Inu Kaiba: I decided to make this a book of one shots! I am only thinking of 6 at the moment but there might be more!!!! This will still be called Inu Yasha's ending because if any of these things happened Inu Yasha as we know it would be over!!!
Inu Yasha and the Ramen
Once upon a time there was a happy little demon. But that was a fairy tale and it ended sadly.
So once in a feudal era down a special well in Kagome's shrine there was a whiny little half demon named Inu Yasha. Let's start the story there! Inu Yasha was whining. (As usual!!!)
"Kagome I'm hungry!!!" said Inu Yasha.
"Shut up Inu Yasha!!!!" said Kagome. Inu Yasha swung upside down and lifted up Kagome's skirt.
"Perv!" Kagome said and slapped him. "Have you been taking lessons from Miroku?" While Kagome had been yelling at him he found her wallet, dug in and pulled out five dollars. Then he took a flying leap and jumped in the well.
"Inu Yasha, come back here!" Kagome screamed. But Inu Yasha was long gone.
Once Inu Yasha got to the real world he walked up to a woman and said, "Do you know of a store where I may buy Ramen?"
The woman nodded and pointed to a store right in front of him. Inu Yasha sweatdropped and walked into the store. He walked up to the man at the cash, showed him the five dollar bill and asked, "How much Ramen will this buy me?"
The man did a price check and at 49 cents each, Inu Yasha bought ten when the man asked for more money then Inu Yasha gave him, Inu Yasha pulled out Tetsusaiga and asked, "Do you want to ask that again?"
The man took one look at his blade, cowered, and said, "No. Go ahead, sir. Please don't hurt me though."
Inu Yasha left and thought, 'All humans are pathetic... Scared of my blade... My old man left me quite an heir loom.... That's what this blade is... an heirloom...'
When Kagome stepped out of the well she felt a rush of wind she was blown back and fell into the well and returned to Feudal Japan. Kagome slapped Inu Yasha when she got back and said, "You idiot!!! You don't just take my money!"
"Well, stupid," said Inu Yasha. "You don't just stop bringing Ramen, do you?"
"Oh..." said Kagome, in a softer tone. "I forgot, didn't I?"
"Yes!" said Inu Yasha. "You did!"
"Ok!" said Kagome. "You can keep the Ramen because I forgot, ok?"
"Why wouldn't I be able to keep succulent, delicious, Ramen? Hmmm?"
"SIT!" Kagome said. "But to make it up to you, I'll cook one for you right now! I'll bring the rest back and the next time you come you can have some!!!"
Crash!!!! Inu Yasha fell to the ground. "All right.." He said. Then he perked up. "You mean you'll cook some reight now?"
"Yes, Inu Yasha!" said Kagome. "I will!"
"Yay!" said Inu Yasha and he happily danced around while Kagome cooked the Ramen.
"Okay Inu..." Kagome's words were cut short as Inu Yasha grabbed the bowl of Ramen from her hand and started to eat it. Then this strange look came over him and he began to dance. "Ramen, Ramen, RAMEN!!!!!!" he chanted.
(This is the Ramen Dance thought up for you by RoxyFoxy! To read more about the Ramen dance, visit her story, "What Women Think"! Now back our story!)
He danced around eating the Ramen when Shippo and Miroku came running into the clearing. Inu Yasha paused noodles halfway to his mouth and opened an eye. "Yes?" he asked.
"Sessho-maru has come for your sword, Inu Yasha!" said Shippo.
"Yes!" said Miroku. "You had best be ready."
"Doesn't he know when to give up?" asked Inu Yasha. "This isn't a good time!"
"Too late!" said Miroku. "Here he is!"
Sessho-maru raced into the clearing, took one look at the Ramen, and grabbed it! RIGHT OUT OF INU YASHA'S HAND!!! "Mmm!" said Sessho-maru. "Little brother you have good taste. Thank you for bringing me this delicious food!" he said between slurps of noodles.
Inu Yasha, being slow, didn't realize it until it was too late! He took one look at the Ramen in Sessho-maru's hand and became very, very, angry! He turned into a demon and stabbed Sessho-maru before he could even blink. Inu Yasha grabbed the Ramen and gave a ear-shattering cry signifying the Ramen was his! Not Sesshomaru 's Ramen! His Ramen!!
The Ramen changed him back and he continued to chant Ramen as he finished the Ramen.
"Inu Yasha?" asked Miroku. "Do you know what you jut did?"
Inu Yasha took one look at Sessho-maru and noticed he was dead. "Who did that?" he asked.
"You did!" said Miroku.
Inu Yasha twitched an eye brow and stood there wondering how he killed his brother, the three legged dog, Sessho-maru. He still stands there to this day!!!
The End
Inu Kaiba: I know it was stupid! But stupid is me on chocolate! RoxyFoxy will be proud because the Ramen Dance reappears!
-Inu Kaiba