Chapter 3: The Underwear
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: Okay, I just watched Episode 8 of Reload: Gunlock and I am ready to murder any other Gojyo obsessive fan-girl at the moment. I am ready to burn down my Gojyo shrine, replace my Gojyo posters and throw my Gojyo figurine away. I AM PISSED!! I will eventually get over it, but if you notice I am being mean to Gojyo in this chapter, you'll know why.
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" Come on, let's go to an inn already..." Sanzo sighed, standing up at the resturant table. He finished off his cigarette and walked towards the door, Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai following behind. Hakkai stumbled a bit.
" Whoa, Hakkai! You okay?" Gojyo asked, grabbing him on either side of his waist to hold him up.
" Yes, of course. I'm just not used to walking in this body yet." Hakkai sighed tiredly.
" Want me to hold you up?"
" Gojyo, is it the woman talking or have you always been this kind?" Hakkai laughed.
" Oh come on, I'm always nice." Gojyo chucked, putting Hakkai's arm over his shoulder.
" Hey, Sanzo!" Goku said, pulling on Sanzo's arm excitedly.
" What is it now?" Sanzo said, not in the mood to really talk to anything at the moment.
" You said after we ate we could go get some underwear." Goku cheered.
" God, you say it like you could eat it." Gojyo hissed.
" You can't?" Goku asked innocently.
" Well, certain kinds--what's wrong with me?" Sanzo said, crushing his empty box of cigarettes. " Come on, let's go get some. I am tired of wearing these stupid boy boxers anyway." He said, rushing over to a female clothes store, Goku following happily behind, along with Gojyo and Hakkai.
" Sanzo wears boxers?" Gojyo whispered to Hakkai.
" I know, surprised me too." Hakkai smiled.
" Ooh, we really are girls, gossiping and all." Gojyo winked.
" Come on! I want to get this over with." Sanzo growled.
" Welcome to our store!" A cheery girl with black hair asked as they walked in. " What can I help you with?"
" Yes, we want underwear please!" Goku said happily.
" What size?" She asked. The boys turned girls stared blankly.
" There are sizes?" Gojyo asked.
" Of course. Not every girl is the same size." The owner said. " I mean, look at your friend." She said, pointing to Hakkai. " She has thinner hips then you, and you have slightly bigger thighs. And her breast are much larger as well." She said, grabbing Hakkai's left one. Hakkai grabbed Gojyo's instinctively.
" Wow, indeed." Hakkai nodded, flushed red.
" Will you get offa me?" Gojyo muttered.
" Remember, we have to fit in." Hakkai said back. " Of course!" He said, turning back to the owner. " But tell me, I forgot, how do you know what size you are?"
" You just try them on. Here, these might fit you." She said, handing a pair to Gojyo, they were silky and pink with lighter pink flowers. " And these for you." She handed Hakkai a pair of stretchy green boy-shorts. " And for you." She handed Goku a pair of yellow panties. " And for you!" She finished off by giving Sanzo a pair of purple boy-shorts. " The colors match your dresses."
" Thank you." Hakkai nodded, running off to the dressing room with everybody else. The girls walked into their stalls and quietly changed.
" Oh my god, what happened to my--!" Goku yelled.
" Goku, remember your a woman now." Hakkai interrupted.
" Still!" Goku whined, but put the underwear on anyway.
" Whoa! These are comfy..." Gojyo smiled, walking out of the stall with his dress lifted up.
" Gojyo! Put your dress down." Hakkai flustered, walking out of his stall.
" Sorry. I just wanna show them off. Look how cute my ass looks in the pink." Gojyo said, turning around and wiggling his hips a little.
" Gojyo!" Hakkai squeeled, pushing Gojyo's dress down.
" Ha, you got a little flushed." Gojyo grinned, pointing at Hakkai.
" How would you like it if I did that to you?" Hakkai said, crossing his arms over his chest.
" Go on, show me then." Gojyo perked an eyebrow.
" Gojyo-" Hakkai whispered.
" It's okay, I'm just messing around." Gojyo smiled, patting Hakkai on ths shoulder.
" God, I was about to do it just to spite you." Hakkai sighed.
" AHHH! These are adorable!" Goku jumped out of his stall, his dress scrunched up in his arms to show off the silky yellow panties.
" They feel nice..." Sanzo said, embarassed.
" So I guess we're buying them then?" Hakkai asked.
" You guys are going to need more then one pair right? I'll give you a sale, 16 pairs for 8.00! Is that cool?" The owner smiled.
" That's fine." Sanzo said, he paid the women with some pocket change he had left and they left the store, happy and satisfied.
" Ah! These feel great! Too bad they don't make these for men..." Goku sighed.
" Men? Goku, you're a boy, I'm a man." Gojyo said proudly, pointing to himself.
" Right, right and that's why you're wearing a pink dress with matching underwear." Sanzo sneered.
" Yeah! Real men wear pink!" Gojyo said proudly again.
" You're not a man at the moment." Hakkai smiled, poking Gojyo's breast.
" Will you stop that?" Gojyo playfully slapped Hakkai's hand.
" Oh, we need to find an inn right?" Hakkai asked Sanzo.
" Yeah, I believe there was one by that resturant we were at." Sanzo said, heading in the direction of the resturant.
" So let's go." Gojyo smiled.
" Now I can show off my underwear!" Goku cheered, flipping up his dress, people along the street staring at him.
Silence.
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A/N: Kinda short, but I am mad at Gojyo. So I put a bit more 58 in here it make me happy. This probably will end up being 58 and if not...well...then...yeah, it will. Okay! I am gonna go beat up the Gojyo side of my Saiyuki Reload pillow and put scraps of paper over Gojyo's face on all my posters that say mean things like "Kappa" and "Bastard" and "Big Purple Haired Stupid Head". It'd make me feel better.