Gojyo squeeled. " I mean, yeah, we do that all the time. So fun." He said awkwardly, feeling on Hakkai's other one as they both smiled weakly at the waitress, both red with embarassment.
" Uhhh, I'll go get your food." The waitress nodded, rushing off to the kitchen. Gojyo smacked Hakkai's hand playfully.
" Don't touch." He teased.
" Sorry, we're supposed to not be found out...if people find out we're men, it'll be weird. So we have to play on the fact that we're girls for the time being which means following their customs and if that means I have to...well...fondle you, then so be it."
" I guess you have a point." Gojyo added.
" What would have happened if I had to grab Sanzo?" Goku asked.
" Why?" Hakkai asked.
" She doesn't have anything to grab onto." Goku said innocently. Sanzo's cigarette fell out of his mouth.
" Bad move." Gojyo teased.
" Well fuck you!" Sanzo yelled, kicking Goku under the table.
" Ouch! I'm gonna have a bruse now!" Goku whined.
" You asked for it..." Hakkai nodded.
" What? She doesn't!" Goku yelled, receving a smack to the head.
" SHUT UP!" Sanzo yelled again.
" But--" Goku was interrupted by a wave of smacks to the head.
" I said shut up!!" Sanzo squeeled, sitting back in his seat.
" Wow, those girls are loud..." Some of the men whispered to each other.
" See? Now everybody notices us." Hakkai whispered.
" Not like they couldn't." Gojyo rolled his eyes.
" Hey, where's our food?" Goku asked. Silence.
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A/N: I noticed that sometimes girls grab each other's breasts to see how big they are, not as really trying to feel on them. So I decided to do that with Gojyo and Hakkai and put them in an awkward situation. Ha ha! I already have loads of ideas for this story, but if you guys have anything that women sometimes do or just normally do or have urges to do, please post them in your reviews so I can keep the story longer! Thanks!