Chapter
Four – Ostentatious Obstacles
Some weeks later found Turanga
Leela at New New York City hall. It was getting closer and closer to
the time of the wedding, and today she was going to wrap up an
important loose end on the guest list.
"Hello. I'm here
to apply for a pair of mutant day passes."
"Head to
the third floor and turn left to room 3A."
"Thank
you."
Room 3A as it turns out, was the office of the
mayor's aide. Leela groaned. Hopefully this wouldn't complicate
things. Amy must feel like this all the time. Glad I'm not her...
for once. She entered the room to find her ex-boyfriend ending a
video phone call. He regarded her with casual surprise and folded his
fingers in a business like manner.
"Well, this is
interesting. Are you here to ax for a second chance?"
She
willed herself not to roll her eyes.
"Afraid not Chaz.
I'm actually here to get mutant day passes for my parents."
He
smirked a little.
"I suppose I could do that for you. I
don't have much against mutants. They don't get taxed so we don't
have to give them any government services. It's a fair tradeoff.
What's the occasion?"
"So they can attend my
wedding."
Chaz checked the city hall database and his
smirk turned to mild disgust.
"Wait a minute; you're
registered to marry Phillip J Fry? Isn't he that guy who couldn't
pooper scoop?"
"Dark matter is heavy." She
replied defensively. "So anyway, the date of the wedding..."
"I'm
not giving you the passes." The mayor's aide said
coldly.
"What?! But you just said..."
"Look,
I have a duty to this city. You can't just let the freaks come up
here whenever there's an event of minor importance."
"I
can't believe you'd let a little bit of jealousy change your stance
on the rights of an entire people!" Leela exclaimed
angrily.
"Hey, I'm the mayor's aide. I make my policy
decisions based on public opinion, and public opinion says I don't
owe you a damn thing. Enjoy your legally incompetent husband."
She
was about to deliver a high kick to shatter his jaw when she realized
she could do far more damage through alternate means.
"The
legal incompetent who's getting married to a woman who dumped
you."
And with that, she left. It was only after she left
the building that the reality of the situation sunk in. Her parents
couldn't come to the wedding. The people who she had longed for her
whole life, the people she had only recently been reunited with, the
people who had given her the chance to live in the sunlight; they
wouldn't be there on one of the most important days of her life. And
all because some goddamn jerk she had made the mistake of being
impressed by was embarrassed at being outdone by Fry.
Screw
him! I am NOT going to let this ruin our plans. We'll just...
Leela
made it all the way back to apartment 1-I without coming up with a
satisfactory completion to her thought. She decided to get the task
of telling Fry out of the way.
"Hi Fry."
"Hi
Leela. So, did you get the passes?"
"Unfortunately
not. I know my parents will just brush it off like they always do,
but I wish there were some way they could be there..."
"Maybe
they could wear disguises?"
"Wouldn't work. The
Church of Robotology does a DNA scan on all organisms that come in,
mostly so they can add them to their mailing list."
"So
that's why I keep getting these pamphlets inviting me to join
an interspecies bible study group."
"Maybe we could
use a two way holograph feed? No, it's just not the same."
The spaceship captain sighed as she stroked Nibbler. Maybe the marriage was just doomed from the start? All the little problems that kept popping up seemed like bad omens. Then, miraculously, Fry had a brilliant idea.
"Hey,
wasn't there a church in the sewers?"
Leela's eye widened
in amazement. He couldn't really be suggesting...?
"Fry,
you'd really get married down there?"
"Of course!
How many people get married in sewers? I guess if one of the Ninja
Turtles married April they probably would. Besides, regular weddings
can get kind of boring. But no one will forget this
one."
Incredible. He was actually excited about doing
something most humans would find appalling. Truly, the sewer was a
far cry from where Leela would have envisioned her fantasy wedding,
but she was through with idle fantasies. Having her parents there was
far more important than the location.
"Then let's do it
Fry! I'll go down there first thing tomorrow."
"Leela,
I don't care where we get married. As long as we're together, that's
all I need."
.........
At that point the one who
had been spying on the conversation stopped listening. Lord knows
they didn't need to hear the couple get mushy. The spy contacted the
one waiting for new information.
"There's been a change
of plans... the wedding is going to be held at a new location. You
know what to do."
.........
Disclaimer: Futurama
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Sorry
this installment was a bit short, but it's the main turning point in
the plot and I'm eager to get on to the juicy parts. I didn't want to
bog it down with too many unnecessary descriptions. Also, no one has
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creative as Bender when it comes to depravity or good times, so if I
wrote such a chapter it would most likely lean towards sucking.
Remember, full credit to you, you can post it as its own story, yadda
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