Chapter 7: The Demons
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: This chapter, I had written, but stupid me forgot to save...so I am redoing it, except with a different plot and I'll just do the other one later. Umm...as a little note, I SUCK at writing fight scenes. I don't do action stories...and describing a fight for me, it's like the hardest thing for me to actually write it and people to be able to visualize it as well as I see it and it's tough. I also suck at kissing scenes. [Oh, the irony.] I'm such a bland writer, I don't describe, I got straight to the point...I guess that's what I am missing. But I don't do serious enough stories for there to be description. Like, Karu-Chan and Crimson1 and MeNuriko, Karot, they're all cool and can describe. I can't. I'm not even in the same boat as them. [tears] Okay, enough punishing myself. Read this awful piece of poo. [sigh]
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So while heading to the next town, our boys came into a bit more trouble...
" I'm so BORED!" Goku whined. " We haven't fought anybody in almost a week, I'm tired, I'm cramping again, I smell like blood, I'm BORED, and I have this stupid big breasted kappa sitting next to me."
" I am going to knock your brains out if you say that again." Gojyo growled, not even looking at Goku.
" Oh yeah! Try me!" Goku yelled.
" Goku, one of my boobs could knock you out..." Gojyo sighed, not even wanting to be in an arguement.
" You stupid--"
" Goku, I suggest you don't get on Gojyo's nerves today." Hakkai said, his voice obviously noting that he did not feel like driving.
" But why?" Goku asked, leaning up to the front seat.
" Geez, get your panties outta my face." Gojyo grumbled, not even heard by the others, getting a full view of Goku's pink silky underwear. " Your ass isn't even hot."
" With the heat Gojyo is feeling a bit under the weather. He is half water demon after all." Hakkai forced a fake smile.
" Ha ha, laugh at the kappa." Gojyo groaned.
" Maybe it might just be his period." Sanzo snickered.
" And when I get it, I am throwing my used pads into your bed." Gojyo whispered.
" Wow Gojyo, I'm never seen you so loving towards Sanzo and Goku before." Hakkai smiled, eyeing the kappa.
" Shut up Hakkai." The irritable kappa growled, reading to strike at anything willing to come close enough so the other three just sat quietly until a familiar, but long-since-seen interruption stopped their jeep.
" You females! Do you know of the Sanzo party!?" A demon yelled, about 20 others behind them.
" Nope, sorry. We're just passing on our way through." Hakkai smiled, finishing off his explaination with a girly, 'Heh heh'.
" Well, we won't let you pass!" The demons cheered and yelled. " We want human blood!"
" We didn't say we weren't human." Goku smiled, standing up on the backseat.
The demons gasped. " That girl wears a limiter."
" And a sexy yellow dress." The other one whispered.
" So come on! You wanna fight!" Goku smiled girlishly, cracking his knuckles.
" It shouldn't be that hard, fighting a little girl." One of the demons yelled.
" You're not fighting one little girl!" Hakkai grinned. " You're fighting four."
" And let me tell you, I am NOT in the mood to move right now." Gojyo growled.
" So, you have a chance to give up now." Sanzo said. " Or die."
" We should be saying that to you! Hope you don't break a nail." The leader demon snickered.
" How about, we break some of yours." Gojyo smiled, rushing in and knocking one of the demons out with a strong high heel to the face.
" Wait!" Some of the demons yelled, not changing their minds, but ended up getting a manicured fist to the face by a PMSing Gojyo.
" What are you? A bunch of bitches!" Gojyo yelled, kicking anybody in the face, no matter who he was flashing his panties to in his pink silky dress.
" Gojyo! Don't have all the fun!" Goku whined, jumping in as well, knocking a few demons out with his nyoi-bou.
" Is it just me or do we look like Sailor Moon cosplayers?" Hakkai laughed.
" Ooh, I want to be Sailor Moon." Sanzo grumbled sarcastically, firing off his gun, desinigrating five demons and emptying his gun.
" Ha, should I give them some help?" Hakkai smiled, forming a chi light in his hand and releasing it into the crowd. " I don't know what it is, but fighting demons as a girl makes me feel amazingly sexy."
" That's just cause you are." Gojyo winking, knocking out a demon with his elbow.
" Ha, Gojyo you flatter me." Hakkai grinned.
" Oh shut up you two. If you want to make out, do it somewhere where we aren't fighting demons." Sanzo growled, closing the revolver and firing at a few more defenceless demons.
" You girls! You are the Sanzo party!" The lone leader of the pack yelled.
" No, what gave it away? My dashing good looks?" Gojyo grinned.
" That's probably what's been keeping them away." Goku snickered.
" Or our ability to kick anybody's ass?" Sanzo grinned, aiming at the demon's forehead.
" Or could it be our strange resemblence to a magical girl team?" Hakkai noted, dusting off his dress.
" Whatever it is, we can't let you live now that you know who we are." Sanzo said, pulling the trigger.
" NO!" The demon screamed as he was banished by Sanzo's gun.
" You know, it does make you feel sexy when you're fighting as a woman." Gojyo teased.
" I know, you feel all badass." Goku smiled, hopping into the backseat of the jeep.
" Let's just keep heading west." Sanzo growled, getting into his familiar seat.
" You seem to be in a better mood Gojyo." Hakkai smiled as he started the jeep.
" I know, kicking somebody's ass, always makes you feel better." Gojyo said, leaning over the front seat. " Or looking at you."
" Ah! Gojyo!" Hakkai flustered, turning red as the jeep swerved.
" Goddamn it! Keep your lovey-dovey shit for a hotel room!" Sanzo yelled, smacking Gojyo back into the backseat.
" Bitch! Don't hit me!" Gojyo yelled, kicking the back of Sanzo's seat.
" Bring it on!" Sanzo yelled, pushing his gun into Gojyo's forehead.
" Oh dear, I think it's going to be broughten." Hakkai laughed.
" Hakkai, that's not a word!" Sanzo growled.
" It's also a very bad pun, pardon me."
" Hey Gojyo, you're bleeding on the seat." Goku noted.
Silence.
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A/N: Wow, this was fun to write. And I know Dani and Maria noticed but this quote and just as a side note:
" Bring it on!" Sanzo yelled, pushing his gun into Gojyo's forehead.
" Oh dear, I think it's going to be broughten." Hakkai laughed.
Was from my dubbed episode of the drinking game on Gensomaden Saiyuki. See, I like to dub over episodes using Dani's webcam and my wit, and I come up with funny sayings and stupid plots, almost like outtakes. And in this one, Sanzo had been challenged to those guys for the drinking game and Sanzo said the quote above and originally Hakkai said, "Oh, Oh, I think it's going to be broughten...is broughten even a word? It reminds me of KANAN!" Yeah, that one was fun to dub. [laugh]