Chapter 4: The Fighting
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: Ha ha, alot of you guys actually noticed I was pissed. Well just just say I saw the kappa making out with a whore. And that's all I say. Also, I don't live in Japan, I live in California. I don't own Reloaded, I own Reload. [So funny when people call it Reloaded] Um, I bought the imports of Saiyuki Reload: Gunlock that came with Chinese & English Subs. And I am over being mad at Gojyo, I just watched Reqiuem again. Those of you who have seen Reqiuem, I am assuming you know the Kappa's shining moment. Ha ha! [wink] Oh and 58 is Gojyo X Hakkai pairing. 3 is Sanzo, 5 is Gojyo, 8 is Hakkai and 9 is Goku. I support 58 & 39, which is Gojyo X Hakkai and Sanzo X Goku. Oh and some of you are confused about 'You made them gay.' Well, they are guys who turned into girls and their female you know, things, are making them act more female.
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Our boys turned girls had been on the road for two days, and finally came across another town, it was about time too. Since they were getting a little irritable with each other.
" I need food..." Goku whined. " Low fat please..."
" I need cigarettes..." Sanzo growled, trying to block his forehead from the sun.
" I need an ice pack..." Gojyo hissed, rubbing his aching sides from cramps.
" I need chocolate..." Hakkai said, continuing to drive. " I haven't found a bakery since we turned into this. I've had craving for milk chocolate since!"
" Oh my god, is that a town?" Goku asked excitedly. " I can get FOOD!" Goku cheered, lifting up his dress again.
" Why'd you have to lift up your dress!? Damn monkey!!" Sanzo yelled, pushing Goku back down into his seat. " Yeah! Food, now let's all flash some-fucking-body!" Sanzo mocked, waving his hands about.
" Isn't he precious?" Gojyo smiled at the monk, dispite the horrid pain in his hips.
" I am NOT in the fucking mood kappa. Go on, say something else. I'll shoot your double C's off." Sanzo said, glaring at Gojyo.
" And I'll shoot off your A's, oh, right, I can't aim there, THERE IS NOTHING THERE! Stupid ass PMS-ing monk!" Gojyo yelled.
" Okay! That's it!" Sanzo yelled. Hakkai forcefully turned the jeep, making Sanzo fall back into his seat before leaping on Gojyo. Everybody was quiet and stared at Hakkai.
" It's been two days. Goku ate all the food, Gojyo has cramps and Sanzo's about to start his period and you guys are giving me a pounding headache besides the fact I have two five-pound weights hanging off my chest, you guys should feel lucky. I would like to go back to being a male, and I would like to do it fast." Gojyo giggled at the sexual intuendo. " Shut up Gojyo." Hakkai said simply, trying not to laugh after realizing what he said. " But seriously, I know you all are getting sick of one another with your raging hormones. But please, just try and stay calm." Hakkai sighed, starting the jeep again.
" Hey, Hakkai, you got any painkillers?" Gojyo asked, still trying to soothe his cramps.
" No, sorry, I used them on my cramps yesterday." Hakkai shook his head.
" Goddamn it." Gojyo growled. They came upon the town fairly quickly and instantly found an inn. Gojyo and Hakkai shared a room, and so did Sanzo and Goku.
" I am in so much pain..." Gojyo whined, leaning back in the bed, still massaging his sides.
" Need some help? I don't think massaging makes them go away, but it'll make you feel better." Hakkai noted, walking over to the kappa and straddling him, putting one knee on either side of his waists, not keeping in mind that he was wearing a dress, a short dress, and that Gojyo was lying on his back. Hakkai pressed the heels of his hands onto the kappa's waist and started a circular motion with his fingers.
" That feels much better." Gojyo grinned as Hakkai finished up with a playful squeeze for his best friend.
" I could try and find some painkillers downstairs." Hakkai said, climbing off Gojyo.
" It's okay. I'll survive." Gojyo smiled, getting up to go change into his pajamas in the bathroom.
" You sure?" Hakkai asked, who was already in his oversized shirt and baggy cotton pants. They were what he wore as a guy, but they fit alot better back then.
" Yeah! Don't worry. Geesh." Gojyo said, coming out of the bathroom in his normal white sleeveless top and some black pajama pants. " How this things fits around my chest, I'll never know." Gojyo said, pulling at the shirt.
" It's kind of nice being a girl." Hakkai smiled, tying his brunette hair into a small ponytail with one of Gojyo's extra hairties.
" I know, like all the times you felt like being a girl as a guy, you can do it. Like, now I can skip." Gojyo teased.
" And now I can grab your breasts and people will think it's normal." Hakkai smiled.
" God, you do that every time you're under pressure!" Gojyo laughed. " Do they give you come kind of comfort?"
" Ha, funny." Hakkai said, smiling dangerously at the kappa.
" You still never got your chocolate did you?"
" Nope. I asked the owner and he said there isn't a place with desserts around here..." Hakkai sighed dissapointingly.
" Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find something. I'm going downstairs, I have a craving for pickles and ice cream." Gojyo grinned, looking at the brunette.
" What!?" Hakkai said, flushed red. " Gojyo, you're not-"
" I'm just kidding. God, you're so funny." Gojyo smiled, heading down to the kitchen.
"He almost had be going too..." Hakkai sighed, plopping back down on the bed.
" AHH! Gojyo! Let go of my hair!!" Goku yelled as the kappa pulled on his wavy locks. Goku was in his pajamas as well, an old chinese style shirt and blue pants.
" You're the one saying my hair isn't as soft as yours! I'll show you, stupid monkey!" Gojyo said, keeping a firm grip on Goku's hair.
" Why do you care? You never used to care about your hair and stuff!" Goku growled.
" GOKU!" Gojyo gasped. " My hair is my symbolism." He said in a snobbish tone.
" Yeah, yeah, whatever." Goku growled, happy to have his hair back in his possession as he affectionately brushed his hands through his shoulder length waves.
" You guys are so loud..." Sanzo hissed, wearing his leathers and jeans, dispite his new body.
" What's this? Master Sanzo is looking at breast implant ads." Gojyo smirked, leaning into Sanzo's newspaper then to Sanzo's chest. Sanzo turned a bright red and glared at the kappa.
" They just so happened to be on the page...I'm not getting any." Sanzo said, flustered.
" Right, right. Then why are you still reading it?"
" SHUT UP!" Sanzo said, nearly smacking the kappa across the room.
" At least I have some!" Gojyo said, leaning over purposely.
" At least I can walk like I don't have a stick up my ass!" Sanzo growled.
" I DO NOT!" Gojyo yelled. " Might I say, I have an adorable female ass!" Gojyo turned around, patting his butt a few times.
" Will you stop feeling on yourself!?" Sanzo yelled.
" At least I have stuff to feel on." Gojyo grinned, putting on hand on his hip.
" You have split ends." Sanzo growled.
" Your hair sticks up." Gojyo leaned in again.
" Your thighs are big."
" You don't have a chest."
" You have a tan line."
" You're pale."
" You can't walk in heels."
" You've tried walking in heels."
" You have fat feet!"
" Your shampoo and your conditioner are two different smells!"
" You shave your legs!"
" YOU DON'T!" Gojyo yelled.
" You use hair spray!"
" You use mousse!"
" You can't file your nails!"
" You have ugly feet!"
" My goodness...what's going on?" Hakkai said, pushing his glasses up as he came down to the kitchen.
" Sanzo thinks he's prettier then me! What do you guys think?" Gojyo protested, looking at Goku and Hakkai.
" I vote for Sanzo." Goku said.
" I vote for Gojyo to make it fair so you guys will stop fighting." Hakkai said, going over to the oven to make tea.
Silence.
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A/N: Ha, this is so fun to write. Oh, I will be away until Wednesday on vacation. So I want to see lots of reviews when I return!!