Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha.
Note: This story takes place in an Inu Yasha studio after taping is complete.
Everybody looked at one another.
"Where are we?" asked Miroku.
"I don't know," said Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha looked around and noticed every member from the cast was there.
"Aren't we supposed to be in Feudal Japan?" asked Kagome.
A voice coming from somewhere high up says, "Inu Yasha is just a show!!!"
"Well, that definitely counts as creepy!" said Kagome.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inu Yasha said. "You mean we've been fighting all this time for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The mysterious voice from up above again says, "YES! YOU NITWITS! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!"
Unbeknownst to everyone Naraku, the man they've been searching for in this non-existent show, is there staring blankly into space.
Inu Yasha notices Naraku and thinks, 'I have to kill him. Even if I'm not existent!"
He finds a gun, which he has no clue how to use, points it at Naraku and says, "Will you be the guinea pig?"
"No," says Naraku very plainly and flatly.
"I think you might want to reconsider your answer," Says Inu Yasha.
"Ummm... Let me think... How about... NO!" said Naraku.
"Guys, a little help here," says Inu Yasha.
Everyone who has a grudge against Naraku (which is pretty much the whole cast,) gets ready to kill Naraku with his or her weapons. "Ok, I'll do it!" said Naraku who looked very scared at that moment.
Inu Yasha took the gun, pulled the trigger and shot Naraku right in the head.
Naraku died.
Inu Yasha did a war dance and sang "Naraku's dead! Naraku's dead! I shot Naraku in the head!"
"Well, that defeated the purpose of this show," said Kagome. "Do you know what that was?" she asked.
"No," Said Inu Yasha. "Why would I?"
Kagome begins a 24-hour talk on guns.
"And that's why guns are bad!" Kagome finished. Most people were half asleep and Naraku's evil servant, Kagura, had shot herself dead when Kagome began her speech.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha said. "I just realized since this show is imaginary Miroku is not a lecher nor does he have a wind tunnel anymore."
"Yay!" said Miroku. He began doing his happy dance. Everyone looked at him and did the anime sweat drop.
"That collar Kagome put on me is imaginary!" said Inu Yasha.
He took the gun that Kagura had borrowed to shoot herself dead with and shot Kagome. She died.
He found another gun which was bigger and looked like it would hurt more and shot Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken with it.
They disappeared to live in some far off world where they would be happy.
Inu would be happy because Sesshomaru was gone or dead.
Sesshomaru was happy because he didn't have to put up with Inu Yasha anymore.
Since Kagome died her soul went back to Kikyo's body. Kikyo forgot that Inu Yasha betrayed her.
Then Inu Yasha took the gun and shot everyone but himself, Sango, Miroku and Kikyo with it.
Inu Yasha married Kikyo.
Miroku married Sango.
In some far off world wedding bells rung as Rin and Sesshomaru got married.
They all had children whose names weren't mentioned in this which I shall call the stupidest Inu Yasha story ever written.
Note: This story takes place in an Inu Yasha studio after taping is complete.
Inu Yasha's Ending
Everybody looked at one another.
"Where are we?" asked Miroku.
"I don't know," said Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha looked around and noticed every member from the cast was there.
"Aren't we supposed to be in Feudal Japan?" asked Kagome.
A voice coming from somewhere high up says, "Inu Yasha is just a show!!!"
"Well, that definitely counts as creepy!" said Kagome.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inu Yasha said. "You mean we've been fighting all this time for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The mysterious voice from up above again says, "YES! YOU NITWITS! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!"
Unbeknownst to everyone Naraku, the man they've been searching for in this non-existent show, is there staring blankly into space.
Inu Yasha notices Naraku and thinks, 'I have to kill him. Even if I'm not existent!"
He finds a gun, which he has no clue how to use, points it at Naraku and says, "Will you be the guinea pig?"
"No," says Naraku very plainly and flatly.
"I think you might want to reconsider your answer," Says Inu Yasha.
"Ummm... Let me think... How about... NO!" said Naraku.
"Guys, a little help here," says Inu Yasha.
Everyone who has a grudge against Naraku (which is pretty much the whole cast,) gets ready to kill Naraku with his or her weapons. "Ok, I'll do it!" said Naraku who looked very scared at that moment.
Inu Yasha took the gun, pulled the trigger and shot Naraku right in the head.
Naraku died.
Inu Yasha did a war dance and sang "Naraku's dead! Naraku's dead! I shot Naraku in the head!"
"Well, that defeated the purpose of this show," said Kagome. "Do you know what that was?" she asked.
"No," Said Inu Yasha. "Why would I?"
Kagome begins a 24-hour talk on guns.
1 day later
"And that's why guns are bad!" Kagome finished. Most people were half asleep and Naraku's evil servant, Kagura, had shot herself dead when Kagome began her speech.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha said. "I just realized since this show is imaginary Miroku is not a lecher nor does he have a wind tunnel anymore."
"Yay!" said Miroku. He began doing his happy dance. Everyone looked at him and did the anime sweat drop.
"That collar Kagome put on me is imaginary!" said Inu Yasha.
He took the gun that Kagura had borrowed to shoot herself dead with and shot Kagome. She died.
He found another gun which was bigger and looked like it would hurt more and shot Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken with it.
They disappeared to live in some far off world where they would be happy.
Inu would be happy because Sesshomaru was gone or dead.
Sesshomaru was happy because he didn't have to put up with Inu Yasha anymore.
Since Kagome died her soul went back to Kikyo's body. Kikyo forgot that Inu Yasha betrayed her.
Then Inu Yasha took the gun and shot everyone but himself, Sango, Miroku and Kikyo with it.
In the end...
Inu Yasha married Kikyo.
Miroku married Sango.
In some far off world wedding bells rung as Rin and Sesshomaru got married.
They all had children whose names weren't mentioned in this which I shall call the stupidest Inu Yasha story ever written.