Chapter 5: The Chocolate
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: This chapter has chocolate! Whoo! This has 58 in it and some 39. Cute stuff nothing like, 'Ooh-They-Got-Their-Freaky-On' and stuff like that. Also! After Female Torture is over, I have a spin-off, so they're still women, just a different kinda story. It's funny. But I am also thinking about using them as men for that one to make it more funny. Okay! This finally has more reviews then Anything But Ordinary! Which I am thinking about continuing, but not as often as my other ones. This chapter is dedicated to Mezi and Karu because they're too cool. By the way, this chapter is a bit more serious, taking a turn away from the non-stop comedy.
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" Nothing to do." Gojyo sighed, leaning back in the chair in the corner. He turned his head toward the window, staining with drips of the rain.
" I know...too bad we're all stuck in one room." Goku said, glaring tiredly at the kappa. Goku reached over to the bag of hairties and tied his light brown waves into a ponytail.
" Yeah, we have to deal with these two over here, all emotional." Gojyo sighed, irritation in his tone as he crossed one leg over the other. Hakkai and Sanzo paid no attention to the comment. Hakkai, in a pair of shorts and a tank top, kept his glance at the window, his brunette stands tied into two ponytails by Gojyo a few moments earlier to try and get his attention. Sanzo, just laid on his bed, facing to the wall.
" I know. Seems like we could do anything and they wouldn't even notice." Goku grinned.
" I already put Hakkai's hair into ponytails. Let's give Sanzo braids." Gojyo smiled, looking at the female monk. A click of a gun was heard and Gojyo shut his mouth.
" You think it's part of the effects of being a girl?" Goku asked childishly, leaning back into the floor with a plop.
" I don't know. They're usually always like this when it's raining." Gojyo answered as best he could. " I don't know why either. I know why Hakkai is, but Sanzo is, as always, a mystery."
" I guess you have a point." Goku shrugged, rolling over and taking a sip of the cup near his shoulder.
" Stop doing your little flips, she-chimp." Gojyo growled.
" At least I can do flips unlike you with your big thighs." Goku growled.
" Excuse me, but guys love the big ass." Gojyo hissed. " I should know and if I was a guy, I'd go after myself."
" I said thighs." Goku glared. " And that's sick."
" Same difference." Gojyo sighed, not in the mood to start an arguement. He glanced over at Hakkai again, who looked strangely attractive sitting by the window in his rolled up shorts and the tank top. Gojyo's cheeks flushed took a sip of his own drink.
" Know any way to make them snap out of it?" Goku asked idily, kicking his feet.
" Geez, you're so restless! Sit still!" Gojyo yelled.
" I can't." Goku whined. " Answer the question."
" What the fuck is this, a quiz show?" Gojyo asked, turning away from Goku. Goku looked at him with a smile. " I have an idea." He said.
" Like what?" Goku asked, flipping back upright.
" Stop doing flips!" Gojyo yelled. " Come on, let's go downstairs."
" We're going down for a bit." Goku said to the less lively two.
" Mm." Hakkai muttered, letting his mind slip off his thoughts for a little while.
" Whatever." Sanzo growled, turning over angrily. Goku and Gojyo closed the door behind them quietly and went down to the kitchen.
" So what's up?" Goku asked, sitting at the dining table.
" Let's make chocolate." Gojyo smiled.
" Gojyo! You can't cook to save your life!" Goku gasped. " What makes you think you can successfully make chocolate good enough to even eat!"
" I don't know, but I have a feeling I know how to do it." Gojyo grinned.
" Fine, let's go then." Goku sighed, giving in pretty quickly, wanting Hakkai, and more importantly to him, Sanzo, to snap out of their moods.
After arguements and insults, the two boys finished their chocolate making. They looked pretty good, for first-timers. They both sat at the table, making decorations with the extra frosting. Each took five of their favorite pieces for the one they were meant for, Gojyo's being for Hakkai and Goku's being for Sanzo. After looking at the finished product, the two looked pretty satisfied.
" Wow! They look pretty damn good! I think they'll like them." Gojyo smiled.
" I don't get it, how did you know how to make these?" Goku asked.
" I honestly don't know." Gojyo said. " It must be the woman in me."
" Right, or maybe you were so bored you read a cookbook." Goku chuckled.
" That wasn't even funny, nor did it make sense." Gojyo huffed.
" Nor? What the hell is that?"
" Either or. Geez, aren't you learning anything from Hakkai? Oh right, you think of nothing but food." Gojyo growled.
" Who taught you such a big word, kappa?"
" Hakkai did of course! What you think Sanzo can even spell his own name?"
" Probably!" Goku huffed.
" Ha." Gojyo smiled. " Stupid she-monkey. Let's go give these two emotional headcases of ours their little present."
" Okay!" Goku nodded and smiled. He quickly ran up the stairs ahead of Gojyo excitedly. Goku burst in the door, not even startling the other two. He hopped onto Sanzo's bed on his knees, practically pushing the small plastic bag into the monk's face.
" W-What?" Sanzo said, looking up at Goku.
" I made you some, Gojyo said it would make you feel better." Goku smiled.
" Did he?" Sanzo asked, perking an eyebrow at the kappa in the doorway.
" I do have brains, monk." Gojyo grinned.
" Very little." Sanzo rolled his eyes, putting the fresh milk chocolate to his lips. He sighed and took one more look at the excited monkey and quickly put the morsel into his mouth. He chewed and few times and swallowed.
" How is it?" Goku asked.
" Not bad." Sanzo said, hiding any signs that he thought it might even be a little good, even thought it was very good.
Now it was Gojyo's turn. " Hey, 'Kai."
" Mmm?" Hakkai asked, turning his emerald eyes to Gojyo. " Wait, did you tie my hair in ponytails?" He asked, feeling on the two hair ties.
" About two hours ago." Gojyo smiled.
" Wow, I didn't even notice." Hakkai gasped.
" Heh, you were so spaced out." Gojyo grinned. " Umm, I made you something." He flustered, handing him the small plastic bag. " I know you've been craving chocolate for a while and so I figured I'd make you some to soothe your craving. It's not alot but we didn't have many things to work with..." He rambled.
" Oh! Gojyo! Thank you!" Hakkai said excitedly.
" Don't thank me before you tried it. For all I know, it could taste like shit." Gojyo laughed.
" I'm sure it tastes delicious Gojyo." Hakkai smiled, putting a square piece into his mouth. He chewed and swallowed and sat in silence for a while, staring at the bag.
" That bad huh?" Gojyo asked.
" Gojyo..." Hakkai sniffled. " It's delicious. So good, I'm crying. No bakery could have made anything this good!"
" Really?" Gojyo said, quite surprised at the declaration.
" Of course!" Hakkai nodded, quickly finishing off the bag. Gojyo laughed at the sight.
" 'Kai, you've got some chocolate right here." Gojyo pointed out.
" Hmm? Where?" Hakkai said, brushing off his lips.
" Nope, you missed, other side." Gojyo informed, mimicking Hakkai.
" Here?" Hakkai asked.
" No, right here!" Gojyo said, leaning over and pecking Hakkai on the lips.
" G-Gojyo?" Hakkai stuttered.
" Ah! Time for bed!" Goku cheered, tackling Gojyo onto the bed.
" Ah! Get off me monkey! I told you not to eat any chocolate! You'll be hyper all night!"
" I will not!" Goku cried.
" Get off! Stupid she-chimp!" Gojyo yelled. Both of them froze at the sound of Sanzo reloading his gun.
" SHUT UP!" Sanzo growled.
" What are you and your A's gonna do? I could knock you out with one of my boobs!" Gojyo growled.
" At least I can stand up straight!" Sanzo yelled.
" Oh what do you know? Stupid monk!" Gojyo growled.
" Umm? Hello?" Hakkai asked, trying to calm the two.
" Guys, I'm bleeding." Goku said.
Silence.
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A/N: HA! Next chapter should be hilarious! This one was kinda short though...