Chapter 9: The Attack
Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!
A/N: Seriously people! I need things girls do! Like, what is something you do with your friends often, or things you do when you go shopping or bad habits you have! ANYTHING! I really wanna keep the story going!! Anything you just want to see them DO as women! ANYTHING!!!
This time, it starts off with Sanzo sighing, soon after, Goku, then Gojyo, Hakkai nods and sighs. They know what they're all thinking, but anybody who says it will get knocked in the head, unless you're sane, like Hakkai, you have immunity. But, you wouldn't say it anyway if you were Hakkai, but this isn't really Hakkai, and this isn't just a normal day. These guys, have turned into women. Why? Because some old geezer tried to experiment on them. That's why.
" Ah, what a lovely birthday this is turning out to be." Hakkai sighed. The others glared at him. They knew they had all forgotten, which means, no presents, no party, just driving. They did as Sanzo ordered.
" Look, 'Kai..." Gojyo started, kicking his hot pink heels off of his feet but got a sharp jab in the head with another heeled shoe.
" Say it and die." Sanzo glared.
" ARGH! You hit me! Who knows what you've been stepping in you stupid girly bastard!"
" You walk with a stick up your ass." Sanzo said, lighting a cigarette.
" And so do you! I hope you start bleeding soon, you've been needing to bleed for what, 23 years now? You'll bleed more then Goku." Gojyo growled.
" I wish you'd shut your big assed mouth up." Sanzo glared.
" What does THAT mean!?" Gojyo yelled.
" Happy Birthday Hakkai." Goku sighed unenthusiastically.
" Thank you Goku. Nice to see somebody cares." Hakkai sighed. " Look, a town."
" Hey, let's let Hakkai pick where we eat." Gojyo declared, placing his hand on Hakkai's shoulder. Hakkai smiled sweetly.
" Thanks Gojyo."
" God, you make a hot girl." Gojyo grinned.
" Ah! Gojyo!" Hakkai flustered. Hakkai covered his blushing face and walked a bit faster so he could pick a place for them to eat. He looked around, called the others over, Goku running ahead of the other two left behind and they entered the place. Nothing but men, men and more men. They weren't uncomfortable, seeing as how sometimes they forgot they were beautiful looking girls, and just as normally as they would as men, walked in and took a seat. The men eyed them with lust, devotion and sex appeal.
" I feel uncomfortable." Goku noted, looking at a drooling man across the place who was eyeing Goku with the sickest look. He was FAR to young for this.
" I don't. This is how I feel when women are checking me out..." Gojyo grinned. Hakkai glared.
" You mean in disgust." Hakkai muttered, pounds of jealousy in his tone. Gojyo gaped and Goku giggled.
" It's like you're married." Goku smiled.
" I am going to murder somebody..." Sanzo growled, getting quite tired of men staring at him.
" Go ahead and do it." Gojyo said.
" You'd be first kappa." Sanzo growled again.
" Ha ha ha, do it." Gojyo grinned, leaning back in his chair.
" Guys, don't fight! It's Hakkai's birthday!" Goku yelled, trying to calm down the monk and the kappa.
" Shut up Goku!" The two yelled at the younger one. Goku backed down and sat next to Hakkai. " Don't worry, we'll have Sanzo take you on a shopping spree. Loads of sales." Goku smiled, reassuring his friend.
" Thanks Goku." Hakkai sighed, looking at Gojyo fighting with Sanzo and sighed.
" So that's what you want for your birthday?" Goku grinned, leaning into Hakkai's personal space.
" Ah! Goku! No, no, no, no, no! We're just friends!" Hakkai panicked, shaking his head.
" Oh come on, don't lie." Goku smiled devilishly, practically poking at Hakkai's sanity.
" I'm not." Hakkai said sternly.
" Hmmm..." Goku sighed in disapointment.
" Hakkai! Get your hand off my boob..." Gojyo growled.
" Gojyo? My hand isn't on your breast..." Hakkai noted.
" What?" Gojyo said, looking down. He screamed. " Get the fuck offa me! YOU PERVERT!" He yelled, smacking the guy with his purse.
" What!? You crazy bitch!" The man yelled as Gojyo stepped on the guy.
" How dare you touch me like that!!" Gojyo yelled, beating the man in the head.
" Ah! Get offa me!" Sanzo yelled, feeling a strong grip on his waist. He reached back and punched the man in the face. " Stupid assholes!" Sanzo yelled.
" I feel like we're being attacked by demons, only not..." Goku said, punching another guy in the face.
" Heh, some birthday this is turning out to be..." Hakkai noted, kicking a man between the legs.
" Let's go!" Sanzo shouted, running for the jeep, the other three close behind, with the men behind them even closer. The four hopped in the jeep, in whatever order and headed off. They looked where they were sitting.
" Wow, why is Sanzo driving?" Gojyo asked from the backseat, opposite of where he usually sat.
" Because Hakkai runs too slow in heels." Sanzo said, looking at Hakkai who was next to Gojyo in the back.
" He's not wearing heels, I'm wearing his heels." Goku noted, lifting up his feet.
" Some birthday that turned out to be..." Gojyo said, looking at Hakkai.
" It's alright." Hakkai said.
" I'll make it up to you." Gojyo smiled.
" How?" Hakkai asked, clueless. Gojyo leaned in closely but a bullet rang off.
" Do it and I'll kill you!" Sanzo yelled.
" Man, ruining the moment..." Gojyo hissed.
" What moment?" Hakkai blushed.
" I'm hungry, we didn't get to eat..." Goku whined.
" That's it, which places. I'm sick of hearing you all bitch..." Sanzo growled.
" Sanzo...you're bleeding..."
Silence and a gunshot.
A/N: Um, yeah, so like I said, anything you do normally as a girl, anything you want to see them do, ANYTHING!!