Chapter 8: The Obsession
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: I found out some new things that girls do! You'll see it in this chapter. I also have some more things, just as a note, the longer the spell lasts, the more girly they become. [laughs]
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" Ahhh, why does it seem like we've been driving in hot weather through this whole thing...?" Gojyo asked, finishing off his sentence with a yawn.
" Because..." Goku huffed.
" Answer?" Gojyo said.
" I don't really have an answer, but yeah." Goku shrugged.
" I don't get it! Why DO girl bleed!? Do they like injure themselves once a month?" Gojyo yelled.
" Maybe they're machochists?" Goku asked.
" Wrong word Goku..." Hakkai sighed. " I think I'm going to be starting mine soon...seeing as how Goku and Gojyo are on theirs."
" I'm on my last day!" Goku cheered.
" Shut up, this is my second..." Gojyo growled, not happy at all. " Weird how Sanzo didn't get his first. I mean, he is the most well...PMS-ish--" Gojyo stopped, noticing he was looking down the barrel of a gun.
" Wanna finish your sentence? Ms. Stick-Up-Your-Ass?" Sanzo growled.
" Stop calling me that!" Gojyo exclaimed pushing the gun out of his face. " It's called a sexy walk!"
" I'll call it whatever I want, stupid big boobs." Sanzo hissed.
" Alright! That's it! I don't care if you shoot me! I'll kick your ass!" Gojyo yelled, pulling Sanzo's hair.
" Cat Fight..." Hakkai called out, in a monotone voice.
" Why doesn't Gojyo fight with me anymore? I'm so bored." Goku said over the noise that Gojyo and Sanzo were making.
" You bitch! Let go of my hair!!" Sanzo exclaimed.
" Wait! Hold on! I have to kick your ass first!" Gojyo yelled.
" You bitch!" Sanzo growled.
" Guys, we're at a town..." Hakkai sighed.
" No way." Gojyo said, getting out of the jeep.
" Amazing how towns make everybody--" Hakkai said, getting out of the jeep and stopping half way and looking at a store.
" Hakkai?" Gojyo asked, looking at his frozen friend who was staring at a clothes store, Gojyo looked in the same direction and froze.
" Gojyo! Hakkai! Let's--" Sanzo froze as well, looking in the same direction. Goku stared at the other females as if they were going insane. The other three took a slow step forward and blinked, to see if what they were seeing was true.
" Guys?" Goku said, finding the other's behavior quite strange...
" It's...unreal." Gojyo whispered. " What is this urge...?"
" I don't know...but...we must Gojyo..." Hakkai whispered, inching more to the store.
" Should we...? I think we should..." Sanzo whispered.
" Guys, it's just a half off sale...what's the big deal?"
" A SALE!!!" The older three squeeled, rushing into the store.
" My god..." Goku gasped, following the other three, who were practically knocking over racks of clothes.
" I love this shirt!!" Gojyo cheered. " Only 3.00!"
" I LOVE THIS SKIRT!!" Hakkai yelped, throwing it into his basket.
" I don't know what kind of purse I want!" Sanzo yelled.
" Out of character...much?" Goku said, looking over at the discount food. " Oh holy shit..." Goku whispered in shock. "TWINKIES!!" Goku yelled, tackling the display. " I love you! I love you and your cream filled orgasmic center! OH GOD!" Goku whispered to the box.
" Talk about out of character..." Hakkai noted long enough to keep his eyes off the clothes on sale.
" Hey, 'Kai? You think this skirt makes my butt look big?" Gojyo said, lifting up a plaid skirt.
" Everything makes your butt look big...fat ass." Sanzo growled.
" SHUT UP!" Gojyo yelled. " I'm getting it!"
" Twinkies..." Goku drooled.
" And I thought we went insane..." Hakkai sighed, tossing 6 more shirts into his basket.
" Sales? So this is what woman like...?" Gojyo asked, debating on a pink or green shirt.
" Appparently so. They also adore black for a reason..." Hakkai said, holding a black turtleneck shirt in front of him.
" I know, look how slim you look." Gojyo noted, looking at Hakkai.
" You should use some on that ass of yours." Sanzo hissed at Gojyo, tossing his 3rd purse into his basket.
" If you wore anymore black you'd look like a twig! You skinny son-of-a--" Gojyo growled.
" Twinkies..." Goku drooled again, white filling oozing out of his mouth.
" Goku, get a napkin!" Gojyo yelled. " You'll get fat and nasty!"
" SO! They're so good..." Goku whispered to his half eaten Twinkie.
" I believe this is called a sugar rush..." Hakkai said, looking at a nearby belt rack.
" Okay, we've got enough shit, let's go." Sanzo said, pushing his basket to the check out.
" BUT SANZO!" The other three whined.
" Save some clothes for other people!!" Sanzo growled, pulling Gojyo and Hakkai's baskets along with his own.
" NO!!" Hakkai and Gojyo said, collapsing to their knees.
" There was still that pink plaid skirt!" Gojyo weeped dramatically, a hand on his forehead.
" And the leggings...the leggings Gojyo!!!" Hakkai gasped, cluching Gojyo's shoulders.
" I know, it's okay...we'll find them cheaper somewhere else Hakkai..." Gojyo whispered.
" But..."
" This is pathetic..." Sanzo sighed.
A Few Hours Later...
" That was freaky..." Gojyo said.
" I know, never have I bought so many clothes in my life..." Hakkai sighed in satisfaction.
" Let's hope that never happens again..." Sanzo growled.
" Guys...I have to throw up..." Goku gasped, facing the newly bought clothes.
" NO! NOT ON THE CLOTHES!" The older ones shouted at the younger one.
" Bleeeeehhggg." Goku hurrled.
" My skirt..." Gojyo whispered in agony.
" My turtleneck..." Hakkai weeped.
" My purse..." Sanzo growled.
" My Twinkie..." Goku sniffled.
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A/N: I had SO much fun writing this. I dedicate this to Gravitation Volume 6...for the insanity that made me write this so insane like...[laugh]