Birthday Surprise
Chapter 3: Set Up Part II
Hustino walked out of the closet towards T9 and Legato just as Kenny came down the stairs saying, "Well, that was easy."
"...You didn't do anything," T9 pointed out.
"My point exactly."
"Anyway, we've got everything ready to be set up, right?" Hustino asked and Kenny nodded.
"We could use a bouncer. We did anti-invite quite a few, and I'm sure there's some that'll try to come."
"A bouncer for a birthday party?" Legato said as he walked to the door after the doorbell ring, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of."
"Hi! I'm selling cookies!" came the child-like voice of Zazie the Beast from outside. "Would you like to buy some?"
"As much as I like cookies, they cost too much this way. Scram kid."
"You'll pay for that!" screamed Zazie as a sandworm plowed out of the front lawn.
"Mommy..."
As everyone watched the giant sandworm chase Legato (who has a very tiny girlish screaming voice, by the way) around the front lawn, Kenny said "I think we've got our bouncer."
"Yeah...but," Hustino scratched his head, "How are we gonna get a sandworm to do that?" T9 and Kenny gave him an odd look. "What?!"
"Hey, little ki-I mean, Mr. the Beast, how'd you like a job?" Kenny asked the blonde boy.
"What do I get out of it?" Zazie asked. Kenny looked over to Hustino and T9, all of them shrugged. Each of them pulled out their pockets, a few moths and some lint falling out. T9 pulled out a half eaten and half melted candy bar. "Chocolate!" Zazie screamed like a little kid and stuffed the entire thing into his mouth. "Okay, I'll do it."
"That was mine!" whined T9.
"Shh. We'd better not upset Zazie," muttered Hustino. "Do you wanna end up like Legato?" he asked, pointing to the psycho's legs sticking out of the sandworm's mouth. T9 instantly quit whining and ran to save her husband from the monster.
"Why don't you...umm...secure the perimeter of the house or something, while we get the inside ready?" Kenny asked Zazie.
"Okay!" the 'child' yelled, running out the door as he licked the chocolate off his fingers.
-At the Mall-
Blu proceeded to dig through the many racks of shoes, as TK panted and wheezed ahead of her. "Hey, look! A fox plushie!" TK yelled for the millionth time.
"Ooh, where?!" asked Blu, also for the millionth time, turning her attention from the shoes so TK could hide yet another pair of Skechers.
"I am SO gonna get those two for this!"
"Hey..." Blu pouted, "there wasn't any..." she was saying...for the millionth time, but noticed there were no Skechers at all in sight. "This is the third store without any!"
TK just...kinda shivered and tried not to look at the dozens and dozens of shoes surrounding him. "The shoes...they haunt me..."
-Bad Comic Corner-
"The decorations are set, the food is out, and Legato's covered with a giant worm's spit. Seems like the party is ready," Hustino said. Legato glared at him. T9 held her nose closed from the smell coming from Legato.
"Now the people or...whatever need to get here," Kenny nodded. The doorbell rang and he answered it.
"But I still don't understand what they meant by 'pulling my dress out of my ass," Zelda, who was outside the door with a slightly frustrated Link, said.
"Umm...don't worry about it, Zel. Oh, hi," said Link, pulling a still funny-walking Zelda inside. Diablo noticed this and jumped from behind the plant by the door and gave a tug on Zelda's dress. Asako immediately attacked him with the ten foot pipe.
"I feel like something's missing..." Zelda moped.
Chapter 3: Set Up Part II
Hustino walked out of the closet towards T9 and Legato just as Kenny came down the stairs saying, "Well, that was easy."
"...You didn't do anything," T9 pointed out.
"My point exactly."
"Anyway, we've got everything ready to be set up, right?" Hustino asked and Kenny nodded.
"We could use a bouncer. We did anti-invite quite a few, and I'm sure there's some that'll try to come."
"A bouncer for a birthday party?" Legato said as he walked to the door after the doorbell ring, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of."
"Hi! I'm selling cookies!" came the child-like voice of Zazie the Beast from outside. "Would you like to buy some?"
"As much as I like cookies, they cost too much this way. Scram kid."
"You'll pay for that!" screamed Zazie as a sandworm plowed out of the front lawn.
"Mommy..."
As everyone watched the giant sandworm chase Legato (who has a very tiny girlish screaming voice, by the way) around the front lawn, Kenny said "I think we've got our bouncer."
"Yeah...but," Hustino scratched his head, "How are we gonna get a sandworm to do that?" T9 and Kenny gave him an odd look. "What?!"
"Hey, little ki-I mean, Mr. the Beast, how'd you like a job?" Kenny asked the blonde boy.
"What do I get out of it?" Zazie asked. Kenny looked over to Hustino and T9, all of them shrugged. Each of them pulled out their pockets, a few moths and some lint falling out. T9 pulled out a half eaten and half melted candy bar. "Chocolate!" Zazie screamed like a little kid and stuffed the entire thing into his mouth. "Okay, I'll do it."
"That was mine!" whined T9.
"Shh. We'd better not upset Zazie," muttered Hustino. "Do you wanna end up like Legato?" he asked, pointing to the psycho's legs sticking out of the sandworm's mouth. T9 instantly quit whining and ran to save her husband from the monster.
"Why don't you...umm...secure the perimeter of the house or something, while we get the inside ready?" Kenny asked Zazie.
"Okay!" the 'child' yelled, running out the door as he licked the chocolate off his fingers.
-At the Mall-
Blu proceeded to dig through the many racks of shoes, as TK panted and wheezed ahead of her. "Hey, look! A fox plushie!" TK yelled for the millionth time.
"Ooh, where?!" asked Blu, also for the millionth time, turning her attention from the shoes so TK could hide yet another pair of Skechers.
"I am SO gonna get those two for this!"
"Hey..." Blu pouted, "there wasn't any..." she was saying...for the millionth time, but noticed there were no Skechers at all in sight. "This is the third store without any!"
TK just...kinda shivered and tried not to look at the dozens and dozens of shoes surrounding him. "The shoes...they haunt me..."
-Bad Comic Corner-
"The decorations are set, the food is out, and Legato's covered with a giant worm's spit. Seems like the party is ready," Hustino said. Legato glared at him. T9 held her nose closed from the smell coming from Legato.
"Now the people or...whatever need to get here," Kenny nodded. The doorbell rang and he answered it.
"But I still don't understand what they meant by 'pulling my dress out of my ass," Zelda, who was outside the door with a slightly frustrated Link, said.
"Umm...don't worry about it, Zel. Oh, hi," said Link, pulling a still funny-walking Zelda inside. Diablo noticed this and jumped from behind the plant by the door and gave a tug on Zelda's dress. Asako immediately attacked him with the ten foot pipe.
"I feel like something's missing..." Zelda moped.