Guru-Guru: -hands Hustino a charred shoe-

Hustino: I already had lunch.

Guru-Guru: -smacks Hustino- That's not what this is for.

Hustino: Ow! Then...what is it for?

Guru-Guru: Don't you remember any of the plan?

Hustino: Do I remember any of the what now?

Guru-Guru: Do you even remember what day it is?

Hustino: October.

Guru-Guru: Close enough. Just go downstairs into the closet, then throw this shoe at TK.

Hustino: Why didn't you say that before?! -leaves-

Guru-Guru: -sweatdrop-

Birthday Surprise

Chapter 2: Set Up

"You're goin' down, Sempai!"

"I don't think so!" Every occupant of Bad Comic Corner was focused on Blu and T9 and their fierce Dance Dance Revolution competition. Every occupant but two, that is. Nobody noticed as Hustino snuck into the room and into the closet, which was surprising, since he tripped at least five times and stepped on TK's hand.

"Go Bl-OW!" TK was interrupted as a charred shoe from the direction of the closet slammed into his head. Oddly enough, no one noticed TK's yelp of pain. He looked from the overcooked shoe to the closet, where Hustino's hand was sticking out and dangling a voodoo TK plushie, and TK suddenly remembered what he was supposed to do.

-Flashback-

TK was minding his own business, when two shoes flew out of nowhere and conked him in the face. Normally he'd say ow and ignore it, but these were special shoes. Blu's beloved Skechers. "What the hell?!"

"We need your help with something, TK," came Hustino's voice from behind. TK spun around to see Hustino and Kenny, who was holding three items. A TK voodoo plushie, a small toy lighter, and a doll pair of shoes.

"What are you gonna do with...GAH!" screamed TK as he set Blu's Skechers on fire. "OH, CRAP!" yelled TK as he put the blazing shoes out. "What the hell did you make me do that for?!"

"It was fun and we got rid of another pair of the Satanic Skechers," Hustino answered.

"That," Kenny added, "and we need to you to distract Blu for a long period of time so we can get her surprise party ready."

Once TK stopped giggling and hopping up and down after hearing that there was going to be a party, he asked, "So...you made me destroy her favorite shoes just so that I could distract her?" the two guys nodded. "...Why me?"

Kenny and Hustino looked at each other and then back to TK, and Kenny answered, "We figured you're used to Blu causing you pain."

-End Flashback-

"Umm...B-Blu?" the sword-boy stuttered as the fox demon did her victory dance. "I k-kinda had an accident with y-your Skechers..." The victory dance ended immediately as Blu whipped around to face TK, the look on her face one of pure rage.

-Five Minutes Later-

Everyone waved bye-bye as a barefoot Blu dragged a smoldering and sobbing TK out the door to go buy a new pair of shoes.