Birthday Surprise
Chapter 4: More Arrivals
The Hero of Time and the Princess of Hyrule (who happened to have slight discomfort in a certain area) seemed to be enjoying themselves, despite the fact that the other people in the room were creeping them out. A lot. Kenny was busy explaining to them what was going on, Hustino was standing off to the side, and T9 was...being T9 (which may or may not be a good thing).
The doorbell rang again and Hustino answered it. Outside was Vash, Wolfwood (who were giving Zazie odd looks), and Millie. Vash pouted, "Why couldn't Meryl come?" He kept whining until he saw the blonde woman inside. He grinned like a moron and rushed past Hustino and to Zelda. Wolfwood sighed, sweatdropped and dragged Millie inside.
"Well, it looks like that's everybody except..." Kenny was hit in the face with a Cucco that flew in through the window in mid sentence. "...Malon."
Malon didn't even bother with the doorbell. She just burst through the door...only to trip over Kenny. "Ripper!" she shouted, grabbing the Cucco. "You were supposed to stay outside with Epona!" And with that, she threw the Cucco back out the window.
"She named a chicken Ripper," Vash muttered to Wolfwood.
"She's crazier than you are," Wolfwood muttered back.
Everyone kinda shuffled away from Malon, giving the odd girl some room. She was about to say hi or...do something Cucco-related, but she noticed the fried Cucco sitting on the table with the rest of the food. Gasping in shock, she rushed over and pulled out one of her bottles out that had a fairy. She popped it open, but the fairy couldn't bring the dead chicken back to life. So, it kinda just floated out the window.
Malon started to cry a bit over the roasted Cucco, and Vash ran over crying, and hugged her, "It'll be all right!" She gave him an odd look, and Link glared slightly.
-At the Mall-
"Hey. Look. It's...a fox plushie," mumbled a mentally and physically exhausted TK.
"Ooh, where?!" asked Blu, her love of foxes getting in the way of her judgment. This time, there actually was a fox plushie, so she screamed "CUTE!" and hugged it for a while before she turned back around to find TK twitching on the floor next to a box of Skechers. "Hey, and it's the last pair! Let's go home, TK!" Blu bought the shoes and dragged a twitching TK out of the store.
'If they're not ready and all this was for nothing, nobody will be able to find the bodies...' thought the spasming sword boy.
-Bad Comic Corner-
"She's coming she's coming she's coming!" T9 screamed when she saw Blu and TK returning from the store. Everyone literally dropped what they were doing and rushed to find a hiding spot...they all ran into the closets. "Umm..." T9 looked around for a place to hide when she heard the doorknob moving. "Aha!"
-With Blu and TK-
"I hope everyone is ready..."
"What'd you say?" Blu asked TK while she opened the door.
"Uh...I said, I'm glad you got a new pair of shoes."
"....right." When she opened the door, it was all dark inside and no one seemed to be in there. She flicked on the lights and the fan. Suddenly, T9 fell off the fan and onto the table of party stuff. Blu looked at her oddly, and out of nowhere (meaning the closets), people came out yelling "SURP-" then they noticed T9 laying in front of Blu. "-rise." They glared.
"Hey! I didn't know she was going to turn on the fan!"
-Outside-
'I can't believe they gave me chocolate just to walk around this house.' thought Zazie. 'Wait, chocolate? I'd better go brush my teeth!' But as Zazie made for the front door, toothbrush in hand, he heard a voice behind him.
"Tingle senses fairies here! Tingle must meet the fairies so he can become a fairy too!"
"What the fuck was that?" Zazie turned to see...someone or something standing there. Tingle in all his green jump-suit and red underwear, uh, Tingleness. "..."
"Hello!" Tingle said.
"...."
"Let me into the home here, for I, Tingle, sense a fairy in this vicinity!"
"Umm...No."
"Little boy, you must let Tingle in so that he can become a fairy too!"
"...Little...boy..." Zazie's eye twitched, then he pulled a large, red, rocket out of nowhere with the word 'ACME' on it. He strapped Tingle to it, lit it, and with a faint "Kooloo limpah!" Tingle blasted off somewhere down the street. "Stupid dumbhead looking for fairies..."
Chapter 4: More Arrivals
The Hero of Time and the Princess of Hyrule (who happened to have slight discomfort in a certain area) seemed to be enjoying themselves, despite the fact that the other people in the room were creeping them out. A lot. Kenny was busy explaining to them what was going on, Hustino was standing off to the side, and T9 was...being T9 (which may or may not be a good thing).
The doorbell rang again and Hustino answered it. Outside was Vash, Wolfwood (who were giving Zazie odd looks), and Millie. Vash pouted, "Why couldn't Meryl come?" He kept whining until he saw the blonde woman inside. He grinned like a moron and rushed past Hustino and to Zelda. Wolfwood sighed, sweatdropped and dragged Millie inside.
"Well, it looks like that's everybody except..." Kenny was hit in the face with a Cucco that flew in through the window in mid sentence. "...Malon."
Malon didn't even bother with the doorbell. She just burst through the door...only to trip over Kenny. "Ripper!" she shouted, grabbing the Cucco. "You were supposed to stay outside with Epona!" And with that, she threw the Cucco back out the window.
"She named a chicken Ripper," Vash muttered to Wolfwood.
"She's crazier than you are," Wolfwood muttered back.
Everyone kinda shuffled away from Malon, giving the odd girl some room. She was about to say hi or...do something Cucco-related, but she noticed the fried Cucco sitting on the table with the rest of the food. Gasping in shock, she rushed over and pulled out one of her bottles out that had a fairy. She popped it open, but the fairy couldn't bring the dead chicken back to life. So, it kinda just floated out the window.
Malon started to cry a bit over the roasted Cucco, and Vash ran over crying, and hugged her, "It'll be all right!" She gave him an odd look, and Link glared slightly.
-At the Mall-
"Hey. Look. It's...a fox plushie," mumbled a mentally and physically exhausted TK.
"Ooh, where?!" asked Blu, her love of foxes getting in the way of her judgment. This time, there actually was a fox plushie, so she screamed "CUTE!" and hugged it for a while before she turned back around to find TK twitching on the floor next to a box of Skechers. "Hey, and it's the last pair! Let's go home, TK!" Blu bought the shoes and dragged a twitching TK out of the store.
'If they're not ready and all this was for nothing, nobody will be able to find the bodies...' thought the spasming sword boy.
-Bad Comic Corner-
"She's coming she's coming she's coming!" T9 screamed when she saw Blu and TK returning from the store. Everyone literally dropped what they were doing and rushed to find a hiding spot...they all ran into the closets. "Umm..." T9 looked around for a place to hide when she heard the doorknob moving. "Aha!"
-With Blu and TK-
"I hope everyone is ready..."
"What'd you say?" Blu asked TK while she opened the door.
"Uh...I said, I'm glad you got a new pair of shoes."
"....right." When she opened the door, it was all dark inside and no one seemed to be in there. She flicked on the lights and the fan. Suddenly, T9 fell off the fan and onto the table of party stuff. Blu looked at her oddly, and out of nowhere (meaning the closets), people came out yelling "SURP-" then they noticed T9 laying in front of Blu. "-rise." They glared.
"Hey! I didn't know she was going to turn on the fan!"
-Outside-
'I can't believe they gave me chocolate just to walk around this house.' thought Zazie. 'Wait, chocolate? I'd better go brush my teeth!' But as Zazie made for the front door, toothbrush in hand, he heard a voice behind him.
"Tingle senses fairies here! Tingle must meet the fairies so he can become a fairy too!"
"What the fuck was that?" Zazie turned to see...someone or something standing there. Tingle in all his green jump-suit and red underwear, uh, Tingleness. "..."
"Hello!" Tingle said.
"...."
"Let me into the home here, for I, Tingle, sense a fairy in this vicinity!"
"Umm...No."
"Little boy, you must let Tingle in so that he can become a fairy too!"
"...Little...boy..." Zazie's eye twitched, then he pulled a large, red, rocket out of nowhere with the word 'ACME' on it. He strapped Tingle to it, lit it, and with a faint "Kooloo limpah!" Tingle blasted off somewhere down the street. "Stupid dumbhead looking for fairies..."